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Lazlo Society Heretics
Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:48 pm
by The Judgement
For many years, we of the Final Judgement have watched this Society fall further and further into inequity and heresy. For years we have watched you protect and support mind-reading witches and damned sorcerers. We always knew that a Society founded on the heretical ideals of Victor Lazlo was a mistake, that it would come to no good. Still we always had hoped that you would see the light, and set aside these evil ways.
Now it is too late.
For now The Final Judgement shall purge the heresy from this society. Already we have a list of those who are to be punished for their wicked ways:
-Konthaak
-Hannah Caliburn
-Eilonwy Solstice
-Ghostspider
-Clarity Grace
-DarKnyht
-Lord Shakar
-Michael T
-Logos
-The Dark Voice (We know he has sanctuary within the Society)
Know this, should the rest of your Society stand in the way as we go about our sacred mission, then we shall have no choice but to declare a crusade against the entire Lazlo Society and cleanse you all with holy flame.
The Lord's will shall be done!!
Hallelujah
Re: Lazlo Society Heretics
Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 9:32 am
by Holister
Hi there pal.
Hate to break this to you, but you are a dollar short and a day too late. Look around you buddy, this place is deader than disco on a Friday night in Texas.
In its hay day, the folks here would've laughed at your "bad guy of the week" rants and raves. But now in all honesty, they just don't give a donkey's ass anymore. I would say most, if not all, of those folks on your little list there haven't been around in a while, so you are wasting your time beating a dead horse.
So save yourself the time and go back to Kansas where you may get people to take you seriously.
Thank You and Have a Nice Day
Sincerely;
Benjemin J. Holister
Re: Lazlo Society Heretics
Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 2:55 am
by Grace
Hmmm.
I see a couple of Children and a blind woman on that list.
So, you going to start on them before you work your way to those on the list that can fend for themselves? Because I wouldn't want you to bite off more than you can chew at your first go. It's best to take it slow when engaging in mass murder. Especially the mass murder of women and children.
Yeah, you're just another ballsless, hate-spewing coward with a computer and an internet connection trying your hardest to actually scare someone.
Or like the birdy says,
"You're coco for cocopuffs!"
Punk.
Re: Lazlo Society Heretics
Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:43 am
by Grace
Nemmy?
Anyway, don't mind me. Just felt like venting a bit.
Still, there's a lot of missing persons around here.
Re: Lazlo Society Heretics
Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:07 am
by Holister
Greetin's from Maine
Actually Nemmy, I think one missin' Society member is one too many, but this sudden wave of vanishin's has got my skin crawlin' and those lil' hairs on the back of neck standin' on end.
Re: Lazlo Society Heretics
Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 7:06 pm
by Grace
Well, let's not go adding to the Official List of the Fallen Thread just yet.
Re: Lazlo Society Heretics
Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:22 am
by Joe Smith
This society does seem to have a high "turnover" in members.
Does that worry me? Nah (strokes SPAS lovingly).
Re: Lazlo Society Heretics
Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 1:02 pm
by Holister
Greetin's from Maine
Well some of the ol' boys like Ronny boy and Nemmy are pokin' their heads up. Thats good. Let's see who else come's a callin'.
Re: Lazlo Society Heretics
Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:40 pm
by GhostSpider
Great, my name is on a list composed by a religious wack job. Color me scared. 
Still, besides my usual laugh and mock the danger reaction, I don't think we should take this guy lightly just yet. We have no idea whether this guy is a nut job, of if he is for real.
Re: Lazlo Society Heretics
Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:48 pm
by Holister
This guy sounds like a Repuplican to me GS. 
Re: Lazlo Society Heretics
Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:51 pm
by GhostSpider
A republican?
We have a confirmed nut job here folks.
Re: Lazlo Society Heretics
Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 3:12 pm
by Holister
Honestly, I still think the Cheney is a vampire.
Look how he sucked the life out of this country.
But I digress..gotta stop lettin' those politics cloud my judgement.
But yes, we should just stay focused on the real matter at hand, whatever that may be.
Oh yeah, right, investigatin' the supernatural in all its other worldly and often toothy glory.
Re: Lazlo Society Heretics
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 9:17 am
by Sophoroto
Ahh man, he didn't even mention me must be sceered, as Mr. Holister would say.
Anyway just wanted to let you guys know I am still alive and kicking along with Mr. Greydawn.
Mr. Greydawn says to tell you guys hello from him, he would say it himself, but his hands are just a little on the need to heal side, and no it was not my fault this time
Soph
Re: Lazlo Society Heretics
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 9:49 am
by Holister
Sophoroto wrote:Ahh man, he didn't even mention me must be sceered, as Mr. Holister would say.
Soph
I knew I liked that kid for a reason. 
Re: Lazlo Society Heretics
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 4:41 pm
by skeptic
The Judgement wrote:For many years, we of the Final Judgement have watched this Society fall further and further into inequity and heresy. For years we have watched you protect and support mind-reading witches and damned sorcerers. We always knew that a Society founded on the heretical ideals of Victor Lazlo was a mistake, that it would come to no good. Still we always had hoped that you would see the light, and set aside these evil ways.
