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Post by Holister »

Yeah, throw out your computers and take stock in canned goods and shotgun shells.
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Post by Kolya »

That would be pretty much impossible unless you knew where every instance of the code is. Then do whatever it takes to destroy it.
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Post by Ron Caliburn »

Sounds like we need some kind of virus to ferret it out.
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Post by Kolya »

That is something for the geeks to determine. Sounds like something worth thinking about anyway.
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Post by Ron Caliburn »

What do those who'e seen the code think? Doable?
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Post by Bert_the_Turtle »

Uhhh, what if we digitized some sort of exorcision ritual that forced whatever this thing is back to where it belongs?
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Post by Kolya »

wouldn't you have to track it to do that?

and does anyone know how ot do it anyway?
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Post by Shadowstalker »

My tech guy has an idea for a possible stop gap measure, but to even try to put it in effect anytime soon would need some info from Tony and Kei Nakamura.
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Post by Bert_the_Turtle »

Whomever created the original disk does. And, we don't. If we get the cure to the internet before the curse then it'll take care of itself on a large scale.
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Post by Ron Caliburn »

Might the data provide a clue on how to digitize a spell like that?
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Post by Kolya »

If the computer gets both, right?
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Post by Bert_the_Turtle »

Presumeably. We get it on servers everywhere, particularly YouTube, to innoculate them.
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Post by Ron Caliburn »

If we can vaccinate the internet and computers agaisnt the data on the disk before the data gets out, it will be relatively harmless.
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Post by Bert_the_Turtle »

Exactly!
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Post by Kolya »

Right, so we need to ensure that happens.
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Post by Bert_the_Turtle »

Yeah. We have all the pieces I think. Just need to assemble them.
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Post by Ron Caliburn »

So who has the best hackers riding shotgun with them?
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Post by Bert_the_Turtle »

I can barely turn my computer on. You guys are on your own.
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Post by Kolya »

Kei sounds like she could handle it.

What about your geek friend, Ron?

Of course we got geeks of our own that might be able to get involved.

If Tony can swallow it...
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Post by Ron Caliburn »

My guy might be able to help . . . of course the code hasn't been anywere near us.
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Post by Kolya »

Us, too. Obviously.
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Post by Bert_the_Turtle »

We need to figure out how the thing powers itself for starters.

Then how it triggers the ritualistic effect.

Then digitizing our own countermeasure should be the easy part.
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Post by Kolya »

Making sure everyone that needs it gets it, probably the hard part. But I really do not know how such htings work.
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Post by Bert_the_Turtle »

Label it as the newest awesome thing and spam everywhere with it.
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Post by Kolya »

taking a page from Bill Gates, I see.
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Post by Bert_the_Turtle »

I was thinking the Porn industry, but the principles are the same.
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Post by Ron Caliburn »

If someoen has contacts with Microsoft, we could see if we could smuggle it into one of their upgrade patches. . .

Make sure it makes its way into spyware definitions for most security software company . . .

Disguise it as the Britney Spears sex video . . .
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Post by Kolya »

Hey, we're working now!
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Post by Bert_the_Turtle »

Now that's a plan I can support.
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Post by GhostSpider »

Well that would guarantee most men would open it, but most women wouldn't touch it. Any suggestions on that?
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