Shadows and dust in D.C.

[Shadowstalker]

I can't claim all of those saves Michael at least one or two were from Cleo. It is a odd experiance to be fighting side by side with Dragon? She kept herself invisible for the fight, but she was not hidding.
Michael and I were using some guns that I had brought that were useful to say the least. Unfotunatly as alawys ammo is finite, so we found ourselves in a melee with the things comeing out of the portal. I had my first chance to use those blades I had gotten from Holister. They were most effctive.
At the point just before the rescue team came through, the flood of nasties quit and I felt something from the other side? I suspected it was what had been dubbed Bert's "Disco Ball of Doom" going off to clear the way for them. Soon after they came through the portal and we moped up the rest as the portal was closed.
I came upon several strange items in the aftermath. I am getting them checked out presently, I will let you know what I find out later.

[Holister]

Aww Hell there Shades, just burn it! Nothing good came out of that place. I don't want to imagine if any of that stuff you found is still "alive" or worse. I found out the hard way that B'Lial had this black crystal globe thing that allowed him to see through the eyes of his minions.

Bad news on that now that I remember; I saw some images of places on Earth before he punted me into the arena. I couldn't tell where though.
All I saw was a massive lake and a city on its shores.

[Deathblaster]

Aww Hell there Shades, just burn it!

Booyah!

[Shadowstalker]

What I found were several odd stones and Crystals that glowed?

[Holister]

Hum, they ight be valuable in more ways than you now. Hold them up to daylight. It they don't crumble to dust, you found a nice little trove there Shades.

The glowing ones, I think are crystalized mana, um, PPE?
Whatever.

[Shadowstalker]

They were exposed to unfiltered sunlight and are still here, and the do in fact seem to be containers for P.P.E. in faily large ammounts?

[Michael T]

Perhaps that is the storage method they use in that realm, I make small talismans to store extra PPE in and carry them on me. I would like to study one of those later if you don't mind Shadow.

[Shadowstalker]

No problem I will send one to you.

[Holister]

Were they shards or well, this is gonna sound nuts, or were the blossom like, like a flower?

[Shadowstalker]

Both and something that looks like a ball of thorns?

[Holister]

The blossom looking thing is pure PPE I know that much. The shards are lesser versions of that, they were using them as drugs or something.

The ball of thorns, I was not too clear on those. I saw them get used, but they were not to detailed on what they were or what they did.

So careful playing with those then. Don't need you turning into a real "shadowstalker".

[Hit Squirrel]

That sure was a bad place. I used alot of seeds. There were monsters EVERYWHERE! I was lucky that Bert let me hide in his armor and assassinate monsters from a sfae place. He also let me fly. I flew around and was looking for more monsters. I was the one who saw that evil castle with the evil monsters who took Bert's friend Holister. Shang Li was very fast and Gabby was fun to watch too. It was so much fun assassinating monsters with my boyfriend Bert. I had his back he said. I did not let any monsters hurt my Bert! Well maybe that one but it was SO BIG! I had to use an acorn on it to turn it to stone so that Bert could hit it and blow it up into itty bitty pieces. I am so tired. Shadowstalker has been really nice to me and Cleo. He's a good person and he likes squirrels. Maybe I can do something nice for him. I can give him the metal book I found. That really bad man had it. So I took it and shot him in the face with a sunflower seed. He yelped and I grabbed the book. I think I may have made him mad? But he was gonna hurt Bert's friend. So I shot him in the face. I am eally really tired. I think I am going to go to sleep now. Thank's again Shadowstalker and you too Bert Good Night. Bye Bye.

[KonThaak]

If I hadn't seen the post about her turning human first... Poor Bert; the jokes are *really* gonna fly, now.

Hit Squirrel, if you ever need a place to rest, recuperate, hide, or just hang out, my door is always open. If I'm not home, just tell my wife who you are; she shouldn't have too much of a problem.

[Ron Caliburn]

So she's human now?

[Shadowstalker]

Umm in a word "Yes".

[Deathblaster]

i'M gettin a funny image heer.

HS becoming human and the guys staring 'cuz she has no "tail."

Please excuse me wile I falll on the fllor laughing..

[Holister]

This guy goes to family reunions to pick up women doesn't he?

[Deathblaster]

Nah. Im to cool for that.

i spend all my time killin monsters

[KonThaak]

Ben, stop encouraging the idjit... I bite my tongue on a daily basis. Keeps him quieter that way.

[Holister]

He may be an annoying prick, but those stupid emoticons of his are pretty damn funny.

[Deathblaster]

*bows*



ah crap my hips ain't workin!

[Holister]

Allow me to demonstrate

Dinosaur = Deathblaster

Smiliey Face = Ben Holister


Demonstration is over for today class.

[Ron Caliburn]

I hope Deathlaster is happy.

He just made Ben twice as annoying.

[Holister]

Thank you, thank you. No applause, ok, you can bask in my glorious light now.

[Deathblaster]

Heeres yer sun, hombre.



Now heeers you sign:

[Celeste Darken]

I’m just going to back away slowly from this conversation . . . .

[Shadowstalker]

Likely the best idea, don't need to be called a witness to Holister's mangleing of DeathBlaster.

[Celeste Darken]

I don’t think Ben would murder Deathblaster . . . hurt and maim, yes, but murder? No. Just ask Marion.

[Shadowstalker]

Hence I changed it to Mangleing, as I thought about it and realized DeathBlaster has not been a big enough pain to rate muder.
This does not mean you should try harder DeathBlaster.

[Celeste Darken]

And yet I am sure he will.