• Natasha Released

Posted: **Wed May 16, 2007 1:21 am**

Greeting Mr. Turtle. I have reviewed your dire situation and I am inclined to offer you and your associates any possible aid.

I can have my Shadow Gaurd there in minutes to extract you with enough, reinforcements to ensure you and your associates are delivered to safety in England.

I still owe you and your fellow Society members a debt of gratitude for dispatching that traitorous Aposi I created. All I ask is that you gather your forces and return to America. I can also ensure a safe trip home if you like.

So then, do we have a deal.

Posted: **Wed May 16, 2007 1:27 am**

Remember the first rule in dealing with the devil Bert.

Posted: **Wed May 16, 2007 1:42 am**

No deal Dele Morte. So what if we make it back to America? There'll still be a ton of other problems not to mention Dym still being on the loose and Kolya still being terminally ill and other good people already being dead.

Posted: **Wed May 16, 2007 1:52 am**

Then how else may my orginazation be of service to you Mr. Turtle. You are obviously in a precarious situation.

It is quite clear what this upstart Dym and his associates are willing to do to prevent you and the girl from leaving Russia alive. I can at least extract you, and offer you sanctuary this "problem" is cleaned up.

I will even offer aid to your stricken comrades Mr. Turtle.

I assure you, we have mutual interests in seeing this Dym person eradicated completely.
The only difference is that I have no moral quarrels about playing the game the same way if need be.

Reconsider my offer Mr. Turtle, it is only a matter of time before his men find you.
Think of the girl, and how much she means to you. Once you and her are safe, I will be than happy to provide you with whatever means nessasary
to eliminate Dym.

Posted: **Wed May 16, 2007 1:53 am**

Dele Morte you will pardon us if some here are slow to take you up on your offer, it is just we have very little reson to trust you. Particularly as you seemed to have some kind of tie to one Jerimiah Dark. That raises some questions for us here.

Posted: **Wed May 16, 2007 1:57 am**

Ah yes, Jereiah Dark. He had something that did not belong to him. I had him return it. Alas, Dark is not the problem here, Dym is.

Can you truly afford not to trust me.

Posted: **Wed May 16, 2007 2:01 am**

Anyone who associates with the likes of Dark can not be trusted.

Posted: **Wed May 16, 2007 2:04 am**

I'm more curious as to why you're approaching me Dele Morte.

Do you think I can be swayed with Natasha?

Hold on, I see something outside my hotel room...

No time to make a new thread.

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8 am local time on the nose.

I see Lyosh outside walking.

I see 4 men lying in wait ahead of him.

I see 2 men approaching from behind him.

They're carrying poorly concealed weapons.

If you all do not hear from me again, an updated copy of my will is on its way to Holister as we speak.

Posted: **Wed May 16, 2007 2:17 am**

Argh, damnit Bert. Alright, I can be there quickly (like now), but i've never used my new gadget to teleport that far before. Anyone else have any bright ideas?

Posted: **Wed May 16, 2007 2:28 am**

Stay put Ghost, I am still already here, don't risk anything yet. I am on route to help.

Posted: **Wed May 16, 2007 9:24 am**

Look at all the mice scurrying around looking for the block of cheese.

Humans are so much fun to play games with. Except Kei. She just keeps playing with herself, even after the others have taken their balls and gone home.

Posted: **Wed May 16, 2007 1:17 pm**

I think we should lock Del Morte and dym in a room together and see who eats the other first.

Posted: **Wed May 16, 2007 1:59 pm**

I have an odd feeling Dele Morte wouldn't mind to much, and that he would be the only one walking back out.

Posted: **Wed May 16, 2007 4:36 pm**

Ron Caliburn wrote:I think we should lock Del Morte and dym in a room together and see who eats the other first.

Shadowstalker wrote:I have an odd feeling Dele Morte wouldn't mind to much, and that he would be the only one walking back out.

Like a hamburger.

Posted: **Wed May 16, 2007 5:13 pm**

Ok, why is Dele Morte so insistant on helping Bert and Natasha? I don't get that at all. Aren't both Dym and Morte bad guys, so why is Dele Morte so ready to come crashing down on Dym just because Dym is trying to kill Nat..a..l..i..a.

BERT Keep her alive at cost! DO NOT LET DYM GET HIS HANDS ON HER AGAIN!

I have a theory. I hope its right. All I can say is remember out conversation about Dele Morte Natalia, remember it. It may end up saving your life and Bert's.

Posted: **Wed May 16, 2007 5:54 pm**

We're not even in the same hospital right now and my leg has been shattered among other less serious injuries. I ain't going no where.

Posted: **Wed May 16, 2007 10:01 pm**

Who says you have to move to get somewhere? :wink:

Posted: **Wed May 16, 2007 10:19 pm**

Oh, I do hope little Natalia has forgotten her conversation. I'd hate to see anything save the Turtle's life.

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2007 1:04 am**

Voice; go f**k yourself sideways with a barbed wire drain snake and flush it out with a grain alcohol enema!

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2007 1:19 am**

You know, Ben, I do have some Vaseline and a Flaregun.

You hold these fuckers down and we'll see if it is as effective on SupNats as it is on whatever the fuck you used it on.

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2007 1:24 am**

I mush suggest you wear a slicker, the blow back is just horible, but the guy's head did light up like a funky Jack-O-Lantern.

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2007 1:26 am**

Hmmm...

Raincoat you say?

I'll keep that in mind.

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2007 1:29 am**

You also have to duct tape the nose and mouth closed. This way you can watch the guy's eyes shoot clear out of his head and his grey matter drain out his ears.

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2007 1:37 am**

How many times have you done this Ben?

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2007 1:46 am**

Trust me, you only need to see something like that once.

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2007 2:03 am**

So, what? We record it and put it up on YouTube?

I bet it'll become a huge Viral Video.

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2007 2:10 am**

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2007 2:12 am**

Call it Jack-O-Lantern Dude!

Posted: **Fri May 18, 2007 12:29 am**

How...colorful.

Posted: **Fri May 18, 2007 12:31 am**

Um... I would think such a display would actually be mostly one color...

That color just happens to be a rare shade of disturbing.