Because Murphy LOVES Me...

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:44 pm

Could be a tad to overt there Bert.

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:46 pm

It would save some effort though.

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:47 pm

Or bring them down hard on Robin's Girl.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:52 pm

I'm just making the offer.

I could just threaten 'em a bit if you want.

Maybe blow up their car.

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:01 am

Knew that an explosion would be in there somehow. :wink:

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:05 am

We are talking about Bert here after all, something has to go boom sometime. :lol:

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:08 am

Bert has become stereotyped. :wink:

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:08 am

Find where your strengths lay and abuse the hell out of them.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:50 am

We were in a bar in Chicago and some punk rolled up on Sasha.

"I've had hard ons bigger than you and I didn't think twice about beating the shit out of them," Sasha explained.

:shock:

Because with your advice there, Bert...

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 2:51 am

A couple of punks tried to come into my home and start shit with my cousin.

These guys were, eh, bad but not hardcore criminals.

I said to them, "Get out of my house now or I'll rip out your eyes and skull fuck you."

They left quickly.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 11:55 am

"I'm going to fuck you, and you're going to taste it. Why? Because I'm bigger than you."

Heard in a pool hall in the States.

"I love this country!" - Yakov Smirnoff.

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:29 pm

Going way off topic again. :roll:

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:34 pm

It's Bert's fault for starting to talk about abusing your strengths...

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:39 pm

Sure Blame it on Bert, see what that gets you. :shock:

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:41 pm

We'll see...

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 1:19 pm

I find blaming Bert is usually quite theraputic.

As for abusing out strenghts - Robin, take advantage of your perceived lack of strenghts and see if you can make it look like you're running away.

If you have a credit card, use it to by a bus ticket to Mexico. Let your girl know that you need to leave town for a while - give her a wink that it's okay if she lets other folks know that. Use your credit card to buy some "long trip" supplies.

Maybe the folks looking for you will be looking somehwere else.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 1:23 pm

Ron Caliburn wrote:I find blaming Bert is usually quite theraputic.

That's it in words.

I'm having a bad and it's all Bert's fault.

See? Already feel better!

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:10 pm

Argh, I just stubbed my toe.

Damn you Bert!!!

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:12 pm

I actually did move that end table Ghost :twisted:

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 10:02 pm

Oh, its on now. :evil:

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 11:45 pm

I hope Robin's silence is a sign that he is putting a clever plan into action.

Or things are just going really, really well with his girl.

KonThaak · Post by **KonThaak** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 11:48 pm

Heh, keeping my fingers crossed over here that it's some kinda positive... We'll see, though...

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:34 am

Ron Caliburn wrote:I hope Robin's silence is a sign that he is putting a clever plan into action.

Or things are just going really, really well with his girl.

Maybe the latter was the plan...

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:46 am

Then there's hope for the lad yet.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:55 am

He aint dead yet haha

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:59 pm

Well we can hope he is having some fun at least.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 12:11 am

Preferably at the FDA's expense.

Did I just say that?

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:53 am

Ron Caliburn wrote:Preferably at the FDA's expense.

Did I just say that?

Yes. Hehe.

BraveSirRobin · Post by **BraveSirRobin** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:34 pm

I hate tapping everything out by stylus... XP

nothing much to report... been working on a combination of ron's plan and a variation on bert's that replaces the lead filling with a liberal application of rocksalt.

as for fun... well... let's just say I have some bloody awful timing. ;_;

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:06 pm

BraveSirRobin wrote:as for fun... well... let's just say I have some bloody awful timing. ;_;

Well it happens.