Evil supernatural being seeks minions. Low self-esteem a must. If you feel you don't have what it takes to be a minion, please call BR 459. Unequal Opportunity Employer.


This is the kind of spam I get in my e-mail.




Contact_21
Lazlo Agent

and we wonder why no one takes us seriously...still and yet, it might not hurt to look into this one, I used to know a hired gun who advertised himself as a Termite Exterminator, so there have been stranger adds...

You guys can't take a little humor? That ad came in courtesy of what I call the Conspiracy. We add a spam filter at the Lazlo Agency and some guy who works for em gets past it. It's their way of saying, "Hi. We're still here."



Contact_21
Lazlo Agent

My employer gets similar "junk mail" periodically.

Guess I'm lucky. Haven't had any of that kind of spam..yet.

I get them all the time, and I'm not even a guy!
Smart, huh?

Just my luck. I was hoping to sign up as a minion. I'm sure it's a career with a future.

Trust me. I know people who have fallen in with that kind of crowd, it's hard to climb out again. Plus it usually pays lousy.

Well, my wife calls herself the Zombie Slave Mistress... If you agree to be one of her zombie slaves, she promises free arms! Either to munch on, or sew on as added limbs...your choice. What's more, she has a dental plan! (She'll super glue your teeth in when they start falling out because you're a rotting corpse. What a deal!)

...Yes, she has "zombie slaves". No, they're not real zombies. I doubt a druid could've really married a necromancer...but go ahead and contact me if you're interested. Extra chewy arms is still better pay than that of "evil minion", and you just can't beat a dental plan like this one!

I agree, very few minios even get basic health. Sounds like a good deal. Though I think I'd prefer not to become a rotting corpse just yet.