St Patrick's Day Blarney

Cyanide · Post by **Cyanide** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:55 pm

Err who me? No, squirrel isn't a regular thing for me... Come to think of it, I've never had and never will have a taste for such a small creature, I'd go after another human before I did that.

Greydawn · Post by **Greydawn** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:59 pm

Hit Squirrel wrote:You're not going to try and eat me are you? I hope not. I'll turn you to stone with my magic acorns it you try and eat me. Bye Bye.

Wouldn't think of eating you Ms. Hit Squirrel. I prefer beef and seafood.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:42 pm

Used to hunt squirrel back in the compound . . . had to eat a few back when I was homeless too.

One day, when I was on the streets, I thought I had lucked out when a car hit a dog right in front of me.

More food for me that night than I'd had in about 2 months.

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:47 pm

Desperation is never a good thing, but alot of people have to do stuff like that just to survive.
You may want to inform Hit Squirrel that you don't hunt Squirrels anymore there Ron? Just so she doesn't freak on you.

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:53 pm

Nowadays I only hunt what hunts humans.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:42 am

Which is prolly gonna be Hit Squirrel if you don't tell her you don't hunt squirrel anymore :lol:

Hit Squirrel · Post by **Hit Squirrel** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:06 am

RON IS GOING TO HUNT ME AND EAT ME! AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Hide me. Hes going to eat me!
I should have known he eats squirrels. He has a cat! Cats eat squirrels. RON IS A CAT!
Now wonder he eats squirrels.
Im watching you mr ron the cat man who eats innocent cute squirrels. I have a BOOM seed with your name on it. Wait? No I don't. Bert has all my seeds. Im so silly. Please don't eat me? Protect me Bert!

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:12 am

Ron isn't gonna eat you. Mr. Fluffers might but I doubt it.

Hit Squirrel · Post by **Hit Squirrel** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:17 am

You'll protect me from the bad kitty won't you. I don't like cats! Cats are bad. They eat squirrels!!! If I had my seeds
I would shoot him with one or throw a magic acorn at him. Bad kitty. You won't eat me!
Right Bert? You'll protect me from the bad kitty. Bert is my human friend wh really isn't a turtle. I like Bert. He should be a squirrel? Hummm....Bye Bye

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:22 am

Like Bert said Ron is not going to eat you Hit Squirrel, and I think Mr. Fluffers prefers Canned cat food I think to Squirrels. So not to many worries there.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:22 am

O_o

No I do not want to be a squirrel and you need to exercise a little restraint in how you deal with things.

Maybe I should hang on to those glowing seeds until we have a talk about the responsibility of being able to change someone's form and alter their life forever...

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:27 am

The Turtle charm strikes again?

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:31 am

Shadow, are you telling me that you enjoy living just a little too much and need more pain in your daily life? I can accomodate. :twisted:

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 2:20 am

(Falling down laughing.) Just making an observation, before somebody else does. I am not suggesting that you get turned into a Squirrel, you wouldn't be able to use any of your guns then. :lol:

Hit Squirrel · Post by **Hit Squirrel** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 2:30 am

I could make Bert a seed rifle just like mine. We could assassinate monsters together. That would be so cool!!! He could be my boy squuirrel. Nah he belongs to all those other girls. I could turn them into squirrels and I could have more squirrel girl friends!!!
Then I could turn Bert into a squirrel or maybe a chipmunk. No no no I know. I could turn him into a wolf. I like wolves. The sing so pretty.
I have a wolf friend named Lakota. Shes nice too. Do you want to be a wolf? You'ld be all furry and holw and chase me all day. Ooooo wait? Maybe Ishould just turn you into a chipmunk instead. This way you don't eat me by accident. Well ok now. Bye Bye.

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 2:53 am

Hit Squirrel I think Bert would like to stay a human being. If you made him a Squirrel or anything else he would likely be very mad at you. So I would say you shouldn't try, ok.

Hit Squirrel · Post by **Hit Squirrel** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 2:19 pm

Ok then. I don't want my good friend Bert mad at me. Maybe I could become human again! But I only have 3 glowy seeds left and I really shouldn't waste them. I have to wait for The White Owl to bring me some in the summer. I only see him twice a year. Why is that? He comes just before Present Day with the shiny decorations and big green trees and just after the little boys and girls get out of school. I wonder why?
Aww well. I get them anyway.
Does anyone else want to be turned into an animal? The glowy seeds can also make good monsters animals or people but I prefer making them into animals so I have more friends to play with. Like ,y good friend Cleo here. Cleo is very very shy. She's only a few weeks old but boy she got big fast! I guess flying lizards grow pretty big? Well I have to scamper off and help fight the sewer monsters again. Bye Bye.

KonThaak · Post by **KonThaak** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 6:53 pm

The Summer and Winter Solstice...? But why would...

...

Hit Squirrel, could I be there when the White Owl next visits you, please?

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 8:50 am

Like I said, it's been years since I hunted a squirrel. No desire to do so nowadays.

Deathblaster · Post by **Deathblaster** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 12:51 pm

Never got a chance to pst this. I luv Saint Patty's Day.

Viva la Gren!