Opperation: PURGE!

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Post by Bert_the_Turtle »

KT, I will pay for the gas. Scratch that, I'll pick you up and we can check it out together. After reading the first part of your recent AAR dealing with that vampire I have something for you.
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Post by KonThaak »

I have the rest of that story half-written... I'm just not entirely certain I'm comfortable posting it.

Kinda really awkward having to admit you were saved by a doll. >_>
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Post by Shadowstalker »

I gotta hear this please explain.
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Post by AdamaGeist »

Oi, Hollister? You want to explain to those of us who risked our lives to come and save you, your friends, and the people of your town, how asking why you want to start an active hunt of the paranormal makes us the enemy?

So far you havn't bothered to name specific targets, which seems to be what everyone is asking about. So, if you want to lead us into battle, we need to know who you're going after.

I'll be swinging on by tonight, Astraly, and checking out how you're doing. Maybe there's somthing I can do to help.
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Post by Holister »

Your just as bad as the others. You enjoy what you do. An executioner who delights in the screams of those he butchers...

When the wolves come out of their den, sometimes in order for the shepard to save his flock, he's gotta kill the herd.

Acquire target, surveillance, target, kill, acquire next target.

The innocent will no longer fear the night, the night will fear me!
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Post by AdamaGeist »

Man, this is a funny thing going on in your head, Holister... I had to come back to check my books for a few minutes, but I'll get this settled quickly.

Holister, why don't you calm down and have somthing to eat? Get a beer, relax, think about things for just a moment?
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Post by Holister »

The battleines have been drawn in the blood of the innocent. No longer will I sit idely by and allow this blasphemy to continue. I am already on my way to slay my first demon. Watch the forums, I may speak my ordeal. I see that the scrutiny and morality of Lazlo has been comprimised. Those loyal to my cause, meet me in Topeka in two days time. It is then will we lan our next course of events. Those loyal we must make our stand now, before the traiors to our noble cause destroy us!

The following members are traitors in the battle against evil:

.Shang - Li
.Kon Thaak
.Bert The Turtle

TRUST NO ONE!
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Post by Shadowstalker »

Holiter I think we need to have a chat and i would prefer not to have to tranqualize you first, but if you don't calm down some i will.
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Post by KonThaak »

Adama, can you get back to him and fix this before it gets further out of hand?

While you're at it... No offense, Kolya, but if you're "siding" with Holister, I'd like to make sure you're okay, too. Adama confirmed that something's wrong with our redneck sheriff.

Adama, I've got my cell phone. Call me ASAP. Bert and I are on the move.
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Post by Shadowstalker »

Adama if you could clue me in also, I will try to help.
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Post by A. Pendragon »

If ANYONE starts hunting operatives, friends and/or allies of The Lazlo Society/Agency, then they WILL have to deal with ME!
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Post by Holister »

Don't bother, Ive already moved on. I have to slay the demons. I have to protect them...

Acquisition No.1 made, proceeding to phase 3.

......you are ALL COWARDS. You claim to be heroes than act like it. Stand by my side and we will cleanse all of Lazlo, then we will take back the night!
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Post by KonThaak »

Pendragon, we're not hunting anyone. We're attempting an extraction and rescue of sorts.

As to Holister, I don't know what he's doing, anymore. As you can see, he's not himself.
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Post by Bearshaman »

Everyone needs to take a deep breath and calm down. Holister is simply saying that he wants to clean out the things that have been attacking fellow members of the Society. Not such creatures as myself or you, Celeste. We have not threatened the other members, nor have we launched attacks against humanity in general.

This post I believe serves as a warning to those things that think they can come on here and use this area to threaten and hunt our fellow members. 8)
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Post by Crosshair MT »

Ben I don't know you well enough to claim any right to call you out on behavior, But we did stand side ny side and back to back. We worked and bleed together to save your town, so did a lot of people on this board. Including Bert, you just called him a traitor to the Society Ben. Bert was in the thick of fighting as much as any of us in Cypress Cove, I lost my wife to things I could not control. I was a LEO and was powerless to take any action in finding her killers because I refused to risk the case being thrown out because of conflict of intrest. Don't let the death of your loved ones drive you to a path so dark it becomes all to easy to label a "problem" as a target to be eliminated.

I don't want to see you hurt any more than you are Ben, you need to decompress and stop the hunt you are on please. Delay it long enough to come see me and we can talk. If the arguement is solid and calm after you and I knock back a few brews and ribs I will help you out in hunting the target you are after currently.

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Post by KonThaak »

Guys... I seriously don't think that Ben is Ben right now. I tried simply to reason with him, calmly and rationally, and he started screaming "traitor".

That's not the Ben we know and love, and I want to find out why.

The investigation's gotta start in Cypress Cove, in his home. The dwarf said there was something in his home, and in Kolya's, and now they're screaming about a purge, and Ben, at least, is labelling everyone who doesn't stand with him a "traitor".

Something is NOT right, and I intend to find out what.

Don't worry, I'm not going unprepared... I have mental shielding spells for both Bert and myself. Adama should be able to watch my back astrally. Bert should be able to help physically.

We'll be there by nightfall. Wish us luck.
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Post by Shang Li »

Got time to swing through NYC on the way there? (i have been talking with some esteemed masters that are here).

