MISSING: Benjamin J. Holister

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:14 pm

Well, its not your fault if you aren't familiar with American colloquialisms.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:30 pm

Yea.. you are correct.

I look forward to the day when things slow down around here.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:37 pm

Yeah, me too.

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:48 pm

And that would be when two days after we are all dead?

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:00 pm

At this rate we'll be busy even after we're all dead.

Celeste Darken · Post by **Celeste Darken** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:05 pm

Some of us already are.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:07 pm

Yup! You're proving my point for me.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:25 pm

DIRECTOR DEL CAINE*

We have news on the where abouts of that beacon...its stationary. He hasn't left where ever he is, but
the ol' kill o' meter is runnin'.

Its up to 36 confirmed kills at last count.

Keep you all updated as events unfold.

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:49 pm

To Celeste pardon me as I remove my foot from my mouth.(pop) Next what is this about a Kill-o-meter?

KonThaak · Post by **KonThaak** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:52 pm

Death...

Excellent work, Death. I know you can hear me... Do not let yourself get too injured, Death... If you need to be healed, speak my name, and it shall be done.

Once you have destroyed your opponents, you will no longer hear my voice... It will be up to you to decide what you are going to do with your life, the lives of those you encounter, and with Ben Holister's soul...

...

To everyone in Lazlo... You can thank Robin for waking me up. You can thank KT for healing Ben. You can thank me for awakening Death. And you can thank Death for saving Ben's life.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:52 pm

So where is he Caine?

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:54 pm

Ok, someone track down KT and free him of whatever the fuck is possessing him! Last I saw he jumped out of my car, while it was doing 85 down the highway and flew off as a hawk.

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 4:24 pm

Oh jeez this is just getting better and better!

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 4:27 pm

Yeah, tell me about it. I swear on All that is Good and Holy! I can't leave you guys out of my sight! Ok, well, KT was in my sight, but had I known Gabriel, his anger, had taken over I would've had him sedated and never brought him along.

Razor · Post by **Razor** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 4:30 pm

*sighs* Goddamn

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:13 pm

It is unhealthy to keep rage bottled up..

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:52 pm

Now I'm thinking its healthier for all of us if he does.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:02 pm

now perhaps.. but the idea is to prevent now from developing.

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:10 pm

I think I see what Kolya is getting at KT needs a release to let off some pressure as it were, in hopes of keeping it from getting this bad. Now just have to figure out how.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:16 pm

That is correct. (and the dilemma).,,,

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:21 pm

Meditation. Even tiny bits can help.

Of course, we know psychotherapy helps some people, too.

Oi, I really run now!

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:23 pm

Natasha wrote:Meditation. Even tiny bits can help.

Of course, we know psychotherapy helps some people, too.

Oi, I really run now!

Yea we got an early flight ... not that it matters for you since you do not sleep anyway.

BraveSirRobin · Post by **BraveSirRobin** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:28 pm

KonThaak wrote:You can thank Robin for waking me up. You can thank KT for healing Ben. You can thank me for awakening Death. And you can thank Death for saving Ben's life.

On the one hand: gee, that just makes me feel swell. :oops:

On the other hand: if that last bit is true, doesn't that disqualify this as an entirely bad thing?

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:30 pm

Robin I am not blameing you, but do you have any idea what it means when it says you woke it?

BraveSirRobin · Post by **BraveSirRobin** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:38 pm

Best I can tell you is that I did a really SHITTY job of trying to cheer KT up... :oops:

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:38 pm

Yea, think hard.. get hypnotised if you think it will help.

Bodies are mounting and Holister is in increasing danger...

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:43 pm

If I had a clue where he was I'd go deal with it!

KonThaak · Post by **KonThaak** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:26 pm

Had you sedated me, Death, and your friend as a consequence, would very likely be dead, now.

Had I not been awoken at all, and, consequently, had Death not been awoken at all, Ben would have been a liability and a hostage.

He has far fewer enemies around him now than he had this morning. In my books, that means he's safer.

Fucking deal with it, and get off my damned case.

Heh, besides, would you rather I were pulling all this off, because the druid is too fucking weak-willed to do it, or would you rather your friend have finally just snapped completely, and been yet another target for this goddamned fuckwad? This way, his family's safe, he's safe, and Death is on a rampage against your enemies.

So why the fucking goddamned HELL are you all complaining?

BraveSirRobin · Post by **BraveSirRobin** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:48 pm

Hey, I said this doesn't qualify as an ENTIRELY bad thing, didn't I?

I believe most of us are just a little concerned about how we're supposed to get Ben back in the saddle without getting killed by his alter-ego in the process.

Just make sure you give us back KT in one piece.

A. Pendragon · Post by **A. Pendragon** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 9:07 pm

So what is the situation?
Konthaak, you need backup somewhere?
And to the "Agents", I would still like to know what you have from Ben's files that show he was investigating me. This info can be sent privately.

MISSING: Benjamin J. Holister

Death makes no difference