Lazlo Society Heretics

[The Judgement]

For many years, we of the Final Judgement have watched this Society fall further and further into inequity and heresy. For years we have watched you protect and support mind-reading witches and damned sorcerers. We always knew that a Society founded on the heretical ideals of Victor Lazlo was a mistake, that it would come to no good. Still we always had hoped that you would see the light, and set aside these evil ways.

Now it is too late.

For now The Final Judgement shall purge the heresy from this society. Already we have a list of those who are to be punished for their wicked ways:
-Konthaak
-Hannah Caliburn
-Eilonwy Solstice
-Ghostspider
-Clarity Grace
-DarKnyht
-Lord Shakar
-Michael T
-Logos
-The Dark Voice (We know he has sanctuary within the Society)

Know this, should the rest of your Society stand in the way as we go about our sacred mission, then we shall have no choice but to declare a crusade against the entire Lazlo Society and cleanse you all with holy flame.

The Lord's will shall be done!!

Hallelujah

[Holister]

Hi there pal.

Hate to break this to you, but you are a dollar short and a day too late. Look around you buddy, this place is deader than disco on a Friday night in Texas.

In its hay day, the folks here would've laughed at your "bad guy of the week" rants and raves. But now in all honesty, they just don't give a donkey's ass anymore. I would say most, if not all, of those folks on your little list there haven't been around in a while, so you are wasting your time beating a dead horse.

So save yourself the time and go back to Kansas where you may get people to take you seriously.

Thank You and Have a Nice Day

Sincerely;
Benjemin J. Holister

[Grace]

Hmmm.

I see a couple of Children and a blind woman on that list.

So, you going to start on them before you work your way to those on the list that can fend for themselves? Because I wouldn't want you to bite off more than you can chew at your first go. It's best to take it slow when engaging in mass murder. Especially the mass murder of women and children.

Yeah, you're just another ballsless, hate-spewing coward with a computer and an internet connection trying your hardest to actually scare someone.

Or like the birdy says,

"You're coco for cocopuffs!"

Punk.

[Holister]

Greetin's from Maine

Listen Nemmy, yu know this guy and his type. Give him a week and we'll never hear from him again. We ned to stay focused on the real job at hand

you know ..... sacraficin' sick orphan babies to hungry demonic puppies.

Sorry, couldn't resist the tempatation.

[Grace]

Nemmy?

Anyway, don't mind me. Just felt like venting a bit.

Still, there's a lot of missing persons around here.

[Holister]

Greetin's from Maine

Actually Nemmy, I think one missin' Society member is one too many, but this sudden wave of vanishin's has got my skin crawlin' and those lil' hairs on the back of neck standin' on end.

[Grace]

Well, let's not go adding to the Official List of the Fallen Thread just yet.

[Joe Smith]

This society does seem to have a high "turnover" in members.

Does that worry me? Nah (strokes SPAS lovingly).

[Holister]

Greetin's from Maine

Well some of the ol' boys like Ronny boy and Nemmy are pokin' their heads up. Thats good. Let's see who else come's a callin'.

[GhostSpider]

Great, my name is on a list composed by a religious wack job. Color me scared.

Still, besides my usual laugh and mock the danger reaction, I don't think we should take this guy lightly just yet. We have no idea whether this guy is a nut job, of if he is for real.

[Holister]

This guy sounds like a Repuplican to me GS.

[GhostSpider]

A republican?

We have a confirmed nut job here folks.

[Holister]

Honestly, I still think the Cheney is a vampire.
Look how he sucked the life out of this country.

But I digress..gotta stop lettin' those politics cloud my judgement.

But yes, we should just stay focused on the real matter at hand, whatever that may be.

Oh yeah, right, investigatin' the supernatural in all its other worldly and often toothy glory.

[Sophoroto]

Ahh man, he didn't even mention me must be sceered, as Mr. Holister would say.

Anyway just wanted to let you guys know I am still alive and kicking along with Mr. Greydawn.

Mr. Greydawn says to tell you guys hello from him, he would say it himself, but his hands are just a little on the need to heal side, and no it was not my fault this time

Soph

[Holister]

Ahh man, he didn't even mention me must be sceered, as Mr. Holister would say.

Soph

I knew I liked that kid for a reason.

