Oh for Fuck's Sake would you guys lay off already? Natasha: I would like to get to know better. Kelly I don't know well enough so I'd like to leave it at friendship. Same with the female members of Shadow's Team and Tabitha.

And I have no interest in squirrels.

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:And I have no interest in squirrels.

Nevermind the context, that is plain funny.

Oh god Kolya is turning into Larry the Cable Guy.

Shadowstalker wrote:Oh god Kolya is turning into Larry the Cable Guy.

Into who?

Holister do you want to explain this?

Shadowstalker wrote:Holister do you want to explain this?

I think I hate it already!

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:And I have no interest in squirrels.

YOU DON'T LIKE ME!!!!!!!!:cry:

Oh jeez this is so wrong on so many levels.

Hit Squirrel wrote: YOU DON'T LIKE ME!!!!!!!!:cry:

Now I didn't say I didn't like you. There's a running joke on the forum that I'll go after anything that's female. And I was responding to the others poor humor with that comment.

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:Now I didn't say I didn't like you. There's a running joke on the forum that I'll go after anything that's female. And I was responding to the others poor humor with that comment.

Emphasis mine.

I was not aware there were conditions...

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:

Hit Squirrel wrote: YOU DON'T LIKE ME!!!!!!!!:cry:

Now I didn't say I didn't like you. There's a running joke on the forum that I'll go after anything that's female. And I was responding to the others poor humor with that comment.

So you do like the squirrely girls???

*Facepalms*

Only in a platonic way.

That is very ambiguous of you.

I like it.

But, seriously, clarify.

Platonic as in non-physical sense or platonic as in woman-ness (as in, just got to be a woman).

Bert can't deny it fellas, he's a "tail" man at heart.

I like a good tale.

Ew... So I'm still confused, he's got a thing for Hit Squirrel eh?

Platonic as in Only as a Friend Ever.

You guys are seriously pissing off someone with a sniper rifle. Keep that in mind.

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:Platonic as in Only as a Friend Ever.

Just curious. the word has several meanings...

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:You guys are seriously pissing off someone with a sniper rifle. Keep that in mind.

Who? Hit Squirrel?

This is so wrong.

Poor Hit Squirrel is pissing you off? How sad.. No no, wait, Bert here said "...you guys..." hmm... Yes, still entertained by the sniper rifle

You stop picking on my Bert! Bert is a good turtle who is not really a turtle but has a shell but still isn't a turtle because he's a human. He's still nice. If you keep picking on my friend Bert Ill shoot you with a sleep seed and tie you up. Ok Bert. Bye Bye.

Being shot by a squirrel. I'd love to have that as a toe tag someday, but not now hehe. I'll stop poking fun... For now, but it's in my nature.

I'd rather go out in a more diniefiedway. Punisher style.

31 (click) 32 (click) 33 (click) - really now - 34 (click) 35 (click) - ya' don't say - 36 (click) 37 (click) 38 (click) 39 (click) 40 (click)

Mr. Holister maybe you should have a drink before you ga and do something you would regret. At least then you could say you weren't thinking clearly.

Should someone get him a fruit basket? Or perhaps a beer basket?

You guys are all right.
For a newbie Cyanide, I like your style. I say we invite him to the BBQ this summer.

I appreciate the comment. And BBQ? Meat? Foooooood! *pops open a beer* Eh, it's carbohydrates atleast.

You're not going to try and eat me are you? I hope not. I'll turn you to stone with my magic acorns it you try and eat me. Bye Bye.