I knew it was going to happen... The Asshole attempted to escape last night. He seems to be learning... I was having a dream that I had woken up, fed the baby, and taken the dog out. While I was outside with the dog, a hand with a knife slipped around my neck, intending to slit me from ear to ear.

Being as I hadn't quite caught on, yet, to the fact that it was a dream, I almost let it happen. Judging by what has happened in the past to the victims he's attacked in their dreams, I'm rather glad that I made the stupid mistake I did.

I saw movement, and looked down, afraid there was a spider or something crawling on my chest. And in so doing, I jumped back, dropping the dog's leash and reaching up to swipe off said anticipated spider.

When my hands closed around a disembodied hand holding a razor-sharp knife, you can imagine my shock. The dream was realistic enough, I even had my normal early-morning tiredness. The hand freaked me out enough that the adrenaline started pumping, though...

Next thing I knew, our dog was attacking me, but she was a lot bigger than a Corgi had any right to be... That was when it clicked. Literally. As I came to the realization that I had to be dreaming, a deafening "click" sounded throughout the landscape.

As Amelia (our dog) returned to her normal size, I laughed, and banished all negativity out of my dream.

Then I went back inside to our bedroom, which was now about 3 times bigger than it normally was and had a hot tub in one corner... My wife was waiting in our bed, which was now a more luxurious four-poster featherbed, wearing nothing but a--

Well, okay, so as far as y'all are concerned, that's where my dream ended. =P

"hen I went back inside to our bedroom, which was now about 3 times bigger than it normally was and had a hot tub in one corner... My wife was waiting in our bed, which was now a more luxurious four-poster featherbed, wearing nothing but a-- "

Welcome back my friend, I was still worried about which one of you had woken up in the hospital.

oof.

Like Shang, glad it is really you.

It is really you, right?

None... He didn't even show himself, fully. I just know that I never have dreams like that, and if I'd died, he would've been free.

Dude, do NOT make me come back into your noggin and save your ass again

I wonder if Shadow can put us into contact with Tabitha if you promise not to open fire Ron.

Does this mean I have to be careful not to wake up while y'all are sneaking around in my brain? "I hear voices in my head... They sound like...Bert?!?"

By the by, Bert... I don't think he's as deep in my subconscious as last time. I may be wrong, but I do hope, if it comes to what y'all're talking about, that y'all don't have to go back there, again...

If I have to go back in there again I'm demanding Hazard Pay from Ron!

Woohoo

Make it a Boston Cream doughnut and you got yourself a deal

Awwwww, ok. Iced with rainbow sprinkles?

Done and Done!

Spent three hours at work filling out paperwork and crap, then they sent me home.

I feel like I've done something wrong... Meh.

Last night wasn't much more fun, either. Asshole opened the dream where I'd trailed off my last description, masquerading as my wife.

I feel too violated to share any details... He damned near got me, in a number of ways, though. I've got bruises to prove it, too, this time...which is a damned sight better than anything he had intended to inflict on me.

I...seriously feel the need to shower again, thinking about it. Sometimes I wish Gabe were still around... When I think about it, I feel violated and humiliated. When I don't, I can brush it off as just a dream, instead of the damned close call that it was. Maybe I can tap into Gabe's negativity next time, and destroy the fucker... I'll try going on the offensive, tonight.

Just be glad it wasnt NAIN.

I feel for ya though bro.

Nain? Nain lacks the creativity and intelligence to come up with the smallest ideas this guy has.

Comparing Asshole and Nain (who I refuse to give a nickname to, in deferential respect to retarded babies everywhere) really can't be done. Asshole's so far out of Nain's league, it ain't even funny.

Not to mention Nain doesn't register on my "pissed-me-off"-ometer, anymore, so he doesn't really deserve a nickname the way Mr. Asshole does.

KonThaak wrote: I just know that I never have dreams like that, and if I'd died, he would've been free.

Um....KT, does that apply to just dieing in your sleep, or your death in general? If so, you may have just painted a very big bullseye on your back there pal. Asshole there had some allies who may like to see him freed there man.

Just an observation though.

I think Raz meant that... what if it had been Nain you were um... violated by, instead of Assole. That's kind of like being raped by a lawn-gnome.

Team America: World Police never thought of lawn gnomes...

Sakura wrote:I think Raz meant that... what if it had been Nain you were um... violated by, instead of Assole. That's kind of like being raped by a lawn-gnome.

Oh I think Im gonna be sick...

B-O~~~~~(BBBLLLAAAHHH)

Holister wrote:

Sakura wrote:I think Raz meant that... what if it had been Nain you were um... violated by, instead of Assole. That's kind of like being raped by a lawn-gnome.

Oh that is just sick...

B-O~~~~~(BBBLLLAAAHHH)

You have changed

Don't worry... After last night, I think I can pull up enough negativity to truly take it to him, Ron.

Yea, the prick nearly killed me... twice.