A flourish of text decorates a sheet of paper, written in a somewhat frantic penmanship, an ominous scribbling of three eyes and a wide grin in the lower corner.

Looking for Work:
Paranormal investigator with a penchant for more stumping requests. Must be willing to deal with the occasional insane peal of laughter and a pushing personality. Been in the business for 4 years going strong, with a laundry list of mysteries that need answers. Look for a pale male, about 6' and of light build, midlength, light brown hair and dressed in typically well off fashions, but generally fairly easy to approach..Don't ask about the bandanna.

Welcome Grin, always nice to see a new face.

Welcome! Well, I've been complimented on my investigative abilities, and I'm sure that when I'm nervous I'm... *ahem* rather frusterating myself.

So, between the throat clearing and mad laughter, maybe we could get some serious investigations done? We'll have to see if the opportunity ever arises.

Yeah Grin, you'll be in good company with Zack.

No really, he is one hell of an investigator.

Very nice Ron.

By the way there is Roll Call in Community Outreach that many of us have used to describe ourselves. Could give you a feel for some of us.

Wipe that grin off your face.

Yea, but can't bring up something like that and then let it drop.

Actually, you can.

So what's up with the bandana?

Hehe, I had the feeling it wouldn't take long, people rarely leave things be. Let's just say it's my proof that psionics and the supernatural exist. But seriously, it's nice to meet each and every one of you.

Greeting there chuckles. You don't have a thrid eye hiding behind that bandana do you.

Right now Im thinking Sowki.

I hope the hell Im wrong, and welcome to the club.

A physical manifestation of the third eye chakra? Fascinating.

*grins, snickering a bit as he rubs his fingers over his forehead* Damn, is it that obvious? Great! I'm home! It's..Peculiar..But hey, can't help it..Kinda hard to find a steady date when people think you're staring at them..*shrugs*

Only to those who have studied the lore, the give away was the reference to it's connection with psychic ability.

And if you have 3 eyes.

Well, I doubt that Sasha would mind.

*thinks for a moment, rubbing his chin some* Out of curiosity..Who was Sowki? And..Better question..Who's Sasha?

The Sowki are non terrene beings who are reptillian in nature, have three eyes in a vertical stack, large predatory teeth, and think themselves to be master game players. Fortunately when you understand their desires their plans are actualy merely convoluted and strained, not difficult to figure out and stop.

Kei got the sowki covered.

Sasha is on my team. That is the simple answer.

Why because he tries to nab every flashlight that comes in reach, or one of his other quirks?

There are a shitload of 'parts' too.

Well, I see you have all met my friend, and one of my team members here in the panhandle of Texas. He's a bit odd and... flighty at times but when the shit gets thick he's usually there, and ready to go. Pretty decent at investigation, and thinking analytically. Pure Mentsa (sp?) material there, but sometimes he lets analysis get in the way of what's the truth. But eh, happens to the best of us. Welcome to the Society N8 H8!

By the way, Nate... are you and Tad gonna visit agian this weekend? If so, I'll see about having my apartment in better shape this time. Anyway, the place, and the thing, with the computers, lettin' me post is about to shut down.

Fyn yu ko chilag, yu ko pahooti! Ham dee feeter! Lee cha tat vay! ... Ham mer mot talti terr! (don't ask. it's a code)

*shrugs a bit* I might try. And thanks for the compliment *grins widely, slipping a pair of glasses on..Strange, three eyes and 20/60/X vision.* I'm working on the money for teh new computer, heh. It's just sorta hard for someone who tries to live the bohemian lifestyle to pay back debts.

Perhaps we could work out a deal on a decent computer system. I am not adverse to using brobery to get teh data i want to collect, it may be just a matter of how much system, for how much data.