[skeptic]

For many years, we of the Final Judgement have watched this Society fall further and further into inequity and heresy. For years we have watched you protect and support mind-reading witches and damned sorcerers. We always knew that a Society founded on the heretical ideals of Victor Lazlo was a mistake, that it would come to no good. Still we always had hoped that you would see the light, and set aside these evil ways.

Now it is too late.

For now The Final Judgement shall purge the heresy from this society. Already we have a list of those who are to be punished for their wicked ways:
-Konthaak
-Hannah Caliburn
-Eilonwy Solstice
-Ghostspider
-Clarity Grace
-DarKnyht
-Lord Shakar
-Michael T
-Logos
-The Dark Voice (We know he has sanctuary within the Society)

Know this, should the rest of your Society stand in the way as we go about our sacred mission, then we shall have no choice but to declare a crusade against the entire Lazlo Society and cleanse you all with holy flame.

The Lord's will shall be done!!

Hallelujah

Which lord? You're as bat fucking crazy as those on your list.
Find a different hobby. Some of us are too busy actually working to waste time on your bullshit.

[Holister]

Hey there Skeptic, take it down a notch, my kids view these forums an' I don't need them seein' language like that. Just ignore the guy, don't fuel his fire.

Good to here from ya' though.

[Scotty]

ew we how yall are? skeptic is youzually tha furst ta offer help inny ol sumbich at rolls in here. must be havin a bad day. mebbe hes possesst? thems juss jokes nohow.

[skeptic]

Hey there Skeptic, take it down a notch, my kids view these forums an' I don't need them seein' language like that. Just ignore the guy, don't fuel his fire.

Good to here from ya' though.

This is no place for kids anyway.
Are they older than 13?

[skeptic]

ew we how yall are? skeptic is youzually tha furst ta offer help inny ol sumbich at rolls in here. must be havin a bad day. mebbe hes possesst? thems juss jokes nohow.

It's not willy nilly.
I pick and choose who I help, and I'm usually a good judge of character.
This joker is just cluttering the place up and I wanted to tell him that.

[Holister]

Yeah, but we can still keep it civil. Remember we get crackpots here like that once a week. As for my kids, no they ain't 13 but my Molly has seen her fair share of the action, just ask ...oh wait. All those Society guys from that mission are dead aren't they.

Great, now I am depressed. Feel like I'm one of the few old timers left round here. :sigh:

[Natasha]

For many years, we of the Final Judgement have watched this Society fall further and further into inequity and heresy. For years we have watched you protect and support mind-reading witches and damned sorcerers. We always knew that a Society founded on the heretical ideals of Victor Lazlo was a mistake, that it would come to no good. Still we always had hoped that you would see the light, and set aside these evil ways.

Now it is too late.

For now The Final Judgement shall purge the heresy from this society. Already we have a list of those who are to be punished for their wicked ways:
-Konthaak
-Hannah Caliburn
-Eilonwy Solstice
-Ghostspider
-Clarity Grace
-DarKnyht
-Lord Shakar
-Michael T
-Logos
-The Dark Voice (We know he has sanctuary within the Society)

Know this, should the rest of your Society stand in the way as we go about our sacred mission, then we shall have no choice but to declare a crusade against the entire Lazlo Society and cleanse you all with holy flame.

The Lord's will shall be done!!

Hallelujah

Which lord? You're as bat fucking crazy as those on your list.
Find a different hobby. Some of us are too busy actually working to waste time on your bullshit.

You don't call people "crazy", Sebastian. You made this post without missing a beat though. Are you sure you're OK?

[Holister]

Hey Natasha; hows things over in Russia. Ya' Ruskies fairin' well I hope.

[skeptic]

Yes, I'm fine although that was out of character for me.
You can't unring bells.

[Natasha]

Hey Natasha; hows things over in Russia. Ya' Ruskies fairin' well I hope.

Hi. We're keeping busy. Evil doesn't seem to mind the cold though.

[Natasha]

Yes, I'm fine although that was out of character for me.
You can't unring bells.

Perhaps Peter can have a look at you?

[skeptic]

That won't be necessary. He never finds anything anyway.

[Holister]

Neither do we, that's why were the good guys.

Well give everyone my our best Natasha. If Koyla is still breathin' tell him happy huntin'.

[GhostSpider]

Hey Natasha, how's Kolya and the gang?

Does Kat still want to off me?

[Holister]

Are ya' and Kat still at each other's throats man. Seriously GS that was goin' on before I left five months ago. Those Ruskies can certainly hold a grudge.