Welcome to the playground.

[skeptic]

I'd be amused by your false dilemmas, if this situation weren't grave.

[Grace]

I'd be amused by your false dilemmas, if this situation weren't grave.

You'll have to forgive him. He's running on emotion. I suspect he means well but doesn't seem to see that he is not really helping anything.

And frankly, I'm starting to worry. His posting is becoming erratic.

[Grace]

It's gotten quiet again.

That doesn't seem to be a good sign around here.

[Grace]

Oh wow. I just heard the freakiest, most disturbing screams coming from outside my window...

[skeptic]

Did you investigate?

[Sophoroto]

nope he hid his head under the pillow:P...jk.

[Natasha]

Your playground....

... is boring.

[Grace]

Your playground....

... is boring.

My apologies Natasha but as it says at the beginning, no adults allowed.

Sorry for dropping off the face of the earth yesterday. The noise turned out to be someone who is unsatisfied with my work. Not a client, let me assure you. But definitely not a fan, either.

I'll tell you all more about it in war stories later. When I'm finally done telling you all about my summer vacation.

[Natasha]

Your playground....

... is boring.

My apologies Natasha <bla bla ba>

Then I forgive you.

[Grace]

Thanks MOM!

[Natasha]

And change you're diaper.

[Grace]

And change you're diaper.

Isn't that your job?

[Natasha]

Isn't that your job?

[Grace]

Isn't that your job?

Nah. My job is to make a mess.

[Natasha]

You're doing a poor job of it.

[Grace]

What do you mean?

I hardly ever pickup the bodies I drop on the ground.

Thus, I leave a mess.

[Sophoroto]

Now I know you are an amature Mr. Nemesis it isn't a mess unless you have to rebuild the walls and boat house

[Grace]

Now I know you are an amature Mr. Nemesis

You know the expression, "I have killed people for less"?

I am deliberately not using it here. That should impress most people.

Had a busy and interesting 36 hours or so. I may wind up posting it along side my current story. First I must confer with someone about which details I'm free to release.

[Sophoroto]

Glad to see you found your sense of humor Mr. Nemesis. I would hate to have to test myself against someone I concider a friend. Could get real messy and as I am not experienced in the covert arts I would most likely make a mess of it , and several here know I am a pro at making messes.

Oh and I wasn't saying you were an amature at what you do, just at making messes

[Grace]

Glad to see you found your sense of humor Mr. Nemesis. I would hate to have to test myself against someone I concider a friend. Could get real messy and as I am not experienced in the covert arts I would most likely make a mess of it , and several here know I am a pro at making messes.

Oh and I wasn't saying you were an amature at what you do, just at making messes

Ah well, that is forgivable then.

You seem like a nice kid and all. But if you're considering me a friend then I'm thinking perhaps you need to be choosier about your social contacts. Hannah said it best.

PS: You aren't all that different from my father, both of you are bad men who do bad things.

Except he's a bit more discerning about who he does bad things too.

[Sophoroto]

Hmm, well the way I see it is almost all of the people here do just about the same thing and as long as they fight against the right thing then they are on the right side. Besides you have to feed yourself and if you can make a living at killing the creatures the prey apon humanity then why not do it. Unlike some here who view mercenaries as bad or hitmen, whichever you prefer to be called, who am I to judge you as good or bad, from what I have seen you do good deeds, by my perspective, and therefore someone I choose to call friend.

Besides from the looks of it I would rather be your friend as enemy.

[Grace]

An interesting perspective.

Perhaps you are wise beyond your years.

[Sophoroto]

I get that alot, I suppose it is perhaps from the fact that I have grown up around people much older then me and never really had any friends my age other then those here at Lazlo that are my age, and I have only met them in the last couple of years. That and Mr. Greydawn says I have an interesting way of seeing the world, some see it in black and whit good or bad rightous or evil, while I see it in shades of grey colored by perspective. I almost never jump to conclusions about someone elses actions with out trying to see it from thier perspective, which I might add has gotten me into trouble more then once;).

Mr. Greydawn tells me I am one of the luckiest kids he has ever known , though I am not sure he meant it as a compliment LOL.

But for know i concider you a firend until given a reason not to.

[Grace]

But for know i concider you a firend until given a reason not to.

While there may be reasons enough already... I suppose I shall try not to introduce new ones.

[Grace]

I think when I'm done with this job, I'm going to get rip roaring drunk, grab something pretty and rock their world. Not necesarily in that order.

[Kolya]

Yea, make sure that they are pretty first.

[Grace]

Yea, make sure that they are pretty first.

Yes! Beer goggles can be a bad thing!

[Kolya]

It's like touch a hot stove, not everybody only does it once.

[Grace]

Some of us don't do it once.

[Kolya]

Some of us don't do it once.

I had ya covered.