Secret Handshake

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 3:46 pm

Holister wrote:I kinda knew that, thats what makes it so funny. I used to date a Russian chick a few years back.

PS: I feel for ya man, they wanted to replace the Pepsi machine at the station, I threaten to shoot the delivery guy in the face with push pins if they tried.

I still have my Pepsi machine down in the break room. Who says reason doesn't work

Yea, I was explaining for anyone that kinda or even completely did not know..

Well, Peter can have his fancy train station anyway. What kind of sick fucking man builds a capital city in the middle of a Finnish swamp anyway? The first floor is now the basement in a lot of places... anyway.... carry on.

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 3:50 pm

The nature there is wonderful. And it gets better as you go north, too.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 3:54 pm

I am sure Sasha would more than agree with you.

I have been to Valaam in the Soviet days for some training. The Soviets converted the church into a discotech..

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 3:59 pm

Kolya wrote:I am sure Sasha would more than agree with you.

I have been to Valaam in the Soviet days for some training. The Soviets converted the church into a discotech..

Mya, Piter is not far enough north for him.

You have been to Valaam!? I very much want to go... and walk in the northern pine forests, pick blueberries, lay on the beach, swim, be lazy, oi...

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:02 pm

To quote my drunk grampa;

" Them Ruskies are a damn strange lot aren't they. "

Unquote

He was really drunk at the time.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:12 pm

I do not know how he judged 'strange', but there are no arguments from me either way.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:39 pm

I've never met a Russian I didn't like.

But so far it's only been Koyla and Sasha.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:40 pm

Thanks Ron. I appreciate that. I know Sasha does, too.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:45 pm

Holister wrote:All shits & giggles aren't ya my Rusky companion. From now on, I shall call thee Pepsi Koyla...

Why do I suspect that if you had been around the boards back when Koyla and I had been working together you would have nicknamed the team RC Cola?

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:47 pm

Ron my boy, there is hope for you yet..

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:48 pm

RC Cola! HAHAHA! :lol:

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:55 pm

Kolya explained me. Very funny!

You know, Pepsi and the Soviet Union have tight history together, by the way? Pepsi-strojka instead of perestrojka.....

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:56 pm

Heh. Hysterically funny.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 5:16 pm

Natasha wrote:Kolya explained me. Very funny!

You know, Pepsi and the Soviet Union have tight history together, by the way? Pepsi-strojka instead of perestrojka.....

Makes me wonder what all the nukes and shooting was about, sometimes.

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 5:18 pm

Not even Coke can heal the world...

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 5:18 pm

Everyone knows the paranoid parts of our government were in cahoots with Coke :lol:

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 5:20 pm

I got you. It was your secret weapon.

The real reason Soviet Union fell... we chose Pepsi.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 5:22 pm

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:Everyone knows the paranoid parts of our government were in cahoots with Coke

Because Pepsi rots your brain.

(And Coke, apparently, makes you paranoid.)

Sasha · Post by **Sasha** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 6:27 pm

Kolya wrote:
Bert_the_Turtle wrote:Everyone knows the paranoid parts of our government were in cahoots with Coke
Because Pepsi rots your brain.

(And Coke, apparently, makes you paranoid.)

That's why I drink coffee

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 7:42 pm

I have never seen you drink coffee before.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 11:30 pm

I often mix alf a pint of Diet Pepsi with a bottle of Black Rabbit. I can keep doin'that all night and never feel a thing until I crash te next day, which is usually may day off so "bottoms up!"

Azrael · Post by **Azrael** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:32 am

I do not drink of alcohol. It impairs one's judgement, your reflexes, and slows your response from mind to body.

I prefer tea, juice, nectar, or straight water if nohing else is available.

Drinks made by man are not natural, so their affects on the body are not natural.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:21 am

There is nothing wrong wih unwindin' after a hard day huntin' SupNat's thatn an ice cold Black Rabbit down at The Brick with a couple of buddies. Are you saying I drink too much, I don't now you from beans, If Ron or Bert said that, maybe I'ld consider it, but I am no alcoholic. I do not drink on the job, cept for old coffee, I do not drink before the job, and I sure as shit do not drink while huntin' some SupNat badass.

Sides their fella how many years you've been huntin' to tell me a damn thing!

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:06 am

Azrael wrote:Drinks made by man are not natural, so their affects on the body are not natural.

Definte 'natural'. I can think of a few natural affects we probably do not want to endorse

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:09 am

Holister wrote:There is nothing wrong wih unwindin' after a hard day huntin' SupNat's thatn an ice cold Black Rabbit down at The Brick with a couple of buddies. Are you saying I drink too much, I don't now you from beans, If Ron or Bert said that, maybe I'ld consider it, but I am no alcoholic. I do not drink on the job, cept for old coffee, I do not drink before the job, and I sure as shit do not drink while huntin' some SupNat badass.

Sides their fella how many years you've been huntin' to tell me a damn thing!

Which is good. On the other hand, with anything around every corner, drinking at any time has potential disasterous outcomes.

No need to whip our dicks out and see who can piss furthest

Razor · Post by **Razor** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:25 am

Drinks sound good.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:31 am

3 ft - 9 in by the way Pepsi.

Hell, ya asked.

Anyway, one I get out of here today, a cold drink will sound real good. Hopefully, not of what ol Pepsi there is offering.

Razor · Post by **Razor** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:34 am

Wow, you've got Nain for a pecker? Coool.. wait... *pulls out sock and puts bar of iron in it* Black & Decker Pecker-Wrecker... that little shit needs the hell beat out of him.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:38 am

Hahahahaha

You are a sick man their Raz.
Funny as all hell, but you got issues.

We had a pissin' contest one night at The Brick. I won, oddly, Kelly came in close second (shivers). :twisted:

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:39 am

No, Holister, I did not ask!