HI EVERYBODY!

Its me Hit Squirrel with my next big mission. This one I am going to have to do solo guys. I know you all want to come but I have to do this one by myself. It involves another monster assassination of a big snail thing with really really big eyes and small little arms and smells like burning diapers. Anyway this monster has been responsibe for alot of bad things in Cleveland
so I have to go get rid of it.
Anyone know what this monster is? I think three seeds should do it and maybe one of my new squash bombs. How tough can it be? Can I come over Monday Hannah? I will be in my human form so that cat of yours doesn't try and eat me. I can also get to meet your pa. Is he nice. Everyone likes him very much so I guess I will like him too. If he is still broken I can fix him for you?
HI BERT! I have such a big house. It has two wings and three floors and a big house out back for Cleo and a pool and a garden and something that looks like stone hill with a metal door but I don't go in there. Mongo likes it well enough though. Can you really turn into a falcon KonThaak? I am so hungry. Maybe I should go get breakfats? How is GhostSpider doing. Is he possessed? I can fix that with my Soul Punch Seeds I just got from The Great White Owl. I mean Silverfall. I really have to remember his name. Hehe .
Shadowstalker where can I get more of that Hazlenut coffee your friend kept giving me?
I am all out. Cleo is not back from her date yet. Teenagers.
Oh she is ok but you know how those young dragons can be. I hope tis other dragon is nice.
I will have peanut butter for breakfast with some apple juce. Its raining again. I don't like the rain. Its cold and wet and makes my naturally bushy tail look like a drowned rat. I don't like having drowned rat tail. WellI have to go eat. If you know what the big snail monster is let me know. Ok Bye Bye.

"how tough can it be?" sounds like famous last words to me... *ahem* you be Careful there, HS.

Lethal is pretty tough, but it can get tougher than that.

H.S. from what you describe I think I may know what you are dealing with and they are very dangerous. As they can control other beings you could find yourself faceing oppenents that are inoccents save that they are under the control of the beast.
You may want to have help on this one maybe even from more than your F.O.A.H. friends.

At have some backup.

That is always a good idea.

Wow Hit Squirrel! Sounds like you're doing good!

If you want to *poof* over to my home I'll give you come stuff to help you out.

For a second I thought I was at a little league soccer match.

Then I snapped out of make-believe into real life.

Where in the name of Lucifer's beard am I. The last thing I remember was being rescued by a most beautiful woman and a raccoon.

Wait, my memories or blurred but are clearing; KHAVIK!

Yes I remember it so clearly now! My last battle. The ambush that Menekhir set up for me. It is all coming back to me. I was near death, unable to even defend myself.
So I cast Deathkiss aside and mentally bid her to find a worthy apprentice until I returned. I know not of what happened to her since.

That is when Khavik showed up with menekhir and that "thing" that looked like a preacher, but was an ABOMINATION AGAINST GOD! I think you were there too Ron, but it is fuzzy. I saw Menekhir go in for the kill, but instead was betrayed and was slain by Khavik. No!

My only chance at retributon and eternal peace was stolen from me by that undead fiend!

I awoke in a basement somewhere, chained to a wall and checked in on by the occasional thrall. That vile preacher even came by to check on me. They interrogated and tortured me as to Deathkiss's where abouts. I woud not surrender my lady to the likes of the godles abominations.

That is when I was rescued.

So here I am in a really luxuious home, but all I see are animals running around. A dammed raccoon tried to steal my father's ring from my very finger. That is what woke me up. Where the blazes am I?

I have your sword Azrael. You're welcome to it. Its been sitting in a Hazardous Materials bag in a Vault in my home since I found it.

Uh Azrael before you freak out, you are under good care (I think). You may want to look for an Large White Owl, and direct your questions to him, or if she is still ther try to talk to Hit Squirrel. You are at her place, or rather her new place, and most of those animals there seem to be able to talk( says here in fine print) but I think the owl will be the one you will be able to talk to most clearly and with out getting to confused.
Glad you are still around, Not so glad to hear about the rest thou.

Talking to animals always makes me feel better. Good luck.

Just remeber these animals are going to talk back.

Yea, it's quite sobering.

If it is what I think it is, nothing good. And that is just for starters.

I laughed out loud.

I must be in a really good mood this morning.

HS, i'm doing fine and am not possesed. At least I hope not.

Anywho, the creature you described sounds alot like a Mindolar and they're bad news. Only thing I know for about them is not to let them bite you. And take lots of firepower.

Oh gods, not a mind slug. Good luck catching it alone, without being ambushed by a bunch of innocents who have been enslaved by the thing. On a good note, the minions will revert to their normal selves if you kill the over sized slug.

If needed, given about 3 days time I may be able to come up with something that would help. A combination EMF / white noise generator focused on bio-active frequencies should be disorienting enough to stop the slaves cold without having to harm them.

OR I can teach Hit Squirrel how to use LAWs and she can setup an explodey-ambush.

You frighten me, sometimes, Bert.

Only sometimes KT? Admitedly a bit overkill but it would work.

Only sometimes? I need to try harder.

Heh, yes, only sometimes. Keep Lex in mind. =P

Oh right. I can't top Lex often. She's scarey. Remember, I was there when we got sucked into that other plane when we were in the hospital.

Yes, so you understand both why she's scary, and why I love her so much. =P

Oh definitely.