Roll Call

Hannah · Post by **Hannah** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:32 am

Eilonwy Solstice wrote:
Willie Long wrote:I just gotta tweak my lesson plan to take into account your physiological differences -- much as I did last time. (For one thing, I can put back in the breathing exercises.)

If you still want my instruction, I mean.

Yes, please! I’ve been trying to master breathing, but . . . the other day I heard Bert asking Dr. Rosecrest if I was okay . . . he said I sounded like Darth Vader.

Hi Celeste,

You do wheeze a lot . . . but you got belching down right.

Hanna

PS: Who's Darth Vader?

Hannah · Post by **Hannah** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:34 am

Eilonwy Solstice wrote:
Ron Caliburn wrote:Considering someone brought it in, I don't think I can - unless you want to see my trick shhooting skills with bottles.

I wouldn’t mind that. I think we should get rid of all the alcohol in the house. Not only is a potential fire hazard, but I don’t drink it, you don’t drink it . . . I hope Hannah doesn’t drink it. There’s really no use for it. I apologize whoever brought it, but . . . we can do without it.

I don't understand what's so special about drinking anyway.

First you get silly, then you get mean, then you get clumsy, then you get sick.

What's the point?

Hannah

PS: It makes you smell funny too.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:46 am

I'm on my way to Ohio - Hannah, smack Bert upside the head for me like a good girl.

Oh and make sure Molly gets one of those flash bangs.

KonThaak · Post by **KonThaak** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:55 am

Hannah wrote:I don't understand what's so special about drinking anyway.

First you get silly, then you get mean, then you get clumsy, then you get sick.

What's the point?

Hannah

PS: It makes you smell funny too.

To be fair, not everyone gets mean, and not everyone drinks to the point of getting sick... A lot of people drink responsibly. When I did drink, I didn't even drink to the point of getting silly... I just happen to like the way margaritas taste, and had been experimenting with daiquiris when I discovered the unfortunate side-effect that *I* experience under the influence...

And when people don't drink past the "silly" stage, they usually don't smell too bad, either.

I don't condemn the drink... I just don't condone overdoing it, like so many people do.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:25 am

Josh, both of the men she's called father are violent drunks - that is where the mean comes in.

KonThaak · Post by **KonThaak** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:37 am

I know, man... It's not for a lack of understanding where she comes from that prompted me to post that.

I just wanted to point out that not everyone takes it to extremes... I guess I'm trying to ask her to not be judgmental based on what a man drinks, but rather, what actions that man takes...

One of her fathers *was* a violent drunk. He's not anymore. I hardly think it fair to judge that father based on his history with the sauce, when that history no longer is who or what he is.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:39 am

No, I am a violent drunk. If I ever start thinking of it as was, I might think I can get away with drinking again.

You don't stop being an alcoholic when you stop drinking.

You stop being an alcoholic when you stop breathing.

KonThaak · Post by **KonThaak** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:40 am

As you wish...

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:48 am

It's not what I wish at all.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 12:26 pm

Well, I apologize again. I rarely drink, and that was the first time to excess in... quite a few years. And I'm not a mean drunk, but... the time before last I did lose an argument to a coat rack...

Eilonwy Solstice · Post by **Eilonwy Solstice** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:35 pm

Hannah wrote:Hi Celeste,

You do wheeze a lot . . . but you got belching down right.

Hanna

PS: Who's Darth Vader?

I beg your pardon, young lady? I have never belched since I started breathing again. And as for Darth Vader, he is . . . a cult icon whose breathing was . . . well, close to mine. If Ron allows it, ask to rent “Star Wars” . . . episodes three through six. Though he may not allow it because of the Wookie.

concrete_Angel · Post by **concrete_Angel** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:49 pm

Hey Hannah, there are many types of drunks. Angry drunks need help, and you're right, they shouldn't drink because they ruin people's lives sometimes. Ron, you got help, so you're a good guy, keep it up.

Personally, I'm a happy drunk. I get to the stage where I'm just feeling wonderful, no pain, no worries, and before I get any further, I just end up falling asleep for hours. No, I don't drive, no I don't follow strange guys home from the bar, but yes, I do this quite a bit lately, because frankly, I'm not really sure what else there is now.

Shadow said he might have something planned for me soon, but you know him. He keeps a lot to himself.

Willie Long · Post by **Willie Long** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:11 pm

Eilonwy Solstice wrote:Yes, please!

I guess that makes you my once and future student. Check your PM.

Watch yourself in Ohio, Ron.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:46 pm

It's weird how circles complete, isn't it?

Hannah · Post by **Hannah** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 6:19 pm

Eilonwy Solstice wrote:I beg your pardon, young lady? I have never belched since I started breathing again.

Hi Eilonwy,

Then what was that noise you made when I made us Sloppy Joes?

Hannah

PS: Y'all's human now, so I figure y'all gots ta belch sometime or y'all will 'splode.

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 6:24 pm

I don't know about Sloppy Joes, but I imagine the first time Eilonwy has a carbonated drink, she will at least burp?

Eilonwy Solstice · Post by **Eilonwy Solstice** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 6:32 pm

Where’s that leash . . .?

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 6:42 pm

And just who do you plan to have on that leash?

Eilonwy Solstice · Post by **Eilonwy Solstice** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 6:45 pm

Well, if I can find it first . . . .

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 7:00 pm

Quick Somebody hide the leash. :wink:

concrete_Angel · Post by **concrete_Angel** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:46 pm

Ei's getting kinky again...

:lol:

KonThaak · Post by **KonThaak** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:49 pm

Careful, Angel... Eilonwy and Ron both'll be after you, next. Remember who that leash was intended for...

concrete_Angel · Post by **concrete_Angel** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:54 pm

Hey, I'm not that sick. I wasn't talking about Hannah. Some things not even I think are funny.

KonThaak · Post by **KonThaak** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:14 am

I know. Just pointing out that you were probably treading in very dangerous waters there, for a sec.

concrete_Angel · Post by **concrete_Angel** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:22 am

I'm pretty sure no one here is REALLY going to go there, even as a joke.

Eilonwy Solstice · Post by **Eilonwy Solstice** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:25 pm

Yes indeed, Angel. Yes indeed.

KonThaak · Post by **KonThaak** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:16 pm

concrete_Angel wrote:I'm pretty sure no one here is REALLY going to go there, even as a joke.

I figured as much. Like I said, I just wanted to warn you that you might have been misunderstood, and if you were, you'd've ended up in deep trouble.

So I figured I'd say something, and make sure nothing came of it. ^_^

concrete_Angel · Post by **concrete_Angel** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:41 pm

I'm sure this thread serves a useful purpose, so why don't we get back to that, huh?

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:04 pm

Angel seems to be channeling her inner Shadow. :lol:

concrete_Angel · Post by **concrete_Angel** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:36 pm

Damn. I've been living here too long.