One more year and I'm going to have to start watching police files for cars being thrown 50+ yards off the road, aren't I?
Probably shouldn't get a part time job in the service industry, Soph... We don't want a new addition to any fast food place's menu - McHappyTelekineticpunch just doesn't sound that appetizing.
Put everything into what you're doing, use everything you've got, or I'm afraid you won't live to regret it.
Malakai, you're not funny. You're not even slightly irritating. As long as we're on the subject of asses, you're not a hemorrhoid, you're a hole. You just keep spewing shit, and you don't know when to stop.
You think you're bugging us, riling us up... Instead, you just beat at the same jokes over and over again.
Take some time off, go buy a new dirty joke book, and come back when you have more than three jokes, kthxbai.
I am not A bitch...I am THE bitch. And to you, I'm MS Bitch.