MISSING: Benjamin J. Holister

AdamaGeist · Post by **AdamaGeist** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 11:09 am

Gothicfox wrote:Oh goody.

Cept fo the vamp chick and Ron, the majority of people deputized need adult supervision, now they get to abuse federal powers as well.

*le sigh*

Says the man we don't trust with firearms.

Pot, meet Kettle. Discuss Racism. And moving on....

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:05 pm

AdamaGeist wrote:
Gothicfox wrote:Oh goody.

Cept fo the vamp chick and Ron, the majority of people deputized need adult supervision, now they get to abuse federal powers as well.

*le sigh*

Says the man we don't trust with firearms.

Pot, meet Kettle. Discuss Racism. And moving on....

You sir Adam are a gift to American Pride boy. When this mess is over Im buying you a steak dinner.

Oh, I haven't cracked a smile like that since this mess began.

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:08 pm

Holister wrote:
AdamaGeist wrote:
Gothicfox wrote:Oh goody.

Cept fo the vamp chick and Ron, the majority of people deputized need adult supervision, now they get to abuse federal powers as well.

*le sigh*

Says the man we don't trust with firearms.

Pot, meet Kettle. Discuss Racism. And moving on....

You sir Adam are a gift to American Pride boy. When this mess is over Im buying you a steak dinner.

Oh, I haven't cracked a smile like that since this mess began.

grr, where are you?

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:16 pm

Someone tracking where that message come from?

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:20 pm

Let's get KT to do it, he's an Ultra-Class A Hacker according to Dele Boob. :lol:

But seriously, where the fuck are you Ben!?!

Is there anyone here capable of tracing it?

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:22 pm

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:Let's get KT to do it, he's an Ultra-Class A Hacker according to Dele Boob.

If he's booked, let me know.

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:But seriously, where the fuck are you Ben!?!

Yea, that he wrote an electronic message is a very good lead.

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:Is there anyone here capable of tracing it?

Govmit can do it.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:28 pm

Well, KT is anything but a hacker, just poking fun at Dele's comment earlier.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:34 pm

Alright, well, I will make some phone calls.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:48 pm

Sorry to get false hopes up folks.
Its still Director Del Caine of the task force heading up Holister's disappearance. Still using his account to stay in contact.

Didn't mean to spook everyone.

We do have some good news though, or at it might be, Ben is alive and well..we think.

An implanted CPS locator beacon just blipped on. That means that Holister is alive, problem is the becon only goes off if CODENAME: Death is driving Ben's car if you know what I mean.

We don't know the situation involving that yet, but we are working on it.

We are also still working on decrypting these files of Ben's, and they just keep making less and less sense.

Why would he want to know what Miss Krilova likes to drink with dinner and her her favorite flowers are.

Or why someone named Mr. Fluffers
would get along with his dog Duke and someone named Goliath.

or if Shadowstalker prefers seafood or pasta?

This shit makes no ((BLEEP))ing sense to us.

Anyway, anyone hear from Agent Cross yet.

Contact us ASAP if your hear anything.

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:54 pm

Holister wrote:Why would he want to know what Miss Krilova likes to drink with dinner and her her favorite flowers are.

Or why someone named Mr. Fluffers
would get along with his dog Duke and someone named Goliath.

or if Shadowstalker prefers seafood or pasta?

To make the visit with Holister in Maine as pleasant as it is possible.

About all the other things, I not know...

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:54 pm

Mr. Fluffers is the cat that stays with Ron and travels with him. (It would be inaccurate to say that Mr. Fluffers is Ron's cat.) So, yeah, I don't think you're digging through his investigation files at all. Just notes he's been taking on the people here for sundry reasons.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:55 pm

I think I know what Ben was investigating.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:56 pm

And what's that Ron?

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:58 pm

Ron If you are thinking what I am thinking, this is so screwed up.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:58 pm

Natasha's barbeque suggestion?

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:59 pm

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:Mr. Fluffers is the cat that stays with Ron and travels with him. (It would be inaccurate to say that Mr. Fluffers is Ron's cat.) So, yeah, I don't think you're digging through his investigation files at all. Just notes he's been taking on the people here for sundry reasons.

That was the sense I got...

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:07 pm

For quite a while I thought it looked like Ben wanted to have us all over for a party.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:08 pm

DIRECTOR DEL CAINE*

If someone does know why Holister has over 20 pages of information like this on file, let us in on the joke already.

The file was labeled INQUIRY SUBJECTS: LAZLO for 4/24/07.

What the hell is this shit?

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:12 pm

Holister wrote:DIRECTOR DEL CAINE*

If someone does know why Holister has over 20 pages of information like this on file, let us in on the joke already.

The file was labeled INQUIRY SUBJECTS: LAZLO for 4/24/07.

What the hell is this shit?

Could have been using company resources..

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:13 pm

Ron Caliburn wrote:For quite a while I thought it looked like Ben wanted to have us all over for a party.

You and I were on the same wavelength.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:16 pm

I held off in case was wrong or I might have embarressed our esteemed officials at DHS

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:21 pm

That's what I was thinking too.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:25 pm

I am pretty sure Natasha sent them a message about her BBQ suggestion. Maybe it got lost in the shuffle.

Now hopefully they can dump more resources into finding Holister than wondering about his little host-with-the-most obsession.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:27 pm

Perhaps so.

Still, I had Ted take a look into these guys and he hasn't given me any relevent information.

If Ben has relapsed into his death personna, we might have to put the party off.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:27 pm

I'm more irritated that he stole my idea. I was gonna try and have everyone down to the shore this summer.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:30 pm

Holister wrote:An implanted CPS locator beacon just blipped on. That means that Holister is alive, problem is the becon only goes off if CODENAME: Death is driving Ben's car if you know what I mean.

Any word from the chase team? Helos, cars, satellites, anything that might be able to determine what the fuck is going on with Holister's car? Is he alone in the driver seat? Maybe he's taped up in the trunk? .....

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:31 pm

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:I'm more irritated that he stole my idea. I was gonna try and have everyone down to the shore this summer.

two parties - awesome.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:34 pm

Errr, by "Driving Ben's car" he meant that Death is in control of Ben.

Which is so very not good.

But two parties are.

If Death shows up at my location KT is with me so we can try to snap him out of it again; although KT isn't anywhere near where he was at the time on the oil rig.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:37 pm

I guess I did not know what he meant...

I need a break. I seem to be forgetting English.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:12 pm

Holister wrote:An implanted CPS locator beacon just blipped on. That means that Holister is alive, problem is the becon only goes off if CODENAME: Death is driving Ben's car if you know what I mean.

Any thoughts about where he might be going?