• Archeologist say Holy Grail is in Rome

Posted: **Thu Jun 28, 2007 3:23 pm**

I know all sorts of things I keep to myself.

Posted: **Thu Jun 28, 2007 3:28 pm**

Yes, they're in a drawer down the hall.

Posted: **Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:01 pm**

All right, let me put it this way . . . do you guys know anything we don’t that could possibly blow up in our faces? I’ll thank you for telling us before it happens.

Posted: **Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:05 pm**

What's this thing you have with explosions today?

Posted: **Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:05 pm**

Uhhh.... unless you're all demolitions experts, for me, that's a hole with no bottom.

Posted: **Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:09 pm**

Ba-dum bum! :lol:

Posted: **Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:24 pm**

concrete_Angel wrote:What's this thing you have with explosions today?

I’m just a little confused about whether I’m pregnant or not. But it makes more sense if I’m not.

Posted: **Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:33 pm**

Explosions make more sense if you're not pregnant? Interesting.

Posted: **Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:58 pm**

Oops. Sorry. My senses tell me I am not pregnant. That’s what I meant by “it” making more sense.

Posted: **Thu Jun 28, 2007 7:31 pm**

Oh, I thought it was just pms.

Posted: **Thu Jun 28, 2007 7:35 pm**

This is the part where we all thank god that Bert is a guy.

Posted: **Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:35 pm**

I've known women who, while they're PMSing, will make you bleed from your crotch too.

Posted: **Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:58 pm**

Somebody is going to be in trouble for this. :shock:

Posted: **Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:01 pm**

I started wearing protection for a reason :lol:

Posted: **Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:06 pm**

Protection from what or rather who Bert?

Posted: **Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:12 pm**

Nevermind that. But when certain women I know get moody I put the candy shop on speed dial and start wearing protection.

Posted: **Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:10 am**

*smacks Bert upside the head again*

Posted: **Fri Jun 29, 2007 12:38 pm**

I'm gonna start wearing a freaking helmet at this rate.

Posted: **Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:14 pm**

Tinfoil lined?

Posted: **Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:16 pm**

Chafes too much.

Posted: **Fri Jun 29, 2007 3:41 pm**

So lube up first.

Posted: **Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:26 pm**

Non-stick cooking spray?

Posted: **Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:35 pm**

This conversation is so wrong.

Posted: **Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:40 pm**

It's good for getting some humor in life. With what we deal with we need a bit of normality to stay at the sanity level we are at.

Michael T.

Posted: **Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:48 pm**

What sanity?

Posted: **Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:50 pm**

I specified the level we were at Bert, I never claimed to be sane my self.

Posted: **Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:53 pm**

I didn't realize that 0 was a number in this instance.

Posted: **Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:56 pm**

You have some sanity Bert, otherwise we would be calling you "The Mad Midnight Bomber what Bombs at Midnight" not Bert.

Michael T.

Posted: **Fri Jun 29, 2007 5:26 pm**

Posted: **Fri Jun 29, 2007 7:03 pm**

Just remember-duck and cover.