Hello fools of the Lazlo Society and greetings from my master as well. I noticed the dearth of villians on the site these past few days and have logged on to correct that. Well actually my master commanded me to make myself known, I personally would've kept to the shadows. You followers of lazlo have a disgustingly effective ability to sniff out evil that posts to this site.

Still, my master wishes you to know that he applauds your recent efforts. You have stopped several of his competitors from entering this dimension and he thanks you. He also wishes you to know that he has no interest in interferring with any of you at this moment. So continue to fight the "good" fight.

And so begins the periodic cliche... Seriously, just go and off yourself now, save all of us the time and stupidity you'll bring. It'll be the best thing you could do in the long run.

Blah Blah Blah. Another bad guy bent on ruling the world. Yet another fool who is someones slave. I suppose your master is too much of a bitch to do his own dirty deeds? Oh wait, you're the bitch.

So can we get some bad guys who dont have the word "Dark" in their names? Come on people. Cant the bad guys be more original? I might just have to shoot myself if this keeps up.

Better to be my master's slave and bitch than the fool and whelp who stands in his way.

Alas, the Dark was a regretable affectation.

Puuhleeeeze... Jesus Chrisis won't these idiots take their carcasses somewhere else?

I'll remember to laugh at those words when I see your carcass hanging by a meat hook.

... Bert? Is he SERIOUS? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Congratulations are in order. Thanks to a group of do-gooder fools much like yourselves, my master is now one step closer to entering this dimension. I'm gonna go make a human sacrifice, open a bottle of champagne and celebrate.

To bad you won't be there to see it.

If we let him in do you shut up?

I am thinking not Kolya. More likely he would start Crowwing louder.

If we let him in do you shut up?

Don't we wish. I think we're going to have to shut him up are selves.

Hey, does anyone know who this group of "do gooders" he's talking about are?

Wasn't me, or us.

No clue?

oh, god. I thought we had a resident maximum of one pedophile on the boards at a time. (Don't want to harm Hannah, my ass, that's what all of you sickos say, Bass).

All joking aside, I thought you were gone, Evil Ben. Real Ben thought you were gone, too. What's the deal with this?

It's a new week, remember?

If I don't make it to the end of the month, then I would have succeeded at my mission. I hope you enjoy the gifts Dark.

As for Ghostspider, yes he did indeed release a part of my master, but that is old news. I'm referring to a new group of fools. Who are dead by the way. They had outlived there usefulness. I can assure all of you that their death was neither quick, nor painless. We made video if you are interested.

You. You're the one who fought me at the cave. You're the one who dropped the key. You're a servant of Belladrox.

And now it makes sense why he's been picking on me.

It's true Zach, I have no wish to harm Hannah. My master has big plans for her and he'd flay me alive if I harmed her.

And now the bug notices a bit more of the big picture. A case of too little, too late.

Well now, it seems that I might have overetimated the great lazlo society.

HAHAHAHA, just kidding.

No, I know that at least a few of you fools will try to rescue Ghostspider. You won't succeed, but I can't wait to see you in action.

Please, for the love of God! Can’t a man fish in peace! Is anybody going to take care of this? If so let me know. My resources are a bit limited right now (Rebuilding an underground government organization can do that) but I would love to help.

Want me to donate a bunker fate? I bet that would be a huge tax write off.

Is there a line for "Bunker" on the forms?

I'd have to go ask an accountant.

Perhaps that just falls under "Miscellaneous"...

That would probably work.

Of course, if you are all bunkered up, I wonder if you pay taxes anyway.

"Only afta they pry ma rahfle outta my cold ded fengers."

Actually I don't pay taxes anymore. Not after that business with Del Caine where he said "Anyone that helps won't have to pay taxes ever again!"

So he managed to get that *ahem* out of his mouth long enough to say something other "rurargh rurarugh *pop* ruraruargh"?

That is some paranormal shit right there.