Now it is too late.
For now The Final Judgement shall purge the heresy from this society. Already we have a list of those who are to be punished for their wicked ways:
-Konthaak
-Hannah Caliburn
-Eilonwy Solstice
-Ghostspider
-Clarity Grace
-DarKnyht
-Lord Shakar
-Michael T
-Logos
-The Dark Voice (We know he has sanctuary within the Society)
Know this, should the rest of your Society stand in the way as we go about our sacred mission, then we shall have no choice but to declare a crusade against the entire Lazlo Society and cleanse you all with holy flame.
The Lord's will shall be done!!
Hallelujah
Which lord? You're as bat fucking crazy as those on your list.
Find a different hobby. Some of us are too busy actually working to waste time on your bullshit.
Re: Lazlo Society Heretics
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 6:59 pm
by Holister
Hey there Skeptic, take it down a notch, my kids view these forums an' I don't need them seein' language like that. Just ignore the guy, don't fuel his fire.
Good to here from ya' though.
Re: Lazlo Society Heretics
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 7:08 pm
by Scotty
ew we how yall are? skeptic is youzually tha furst ta offer help inny ol sumbich at rolls in here. must be havin a bad day. mebbe hes possesst? thems juss jokes nohow.
Re: Lazlo Society Heretics
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 7:10 pm
by skeptic
Holister wrote:Hey there Skeptic, take it down a notch, my kids view these forums an' I don't need them seein' language like that. Just ignore the guy, don't fuel his fire.
Good to here from ya' though.
This is no place for kids anyway.
Are they older than 13?
Re: Lazlo Society Heretics
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 7:11 pm
by skeptic
Scotty wrote:ew we how yall are? skeptic is youzually tha furst ta offer help inny ol sumbich at rolls in here. must be havin a bad day. mebbe hes possesst? thems juss jokes nohow.
It's not willy nilly.
I pick and choose who I help, and I'm usually a good judge of character.
This joker is just cluttering the place up and I wanted to tell him that.
Re: Lazlo Society Heretics
Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 12:08 am
by Holister
Yeah, but we can still keep it civil. Remember we get crackpots here like that once a week. As for my kids, no they ain't 13 but my Molly has seen her fair share of the action, just ask ...oh wait. All those Society guys from that mission are dead aren't they.
Great, now I am depressed. Feel like I'm one of the few old timers left round here. :sigh: 
Re: Lazlo Society Heretics
Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:29 pm
by Natasha
skeptic wrote:The Judgement wrote:For many years, we of the Final Judgement have watched this Society fall further and further into inequity and heresy. For years we have watched you protect and support mind-reading witches and damned sorcerers. We always knew that a Society founded on the heretical ideals of Victor Lazlo was a mistake, that it would come to no good. Still we always had hoped that you would see the light, and set aside these evil ways.
Now it is too late.
For now The Final Judgement shall purge the heresy from this society. Already we have a list of those who are to be punished for their wicked ways:
-Konthaak
-Hannah Caliburn
-Eilonwy Solstice
-Ghostspider
-Clarity Grace
-DarKnyht
-Lord Shakar
-Michael T
-Logos
-The Dark Voice (We know he has sanctuary within the Society)
Know this, should the rest of your Society stand in the way as we go about our sacred mission, then we shall have no choice but to declare a crusade against the entire Lazlo Society and cleanse you all with holy flame.
The Lord's will shall be done!!
Hallelujah
Which lord? You're as bat fucking crazy as those on your list.
Find a different hobby. Some of us are too busy actually working to waste time on your bullshit.
You don't call people "crazy", Sebastian. You made this post without missing a beat though. Are you sure you're OK?
Re: Lazlo Society Heretics
Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:36 pm
by Holister
Hey Natasha; hows things over in Russia. Ya' Ruskies fairin' well I hope.
Re: Lazlo Society Heretics
Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:47 pm
by skeptic
Yes, I'm fine although that was out of character for me.
You can't unring bells.
Re: Lazlo Society Heretics
Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:49 pm
by Natasha
Holister wrote:Hey Natasha; hows things over in Russia. Ya' Ruskies fairin' well I hope.
Hi. We're keeping busy. Evil doesn't seem to mind the cold though.
Re: Lazlo Society Heretics
Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:50 pm
by Natasha
skeptic wrote:Yes, I'm fine although that was out of character for me.
You can't unring bells.
Perhaps Peter can have a look at you?
Re: Lazlo Society Heretics
Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:51 pm
by skeptic
That won't be necessary. He never finds anything anyway.
Re: Lazlo Society Heretics
Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:51 pm
by Holister
Neither do we, that's why were the good guys.
Well give everyone my our best Natasha. If Koyla is still breathin' tell him happy huntin'.
Re: Lazlo Society Heretics
Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:52 pm
by GhostSpider
Hey Natasha, how's Kolya and the gang?
Does Kat still want to off me?
Re: Lazlo Society Heretics
Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:56 pm
by Holister
Are ya' and Kat still at each other's throats man. Seriously GS that was goin' on before I left five months ago. Those Ruskies can certainly hold a grudge.
