MISSING: Benjamin J. Holister

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:59 pm

I hope so. But the way they came down on us, official language, official files, and everything.. well, maybe he should have made a clearer line between official business and personal curiosities on his desk...

DarKnyht · Post by **DarKnyht** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:56 pm

Dele Morte is a name of a recent addition to the boards

His user information is here http://lazlosociety.org/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=917

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But then, most of you already know this. I need to start logging in more often.

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 6:39 pm

WAITAHOLDIT the agent trying to keep tabs on me is dead, What gives neither my team or I even went looking for much less did anything to anybody. So would someone like to inform me how they died and if someone has some hairbrained idea that I had anything to do with it? Oh and I have been Reviewing things that were gathered from my last case working with Holister, and I found the name DeAngelous DeleMorte it was on the contract along with the names of the founding fathers of that freaky town. I'm thinking we know who Delemorte is.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 6:43 pm

How did the agent die?

BraveSirRobin · Post by **BraveSirRobin** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:11 pm

Given: Dele Morte was involved in the business in Bayou...
Given: Dele Morte was the magic support for the Horsemen...
Given: Savarius was found with his heart removed but no other apparent damage...
Given: the priest of the cult of Caleigh/Kali seems to be able to remove people's hearts without any other damage...

I'm going to guess Shadowstalker's tail was killed by Dele Morte, aka the High Priest of Caleigh/Kali, with the heart-ripper move, in the conservatory... well... minus the conservatory bit, cause this isn't a game of Clue, but you get my point.

And, yes, for those keeping track, that's two shaky conclusions for the price of one. :wink:

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:34 pm

That's what I had assumed, however I was looking for confirmation from someone that saw the body.

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:17 pm

So was I.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:14 am

Gentlemen

I believe we may have screwed the pooch here.

We got the autopsy back on the dead agent. His heart was extracted awithout any signs of penetration. No sign of the heart though.

The Results on the Card key and DNA on the blood an hair.

The card key has Shadowstalker's prints on it, the hair came from
(SECURITY EDIT) , and the blood came from someone called Gothicfox.

What the ((BLEEP)) is this shit.

Plus our cyphers are still decrypting more weird stuff from the file on his investigation.

Seafood allergies,

Chocolate or Vanilla

Single or Married w/Children

Perferred Entrees

Drink of Choice

Celeste Darken & Natasha favorite flowers?

What the ((BLEEP>>>>>>>>>>>)) is this crap? This isn't an investigation, it looks more like a god damn catering questioneer?

Anyway we are trying to pull whatever we can on the Dele Morte.
We got squat so far...just a number of a (SECURITY EDIT). Maybe he was a pilot.

Thats not the worst. One of our check points pulled over armored truck. When we went to investigate eight guys with small arms jump ut and start shooting.

A damn assortment of wack jobs .

three punks with jeackets with a clenched fist on the back, two oriental guys in black suits, and three men brandishing Shadows Society medallions.

The only two that didn't get killed shot each other in the head rather than get caught.

We also got a lead from a local hospital of some junkie that was picked up matching one of our moel UnSubs. He had a .45 in his shoulder. Thing is he's dead too now. Some guy claiming to be his laweyr went in to see him, smoother him with a pillow, then jumped out of a 5th story window.

We are in deep shit land people. So by the power investe in me by The Secretary of The Department of Homeland Security, I am here by deputizing each and every last member of the Lazlo Society fr the extent of this investigation. Our man is out there, I want him found.

This is your dominion, so I handing he investigation off to Agents (SECURITY EDIT).

Our appoligies to all of you. If you all find Ben alive and well, Ill see to it that you never pay taxes again.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:28 am

My accountant will have a cornary when he hears that.

BraveSirRobin · Post by **BraveSirRobin** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:45 am

I'm in charge?

That's it, the world really is coming to an end. :cry:

KonThaak · Post by **KonThaak** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:46 am

Keep cool, Robin. I'm working on things right now.

May need your help, though.

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:16 am

Robin chill just listen to KT and don't do anything you wouldn't do normally. Read also as no heroic stunts. Some of my people are still in Chi-town if you would like I can arrange for one or more of them pick you up and get you where ever you need and maybe set you up in a Safe house, because I think our deputy friend either by design or just poor judgement has Painted a bullseye on your back I think, and the same goes for Bert but he is I think used to people trying to make him a target. But the same offer is extended to you Bert. KT if you need back up give a yell.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:19 am

Oh goody, I've been outed as a Secret Agent by a fellow Agent. Remind me to ram his black badge so far up his ass he coughs it up.

Robin, don't worry about it. As far as I can tell I'm a better cop then any of the other guys in the, err, whatever the fuck we're in and I wasn't even a LEO before joining up.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:35 am

What you choose to shove up my ((BLEEP))ing ass can wait. M concern for Holister's safety has weakened my better judgement. The security protocols have been reinstated. Such errors will not happen again.

