Secret Handshake

The Councilor · Post by **The Councilor** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 4:16 pm

I must apologize, I forget that the Lazlo Society has neither the resources, nor the organization of the group I work for. For what you have to work with, this handshake is the best you can get.

I continue with my objection to this greeting, but I realize that insulting it was not the way to go.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 7:59 am

Update

Grace · Post by **Grace** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 2:32 pm

Sweet!

I now have access to the Societies secret handshake!

Not that it particularily matters. I'm just pointing out how releasing it in this manner makes it available to people like... ME!

It's not that I'm saying that secret handshakes don't have their place in security. It just seems to me that it would make more sense to release it as a mass-PM to trusted members.

Which is why I've always just assumed that this was a clever rouse to psyche out those wishing harm to the forums 'legitimate' membership.

That in turn brings us to the, almost cartoonish situational comedy. Those who are clever enough to use the internet are also clever enough to spot a possible rouse. And clever enough to know that the perpetrators of the rouse must realize it seems like a rouse which could be a bigger deception...

And so forth.

Still, mass PM seems to be the way to go. And that being the case, I've noticed that I haven't received any such correspondence!

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:32 pm

Didn't we just have this discussion with someone else?

Grace · Post by **Grace** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 7:55 pm

Did they get put onto the secret handshake mailing list?

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:53 pm

I think by now everyone who needs to know when this happens know that it happens, so check in at the appropriate time.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 8:49 pm

I hope you all have been keepign track.

Cessiel · Post by **Cessiel** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:13 pm

Ron Caliburn wrote:I hope you all have been keepign track.

Bump.

Grace · Post by **Grace** » Sun Jan 31, 2010 11:26 pm

It's been awhile since this was updated. Shame since about now we could really use a new sign/counter sign. Hotel Charlie

Hannah · Post by **Hannah** » Tue Feb 02, 2010 2:09 pm

Since my dad isn't around, I'll update it.

Sierra Golf

Grace · Post by **Grace** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 7:45 pm

This has been compromised and needs to be updated right away.

Hannah · Post by **Hannah** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 7:47 pm

Okay

Oscar Charlie.

It's good to hear from you - are you alright?

Grace · Post by **Grace** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 7:49 pm

No.

But given the circumstances I'll be satisfied with being alive.

Hannah · Post by **Hannah** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 7:58 pm

I'm sorry, I should have warned you about it.

Grace · Post by **Grace** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 8:00 pm

I wouldn't have heeded you anymore than I did the literally thousands of words of warning posted on these boards. That's on me, not you.

And it is you that we should now be concerned about. You are in danger, you know from what and you know it can find you.

Not to mention we have utterly failed to identify the 'accomplice'.

Hannah · Post by **Hannah** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 10:31 pm

You're in danger too. The nightmare doesn't just go away like that - it comes back again and again.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:33 pm

Updated.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 6:34 am

Done a couple of updates, but didn't announce.

So again

Updated.

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Mon May 02, 2011 3:56 pm

The only time I use the secret handshake is when Ron's around. :lol:

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Thu May 05, 2011 1:59 am

That reminds me.

Update.

Slendy Hunter · Post by **Slendy Hunter** » Mon May 09, 2011 1:44 pm

Interesting. Never seen something like this done before. Have there been problems, before, where you needed it?

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Tue May 10, 2011 2:02 am

There was a point in which a number of entities were impersonating members of the Society, including myself.

This technique has saved lives.

Kelly · Post by **Kelly** » Tue May 10, 2011 10:08 pm

Not all of them.

Tango Mike!!!!

Hannah · Post by **Hannah** » Wed May 11, 2011 1:55 am

What's going on Kelly? We're getting some conflicting messages here.

Hannah

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Wed May 11, 2011 8:53 pm

She if fine. She just has not been feeling well. No need to worry about her. We will take care of her.

Hannah · Post by **Hannah** » Tue Feb 14, 2012 11:28 pm

Hey Everyone,

the Nightmare is back on the lose. So far this has worked every time with it, so please, please, please use it. if any of us doesn't give you this sign or countersign, stay away from them until they do.

Hannah

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:47 am

He's back? Why didn't anyone call me?

Okay, yeah, everyone use this, your life may depend on it.

I'm also going to post my whereabouts regularly, this thing likes to look like me, so if you see me where I ain't, then you know it ain't me.

I'm in DC currently.

Hannah · Post by **Hannah** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 1:17 pm

Dad, I did call you.

I called you 6 times last night. You didn't answer.

Hannah.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 2:29 am

Location update - New York

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Sat Feb 25, 2012 9:25 pm

Updated.

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