Visiting Ron OR Strange Coincidences and Stranger Facts

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:20 am

Well Ron, do you remember when I mentioned those Thumb Drives earlier? Not all of your footage is destroyed, just 99% of it.

And thanks for the 6-pack Ben. :wink:

And tell Molly if she avoids using a flashbang on me this time I'll take her out for ice cream.

And here I thought I was the only nut around here that hoarded MREs. They're better than eating bugs but only marginally.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:21 am

Yeah, mybe your right, after all I am her type; O+. :lol:

But I think we already have enough guys off on their own right now, and beside, I am tired of luggin' round this stuff.

Anyone see Bert!

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:24 am

I'm posting from the back seat of my car. I had it totally sealed up when the attack happened so it only took some exterior cosmetic damage.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:29 am

Well howdy Bert...you are lookin' well, despite the fact. You new toys are in the back of the Hummer Happy Birthday Bert, knock yourself out.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:32 am

Knock myself out? Only if I use 'em wrong like that kid from A Christmas Story

Thanks again Ben.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:35 am

So whos our first priority, the livin' sleep disorder, or that candy ass Khavik?

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:36 am

Khavik. If he can launch one of these attacks even monthly we'll never live to deal with Mr. Shithead.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:41 am

Well, Im here for the party and my dance card is open.

Lets get this asshole.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:44 am

Sounds good. We'll move as soon as we're able. I think I know a guy that can reattach that hand if we find the child alive, so time is of the essence.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:51 am

Ok....did the object reading tell us where the kid is. If not your psychic is second rate. Next, Im calling dibs on sniper, I can pick tha peeant off from a mile & a half from 60 stories up, at night, in the rain if I have to. Hes got a kid....hey wait a minute.

You still got that hand?

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:54 am

Shadow had it last I knew. He said he could track the kid when we were ready.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:59 am

Alright then, so who's comin' with us? and where are we goin'?

BraveSirRobin · Post by **BraveSirRobin** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:06 am

Uh... guys? I took ashikaga up on that rental car... neglected to bring a map along with me though...

I THINK I'm somewhere in Ohio... :oops:

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:07 am

Idaho has potatos. What does Ohio have? If you figure it out, bring me some. :wink:

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:10 am

Groan)

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:14 am

Give the kid a break Bert. Robin I can't give anything other than the obvious for advise. Um how long have you been on the road?

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:16 am

Any signs of civilization? You're better off asking locals for directions instead of us.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:19 am

Ok Robin, justhead south by south east, follow the screams. You should find us easy enough :twisted:

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:20 am

How much gas you have?

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:21 am

Holister you are not helping.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:21 am

Didn't you know? Ben doesn't make things better, he makes them worse before Murphy has the chance to.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:24 am

I have a LAW in my trunk, if I shoot it off and straight up, maybe he'll see it? :evil:

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:26 am

I see your point there Bert, Murphy does not have a chance.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:26 am

No Ben, LAWs don't have that sort of range. Too bad Robin doesn't know how to navigate by the constellations. Not that we could see any in Washington D.C.

Shang Li · Post by **Shang Li** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:26 am

Hunting a Kyuuketsuki? The one that did this? I would consider it an honor to help bring such a being a chance at redemption. (May he be more fortunate in his next life, it is already late in coming)

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:27 am

Kyuuketsuki? I don't suppose you know the Western (that is English) name for it.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:29 am

I thinks its a vampire there Bert. And at least when I make things worse, I bring beer to wash away the pain. :wink:

Shang Li · Post by **Shang Li** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:30 am

Like Ms. Darken, sorry not all the words are in the dictionaries I learned this language from.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:32 am

Ahhh, okie dokie, Vampire. Yes. Although, I hesitate to call this, thing, anything like Cee, if you catch my meaning.

Ben, ever consider that its the beer that leads to these mini-disasters?

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:32 am

Yeah he means a Vampire, and the one we are after is in serious need of being sent to the next life.