As for the slain agent, his heart just arrived his home, a gift to his wife and 8 year old daughter.

I want this sick ((BLEEP)) gentlemen, and I want him now !

KonThaak · Post by **KonThaak** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:38 am

Guys, get to the slain agent's house! That's an order, and goes for you agents, too! Bring all the firepower you can, and shoot anything that approaches the house that looks threatening.

PM me an address, guys.

KonThaak · Post by **KonThaak** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:43 am

Delemorte is a negative energy spirit, self-created a number of centuries ago. He feeds on souls, and wants to become a god. He has Holister, and the two soul-drinking blades with my spirit in them.

I don't care about the swords. Holister is top priority.

He's got Demon Fists and Shadow Society members working for him, at the moment. He exists by possessing a person, killing others, then disposing of the person he possessed. He sounds like Windner's bed-buddy.

But it gets worse... When he does the heart-stealing thing, he sends the heart to the family, and kills them to take their still-grieving souls. He's responsible for a multitude of deaths over a long period of time, and is to be taken as highly dangerous.

When you guys arrive, do NOT let anyone, even people you think you know, within ten feet of you. Anyone who invades that personal space gets a warning, then shot.

Keep eyes in the backs of your heads, ladies and gentlemen... I'm calling in sick to work tomorrow to help deal with this.

My family is safe... Holister and his aren't. His have priority right now.

Dammit... Dammit, dammit, DAMMIT!

KonThaak · Post by **KonThaak** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:48 am

Dammit, get back to me, guys... I'll be spending all night making charms to protect people from Delemorte's magic...at least, until I hear back from you guys.

Please hurry...

fate · Post by **fate** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:14 am

Me and my team will be there. I know I declined the “black badge” but Graybeard is still 20yrs almost any other groups senior, we can help.

Please PM me the address.

Shang Li · Post by **Shang Li** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:19 am

I am on my way. Do not waste your energy making charms for me, I do not fear his magic. If he wants a body to possess, he can possess mine.

Gothicfox · Post by **Gothicfox** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:21 am

Oh goody.

Cept fo the vamp chick and Ron, the majority of people deputized need adult supervision, now they get to abuse federal powers as well.

*le sigh*

KonThaak · Post by **KonThaak** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:35 am

Ah, good, the fox-fuckwad decided to show his ugly face around here again.

They don't want you, you worthless waste of meat...and after seeing your shoddy performance, I can understand why. You're a useless, deluded asswipe of a fool, Gothicfuck.

Stay out of our way, before you become a liability again.

Razor · Post by **Razor** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 9:22 am

*needs adult supervision?* I think not.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 9:36 am

Alright KT. Robin and I'll pick you up, then we'll get to the slain agent's home.

Dele Morte · Post by **Dele Morte** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 10:39 am

Gothicfox wrote:Oh goody.

Cept fo the vamp chick and Ron, the majority of people deputized need adult supervision, now they get to abuse federal powers as well.

*le sigh*

That is correct Mr.Fox, perhaps you and Mr. Whesker can show them how it is really done.

Being that they bviously can not compare to your level of skill, strength, and profound wisdom.

They'll only fuck hings up in the end, you know that. So heres your chance to show them; all of them who mocked you, berated you, insulted and embarrassed both you and your beliefs.

The field has been set. Your serve Mr.Fox.

Dele Morte · Post by **Dele Morte** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 10:44 am

KonThaak wrote:Delemorte is a negative energy spirit, self-created a number of centuries ago. He feeds on souls, and wants to become a god.

"But what is a god without his pantheon druid."

He has Holister, and the two soul-drinking blades with my spirit in them.

"And amzaing what one can do with just that much...Candarian Soul Drinking druid...say hello to Gabrielle for me"

He's got Demon Fists and Shadow Society members working for him, at the moment.

"That is not all I have working with me."

Razor · Post by **Razor** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 10:47 am

Crab · Post by **Crab** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 10:51 am

Damn i need to get on more often... couple days go by and i am deputized!?!? well hell, i need some exercise. any thing i could do society? just ask.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 10:55 am

This is Agent Cross

I have have arrived at Agent Grant's home. Quiet. Im heading inside to check on the familiy now.

I think we got here here in time for once.

Im approaching the door now....

"Hello, Agent Cross, I worked with your husband ma'am. is everything ok. "

No response...Im going in.

(Kick..Kick...door splinters.. .BLAM)

"aarrgggghhhhh"

Razor · Post by **Razor** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 11:00 am

Fuck!

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 11:05 am

Ok, I think we can rule out things going as hoped. Robin, KT, and I will be arriving there shortly.