Bounty!

Jeremiah Dark · Post by **Jeremiah Dark** » Thu May 10, 2007 2:16 pm

"You have brought this fate upon yourselves Lazlites.

I here by offer a sziable bounty for he deaths of key Lazlo Society Members.

FIFTY MILLION DOLLARS each for the heads plus some rare occult incentives.

Ron Caliburn
Bert_the_Turtle
Shadowstalker
Kon Thaak

I will also pay out TEN MILLION DOLLARS each for the verified death of any of lesser member of The Society.

Note that Ghostspider is off limits, for special reasons, anyone goes after him, they will pay with their lives.
{Courtesy of The Dark Voice}.

Winner of this contest will also receive The Eye of Ages and the power words required to activate it plus the hidden location of yet another of those Armageddeon Seals.

You should really check your mail more often Benny Boy the stuff you receive from your admiring fans.

Let the good times roll Boss.

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Thu May 10, 2007 2:20 pm

I'm off limits?

I feel insulted. And where is Dark getting the money to pay for this?

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu May 10, 2007 2:28 pm

Can Society members collect the reward for other Society members?

Don't glare at me like that! I'm just asking! :wink:

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Thu May 10, 2007 2:28 pm

You really think that anyone with the brains to pull that off is dumb enough to trust you?

The Dark Voice · Post by **The Dark Voice** » Thu May 10, 2007 2:31 pm

I wouldn't be surprised if dym wants to collect the reward on Kolya's team.

Yes Spider, you are off limits. Can't have some fool killing you, not when we are so close to my master's return. The vessel is mine again and you know what that means. :twisted:

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Thu May 10, 2007 2:46 pm

That you're going to make more empty threats and run like a coward when we find you? :lol:

Koralth · Post by **Koralth** » Thu May 10, 2007 3:47 pm

why can I imagine that these numbers can only have been thought up while he was smoking the hooka? Where the hell is he getting his financing if he wasn't just pulling the numbers out of his ass while on a pipe-dream?

I note that I was omitted on the list. A mistake that you won't be around long enough for to regret.

Jeremiah Dark · Post by **Jeremiah Dark** » Thu May 10, 2007 4:28 pm

"Oh you weren't forgotten Zackery, you are just my special lil' play thing right now, and I want the sole satifaction of ruining your life.

Maybe you need more incentive officer, and I know just how to do it.

As for our discussion last night Zackery, hospital or station house, your choice. Pick one, the other lives.
Pick none, they both die.

You have until tonight to contact me.

Hear from you soon Boss."

A. Pendragon · Post by **A. Pendragon** » Thu May 10, 2007 4:54 pm

What no bounty on me? Shit. Oh well.

dym · Post by **dym** » Thu May 10, 2007 4:59 pm

I don't need money.

Just the pleasure.

Aleksandr, I have seen the future, and you're not in it.

A. Pendragon · Post by **A. Pendragon** » Thu May 10, 2007 5:06 pm

dym wrote:I don't need money.

Just the pleasure.

Aleksandr, I have seen the future, and you're not in it.

is that dym as in dim witted?

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Thu May 10, 2007 5:09 pm

What no bounty on me? Shit. Oh well.

Hey, at least your not off limits.

dym · Post by **dym** » Thu May 10, 2007 5:24 pm

A. Pendragon wrote:
dym wrote:I don't need money.

Just the pleasure.

Aleksandr, I have seen the future, and you're not in it.
is that dym as in dim witted?

:P
Russian word for smoke.

DarKnyht · Post by **DarKnyht** » Thu May 10, 2007 7:12 pm

Hey, I have been left off this list too. Not that I am complaining, I would rather be thought a small threat and get to be the one that kicks their collective ass from out of no where. :-)

DarKnyht · Post by **DarKnyht** » Thu May 10, 2007 7:13 pm

Btw, good to see you back online. Thanks for the help in Pittsburgh.

A. Pendragon · Post by **A. Pendragon** » Thu May 10, 2007 7:25 pm

DarKnyht wrote:Btw, good to see you back online. Thanks for the help in Pittsburgh.

Yeah, no problem. It was good working with you. I would have started reporting on our battle with the Vamps, but I was injured by their master. I havent been feeling too well.

DarKnyht · Post by **DarKnyht** » Thu May 10, 2007 9:07 pm

Injured? I didn't see you get injured by him, but then he was moving fast and most of what happened between you was a blur for me.

Here I thought the simple knife wound was what really put you down. It is good that you are back though, there are new wannabes to be dealt with.

KonThaak · Post by **KonThaak** » Fri May 11, 2007 3:24 am

"Hi, I just took out X and Y. I want my bounties." "Hey, great. Lookit me, I'm evil! Lemme go knock over a few dozen banks and hope I can get my hands on enough money to pay you. Or I could save myself the trouble and kill you! MAN I'm evil!"

If I make finger puppets of this idiot, do you think they'd work as voodoo dolls? Or are finger puppets too sophisticated for the likes of the singing bullfrog?

GhostSpider · Post by **GhostSpider** » Fri May 11, 2007 9:22 am

Deathblaster · Post by **Deathblaster** » Wed May 16, 2007 1:00 pm

Wht Im not on there? I;m insulted.

Really.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed May 16, 2007 1:01 pm

We don't need another reason to take you out Deathblaster.

Be thankful there isn't anything beyond the minimum reward for you.

Deathblaster · Post by **Deathblaster** » Wed May 16, 2007 1:05 pm

I dont need reawrds I need ammo!

KonThaak · Post by **KonThaak** » Wed May 16, 2007 6:10 pm

Bert, he's stealing your lines.

Then again, maybe not... When have I ever known you to need ammo? XD

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed May 16, 2007 6:17 pm

The fight in the shadow realm in the hospital, the werepanther blitzkreig, uhhh... when my squad was wiped out...

You notice a pattern of my running out of ammo being a really really bad thing.

KonThaak · Post by **KonThaak** » Wed May 16, 2007 6:19 pm

Yeah, I can see your obsessive need for enough bullets.

...

Just realized that sounded almost insulting. It wasn't intended as such.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed May 16, 2007 6:28 pm

Suuuuure. Bastard. >_<

Hehehe :lol:

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Wed May 16, 2007 7:34 pm

Come on guys, we all know Bert buys bullets in bulk. He trods on down to BJ's and gets a 5,000 count box to get him through the week.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed May 16, 2007 7:42 pm

Hahaha. Actually I've been buying from Ron.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Wed May 16, 2007 8:34 pm

So Ron works for BJ's. I knew it!

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed May 16, 2007 8:48 pm

Somehow I don't think he accepts those sorts of favors in return for merchandice.