• A little something for our evil pests

Posted: **Sat May 12, 2007 8:53 am**

Lyrics of a song from a band I am really digging.

Devil is a loser

You wanted power and you begged for fame
you wanted everything the easy way
You wanted gain without pain
now your bill is in the mail
You got stronger but your mind got weak
you made a promise you couldn't keep
You had it all you lost more
it's all there in the fee

Via hell incorporated (regeneration)
first you love it then you hate it (you're such a saint)
And now you're never gonna make it (bad situation)
get on get on down there's hell to pay

'cause the devil is a loser and he's my bitch
for better or for worse
and you don't care which
The devil is a loser and he's my bitch
runnin' into trouble you skitch
he's my bitch ha ha ha ha ha

You wanted riches and license to kill
you got poverty and then you got ill
You got poor and you lost your will
all your dreams unfulfilled
Wow I get my kicks when you blow your fuse
no one got killed but that's no excuse
Hands up I let you know when it's done
I've got the only gun

Via hell incorporated (regeneration)
first you love it then you hate it (you're such a saint)
And now you're never gonna make it (bad situation)
get on get on down there's hell to pay

'cause the devil is a loser and he's my bitch
for better or for worse
and you don't care which
'cause the devil is a loser
and he's my bitch
runnin' into trouble you skitch

And there were no refunds
just failing guarantees
" confess your sins son"
said the preacher on tv

You got yourself some greasepaint
ooh set of white and black
Wow all you got was laughter and
Gene Simmons on your back

Hmm 'cause devil is a loser
and he's my bitch
for better or for worse
and you don't care which

'cause the devil is a loser
and he's my bitch
runnin' into trouble
you skitch
he's my bitch

'cause devil is a loser
and he's my bitch
for better or for worse
and you don't care which

'cause the devil is a loser
and he's my bitch r
unnin' into trouble
you skitch
Yeah runnin' into trouble
you stich aah runnin' into trouble you stich

The dangers of lack of sleep and pushing one's limits too much recently, sorry for the goofy mood.

Michael T.

Posted: **Sat May 12, 2007 11:11 am**

Strange, I wouldn't've expected a devoted sorceror like yourself to "dig" a group that seems so...mainstream Christian.

Perhaps I am simply misunderstanding the lyrics to the rest of their songs that I looked up...

Posted: **Sat May 12, 2007 11:28 am**

I have a deep respect for all religons Gabe, look for Lordi on UTube. They are not exaxctly mainstream christian they are doing what they like, alot of their lyrics have a heavy christian basis. Hopefully I'll be free to catch them at Ozzfest in Dallas in August.

Posted: **Sat May 12, 2007 1:41 pm**

Interesting. Probably not my thing, though.

Talk to Josh. If he recovers.

Posted: **Sun May 13, 2007 3:42 am**

How amusing. I must hear this one personally.

Posted: **Mon May 14, 2007 9:09 pm**

"I personally think we should track these assturds down and give them .45 colonoscopies, but I think Molly here may have a better idea.

Go on Molly."

"I don't like these bad men who want to hurt everybody. I think they all need a good spanking and a time out!"

"And there you have it folks, fom the mouth of Molly. How about you Duke, any ideas?"

(WOOF, GROWL, WOOF!)

"OUCH! Come on Duke, that, that just isn't even, ughhhh, I don't even think that is humanly possible."

Posted: **Tue May 15, 2007 1:06 am**

I just keep giggling like a teenage girl whenever I think of Dark or the Voice getting put in time out.

Posted: **Tue May 15, 2007 1:23 am**

So what happened to that flaregun enema idea Ben?

Posted: **Wed May 16, 2007 12:41 am**

I actually did get a chance to try that you know, I would rather not talk about it. I still get queasy at Preperation H adds.

Posted: **Wed May 16, 2007 12:52 am**

Ok I am having a vision I really didn't want. :shock:

Posted: **Wed May 16, 2007 1:00 am**

Posted: **Wed May 16, 2007 1:37 am**

I'm gonna remember that trick Ben.