I shall endevour to help as you aid him. (if nothing else i can make sure that you have a near endless flow of tea and enrgy to work with)
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Post by Holister »

It is done, the first demon has been slain and I have washed my hands in its unholy blood. Too bad you were not my former friends, it would have been glorious. That is one more demon that will no longer harm the innocent. One less demon to st...

Phase 3 complete, initiating phase 4. Acquisition of secondary target.

....alk the night. ....Why is their so much blood on my hands? Why can I not wipe away her tears.
Where am .....

TRAITORS!!! You refuse to fight for you are in league with them aren't you. Kyla is loyal to the cause. Even the werebeast shaman has his eyes open to the cause. Those who betray Lazlo then too shall fall as the cowardous traitors that they are.

" We must fight the good fight my comrades, and die if we must with our enemies' hearts in our hands! "
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Post by Shang Li »

My blood for theirs, Holister, I only request that my death be the traditional traitors death of having my entrails removed while I watch. I will provide the blade Holister, and I want to see the look in your eyes as you end my stay here.

If this is happens none of you (that includes you especcially Hideoshi) are to try to prevent it, or avenge my passing.

Oddly enough I feel younger, and stronger than I have in years now that i make my peace.

Bert, Kon, It has been a pleasure, and if Holister is not back to normal after this, you might want to lay low till he brings himself down
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Post by Stephen »

You are a noble man Master Li, a fool, but a noble one.Why should you needlessly have to die. Despite your honor Master li, hubris is still a sin. Why die a matyr when you live on as a hero.

Its obvious that your dear hillbilly sheriff friend has gone off the perverbial deep end. If need be I can send a team and tae care of this for you. A gift from my Society to yours. Afterall, I do owe you a favor, and the cost of a sniper's bullet is only 27 cents.

Adieu
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Post by Ron Caliburn »

Ben, I feel where you are coming from.

Trust me, there's a demon I'm battling every night . . . I wish I could finish it off so I could go deal with the other stuff in the streets around here.

I agree we need to take it to them. Need to make them cower in the darkness. Need them to fear what is hiding under their beds and in their closets. Beleive me, nothing would make me happier. There's a few faces been popping up around here I wouldn't mind rubbing out.

But I'm worried about you Ben.

You've lost sight of yourself Ben.

I know you even though I haven't met you. I meet guys like you every day. They come to my shop looking for what will help them make it through that tough shift. What will give them the chance to make it home to their wife and kids. What will let them save a life.

They are Police Officers . . . and so are you.

They serve and protect people . . . and so did you.

I agree the ebst defence is a good offence . . . but this job isn't about killing mosnters, it's about saving lives.

I think you've forgotten that Ben. You're a protector, not a killer. You're a policeman, not an assassain.

Think on it.
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Post by KonThaak »

Ron, Li-san... I'm certain this isn't Ben. I haven't made it to his home yet to confirm this, but this has to be the dwarf.

All these troubles started shortly after the dwarf mentioned something in Ben's oven, and something else in Kolya's pantry. I don't know what the dwarf is, or what it's doing, but I won't let this farce continue any longer.

We'll be at his home in an hour. Bit behind schedule, but better late than never.
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Post by Kolya »

Go away for a day or two.... I am going to continue to be out of the loop for a week or so taking care of some business back in Moscow.
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Post by Doctor Boggs »

I'll admit to being pretty new around here but i've already seen enough of Mr Holister to believe something is seriously wrong here. Wish I were close enough to help but best wishes to those in the rescue party.
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Post by A. Pendragon »

I have some clues as to where this sunburnt dwarf might be. I am gonna "look" for him. Perhaps if I can "remove" him from the equasion, Ben might become Ben again.
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Post by KonThaak »

That would be most appreciated, my friend.
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Post by Holister »

So much blood...I don't understand, where am I? I can't get to ya Molly, daddy's comin, oh god, daddy's comin. I can't reach her, I have ...to...

Phase 1 complete... Acquistion of Codename: War, Codename: Famine, Codename: Pestilence complete.
Proceeding with Phase 2: Survellance.

Do not stand in our way old man. You preach peace, harmony, and unity, when it is those like you who prevent us from doing our sworn duty. We must kill, kill them all while we still can! In order to have peace, there must be war. Sometimes, casualties are expected.

I am ready to die to defend humanity, not to become a matyr.

Fear not Lazlo, I will redeem you!!!
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Post by A. Pendragon »

Holister wrote:So much blood...I don't understand, where am I? I can't get to ya Molly, daddy's comin, oh god, daddy's comin. I can't reach her, I have ...to...

Phase 1 complete... Acquistion of Codename: War, Codename: Famine, Codename: Pestilence complete.
Proceeding with Phase 2: Survellance.

Do not stand in our way old man. You preach peace, harmony, and unity, when it is those like you who prevent us from doing our sworn duty. We must kill, kill them all while we still can! In order to have peace, there must be war. Sometimes, casualties are expected.

I am ready to die to defend humanity, not to become a matyr.

Fear not Lazlo, I will redeem you!!!

You should be the one in fear. You are the one who needs to be redeemed. You are the one who needs to be defended.
Fear the night because the night doesn't fear YOU!!!
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Post by NAIN ROUGE »

BAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!


Major Nain to ground control... Capt Holister has lost his mind......


This is Capt Holister....Capt Holister....Help me....


Minds are so easily corrupted.....



Have fun picking up the pieces folks Ol Ben is hurting...


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