Attention all members of the Lazlo Society.

We do apologize for our current state of affairs, but with the current tragedies at home and overseas, our resources have been strained, and one of the things that has been lax is our ability to communicate on this forum. We sincerely regret this, and hope to correct this in the future.

However, we wish to convey that our facilities are still fully operational, and are capable of offering our services to anyone requiring them. Please do not hesitate to contact us for any future needs. Also, those currently in our care may still contact us at our regular facilities.

We thank you for your patience, and look forward to our endeavors in the future.

Sincerely,
The Department for the Equalization of Underprivileged Society

Could you please refresh the collective memory on what those services are?

D.E.U.S - you broke our deal. Now you will pay for that mistake.
The rest of you Lazlo-ites.. Hi.

Can I second Razor's question? Somehow I managed to miss out on D.E.U.S.'s intro