At the hospital

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Mon May 14, 2007 12:27 am

Glad to see your speaking in something other then song KT. I'm still intensly curious as to what the Voice stole in Chicago. Haven't found anything on it yet.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Mon May 14, 2007 1:55 am

Glad you're back on your feet KT!

You had me worried man!

KonThaak · Post by **KonThaak** » Mon May 14, 2007 7:50 am

Sorry, man. If I'd told anyone, it could've been easier for them to figure out what I was doing.

Sorry for worrying everyone. I was hoping my first post back would be a really cool story about how I took down Jeremiah or something like that. ^^;

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Mon May 14, 2007 11:19 am

Yeah yeah, excuses excuses.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Mon May 14, 2007 11:25 am

Playing possum has to be carefully done and in such a way that they don't get the chance to pop a few more into your body to be sure before you spring.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Mon May 14, 2007 9:58 pm

Glad you and Hannah are ok. Well more Hannah than you Ron, but still. Glad you're both ok.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Tue May 15, 2007 1:13 am

Thanks . . . just thanks.

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Tue May 15, 2007 1:37 am

Careful guys, you're coming dangerously close to actually saying something nice about one another. :shock:

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Tue May 15, 2007 1:43 am

I have lots of nice things to say about Ben, when he isn't threateing me with phsyical harm or death.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue May 15, 2007 1:55 am

Awwwww... isn't that sweeeeeet! :lol:

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Tue May 15, 2007 11:42 am

Hi Everyone,

I think I need to get Ben and my Pa together over Jello to talk this out.

Hannah

PS: Boys.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue May 15, 2007 11:48 am

Well, it worked last time Hannah.

You're more than welcome to use one of my homes as neutral ground. Just be sure to hide all the weapons first :wink:

Hannah · Post by **Hannah** » Tue May 15, 2007 11:57 am

Hi Bert,

I'll just make 'em both a big turkey dinner with all the trimmin's so at they end they's too tired ta fuss and feather much.

Hannah

PS: What happend? I made a post and it popped up under Pa's account, weird.

Michael T · Post by **Michael T** » Tue May 15, 2007 11:59 am

Or I can offer one of my homes and allow Hannah access to my collection of non-mystic books once we know that there is not going to be a war.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue May 15, 2007 12:06 pm

Volume for Volume of non-mystic books, I can almost guaruntee I have ya beat Michael.

Hannah, good idea with the turkey dinner, might wanna learn how to work an espresso machine though so they're awake enough to still talk :lol:

Michael T · Post by **Michael T** » Tue May 15, 2007 12:12 pm

Perhaps but I also have added my mentor's and a few other collections to mine. Might be interesting to go through yours to see if I need any of them found for my collection. I have a illness that will have me blow through a book in a hour or so for most of the works out now. The larger novels take me a couple of hours to destroy. So I am constantly buy and aquiring new books, includeing many in the original old english, not to mention over a dozen other languages. Once all this settles and I deal with my trip I invite you to browse my collection.

Hannah, I also have multiple copies of some of the classics if you would like them let me know and if Ron is okay with it I'll get them sent to you.

Micharl T

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue May 15, 2007 12:14 pm

...

Ok, I don't read quite that fast, but I can plow through an 800+ page novel in two days.

Michael T · Post by **Michael T** » Tue May 15, 2007 12:18 pm

I had to learn to read fast and retain it, my mentor wanted to be sure I could cut through a load of information fast. Helps when having to go through a dozen or more reference books on demons and such to find it's weakness.

I can read slower, but I need to be reading to my little girl to do so. That way she can absorb the stories and ask any questions she might have.

Michael T.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue May 15, 2007 12:20 pm

I can zip through a book between 5.5 to 6.5 syllables a second and retain information but that's not reading for enjoyment anymore.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Tue May 15, 2007 12:26 pm

Hannah seems to be in your league Micheal - though it's hard to tell because some stuff she rereads time and again like a thirsty man picking up that sponge hoping there's still one more drop.

Anyway, which classics?

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Wed May 16, 2007 12:51 am

Back to the point of this thread, who were the gunmen taking orders from Ron?

dym · Post by **dym** » Wed May 16, 2007 9:19 am

Me. They took orders from me. Just like Pa thought. He's so smart!

And do not joke with yourselves. If I wanted either Pa or the girl dead, that is exactly what they would be right now.

KonThaak · Post by **KonThaak** » Wed May 16, 2007 10:41 am

Dym, I don't know how you resisted the magical attack I sent your way...

There aren't too many who can just completely ignore something like that. In point of fact, I've never used that kind of attack against anyone who could shrug it off like that...

An attack against your karma like that should have left you completely crippled by now... Instead, I checked on the energies, only to find they'd never truly had an effect at all.

Not only are you not human, but you're a creature of a unique type, a creature that could never have another lifetime, has never had another lifetime. The only creatures I know of like that are angels and demons...

And you damned sure ain't no angel.

Maybe I could try summoning you, and dispatching you that way... I don't suppose you'd give me your truename, so I could do just that, would you?

DarKnyht · Post by **DarKnyht** » Wed May 16, 2007 10:43 am

dym, here is some advice for you

Don't play cards with a man named Doc
Don't eat at a place called Mom's
Never make a wager with a Sicilian when death is on the line
Never pull on Superman's cape
Don't spit in the wind
Don't pull the mask off the old lone ranger
Don't mess with Jim (unless you're Slim)
Mess not with the mouse
Don't poke the hornets nest with a stick

And finally, to paraphrase Jeanette Rankin, "You can no more win a war with the Lazlo Society than you can win an earthquake."

dym · Post by **dym** » Wed May 16, 2007 11:27 am

KonThaak wrote:Dym, I don't know how you resisted the magical attack I sent your way...

What? I have been very nice.

I sprung the misguided whore's uncle from jail and arranged to have him meet her. Who better to have around than family at a time like that?

I did the world a favour mincing that Phi Sig frat boy into neat pieces.

I have been quite good actually.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Wed May 16, 2007 1:30 pm

If I had really wanted to . . .

The classic refrain of a villain trying to make his failures seem more threatening.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Wed May 16, 2007 5:21 pm

I don't think you need to worry about Dym much longer Ron. I think he just dug a very large grave for himself without realizing it.

KonThaak · Post by **KonThaak** » Wed May 16, 2007 6:25 pm

Good. Let's hope he occupies it sooner rather than later.

Listening to these morons testosteronize it up gets real old, real fast.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Wed May 16, 2007 7:25 pm

Ok, so lets say he isn't human. Then what is he. Maybe we narrow down the roster of possibilites.

I know he is not an intelligence, {He doesn't have any}.

So where does that leave us?

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed May 16, 2007 7:44 pm

We can rule out any of the more mundane or animalistic monsters.

I'm thinking Vampire, Were, Greater Demon of some sort.