A taste of home.
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 2:25 pm
I really hate computers, but I guess this message board thing has some potential.
How many of you have ever heard of these incidents:
http://www.hartford-hwp.com/archives/20/023.html
For those of you in the agency who don't know me I'm from the little bit of hell on earth we all know as Africa. I don't have a national affliation, do don't ask. The term 'professional refugee' or 'mercenary gueriella' pretty well summarizes my life.
Probably the closest thing to an actual 'war story' that I have is how I came to the US. Basically some of your geniuses in the UN decided to build one of their soup kitchen/hospitals on the former site of one of those British concentration camps. Drawing people in with the promise of experimental French "AIDS Vaccine" shots.
They set off some kind of a supernatural chain reaction, and turned the area into miniture third world version of a "Zombie Apocolypse". I traded my expertise in dealing with such things for US citizenship and a pile of cash.
Of course as far as anyone knows one of the local crime lords was simply after the food and medicine.
Now I post messages about stuff like this on open forums to thumb my noses at those who didn't deliver the ten million american dollars that was supposed to go with the citizenship. Not that anyone takes me seriously mind you.
How many of you have ever heard of these incidents:
http://www.hartford-hwp.com/archives/20/023.html
For those of you in the agency who don't know me I'm from the little bit of hell on earth we all know as Africa. I don't have a national affliation, do don't ask. The term 'professional refugee' or 'mercenary gueriella' pretty well summarizes my life.
Probably the closest thing to an actual 'war story' that I have is how I came to the US. Basically some of your geniuses in the UN decided to build one of their soup kitchen/hospitals on the former site of one of those British concentration camps. Drawing people in with the promise of experimental French "AIDS Vaccine" shots.
They set off some kind of a supernatural chain reaction, and turned the area into miniture third world version of a "Zombie Apocolypse". I traded my expertise in dealing with such things for US citizenship and a pile of cash.
Of course as far as anyone knows one of the local crime lords was simply after the food and medicine.
Now I post messages about stuff like this on open forums to thumb my noses at those who didn't deliver the ten million american dollars that was supposed to go with the citizenship. Not that anyone takes me seriously mind you.