• May need help...

Posted: **Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:07 am**

I really hope I don't...but I may. (Need help, that is, if you didn't pay attention to the thread title...)

I'm just giving a heads-up... I don't know for certain, but I think I've gotten myself targeted by something paranormal... I'll get back to y'all on details ASAP. All the details I have are rather sketchy at the moment, and could just be coincidence.

I'm sorry...I'm being ambiguous.

I think--that is, I have reason to believe--that I've been hit by a couple of different minor curses (or one major one), or that someone's doing some major voodoo in the area... I need more time to be certain. I just...

I hope I'm being paranoid.

I'm sending this message out as a heads-up in case I'm not.

Again, I'm sorry for the ambiguity... I don't have complete information, and I've seen problems come up when a general lack of information--or misinformation--gets leaked into this group...

Posted: **Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:30 am**

Curses . . .

Posted: **Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:55 am**

You really know how to instill the worry.

Posted: **Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:55 am**

Joshua... You have been targeted. You have the resources to figure it out.

I am not at liberty to say more. I am in the process of...to quote Kolya..."making a deal with a devil".

Posted: **Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:56 am**

Posted: **Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:46 am**

When you know who I need to turn into a greasey smear let meknow.

Posted: **Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:12 am**

KT, let me know when you need assistance.

Posted: **Thu Aug 16, 2007 3:08 am**

Ditto.

Posted: **Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:17 am**

Gabe . . . perhaps this whole Sheldon thing might have taught you about deals and dvils.

Posted: **Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:21 am**

Theophilus of Adana is the only one thought have done that and lived but not without the heaviest hitter of them all backing him up; and that only after he realised just how much he fucked up.

Posted: **Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:30 am**

In short . . . don't.

Posted: **Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:49 am**

Absolutely do not.

What the hell gets into these people's heads?

Posted: **Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:54 am**

Well we could ask Gabe, since he once was one of those thing in the head and we're on better terms with him than Not Me..

Posted: **Thu Aug 16, 2007 10:10 am**

So how about it Gabe?

I really want to know.

Posted: **Thu Aug 16, 2007 3:54 pm**

You really want to know...? Alright, I'll tell you.

I have looked to the future, and I have seen dark clouds forming... Corrupt dark clouds. There are forces of destruction gathering...and destruction will not be denied. A great many human lives shall be lost when the gates between this world and the next are open fully...

I have a human soul, but I am a monster. My soul was the most beautiful gift that could have been given to me...but it can never grow as I am. If I die, I die as a monster, and that shall always be a burden my soul would bear...

When a man came to me and showed me a way to attain humanity...I was rather eager to hear more. Can I trust this man, this devil? Absolutely not, but neither can he trust me... He has something I want, and I have something he wants. It is a business arrangement, and nothing more.

Kolya, Caliburn, I want to win, for once. For once, I don't want to be thought of as coming from Joshua's head.

When the Eve of All Hallows comes, I will be on the winning side. The Gates of Death shall swallow more human souls in one day's time than they have since the days of the Holocaust.

This... This is why, my friends.

Posted: **Thu Aug 16, 2007 3:58 pm**

Oh, this is so not good.

Posted: **Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:02 pm**

I am guessing we may know who you made that deal with.

Posted: **Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:06 pm**

I'm thinking we're gonna hafta kill a red talking demonic entity that crawled out of a druid's head.

Posted: **Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:15 pm**

Maybe, thou if I read that right we may be dealing with Winder again.

Posted: **Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:16 pm**

Gabe, what's your location? Anything you are particularly allergic to?

Posted: **Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:29 pm**

Gabe, you obviously can't tell the forest from the trees, can you?

Posted: **Thu Aug 16, 2007 11:02 pm**

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:I'm thinking we're gonna hafta kill a red talking demonic entity that crawled out of a druid's head.

Because of course, we all know you're far better at killing people than saving them, aren't you, "Lefty"?

Kolya wrote:Gabe, what's your location? Anything you are particularly allergic to?

Honestly, Kolya, I always thought better of you than this... Since when did you stoop so low?

Posted: **Thu Aug 16, 2007 11:04 pm**

I think he is half joking Gabe, thou only half.

Posted: **Thu Aug 16, 2007 11:13 pm**

Am I stooping?

Posted: **Thu Aug 16, 2007 11:23 pm**

What the HELL is going on around here? o_O;;;

I came on to ask for anyone who wasn't gonna be at Bert's party for help tracking down someone from the Demon Fist...

Instead, I find war practically breaking out on the boards?!?

Posted: **Thu Aug 16, 2007 11:45 pm**

I will help, and gladly. Please send the details, I am in the area anyway, you may want to drop in at my current lab. I'll send you the directions.

Posted: **Thu Aug 16, 2007 11:50 pm**

That's what happens when fuckwads deal with the devil.

Posted: **Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:40 am**

You going to need to borrow anymore books KT? I got the library out of hiding.

Oh yeah, you still using those Necromancy books I sent you?

Posted: **Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:51 am**

Rabbis say after 12 hours no more necromancy.

Posted: **Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:54 am**

Huh?

GS say, you no make sense.