St Patrick's Day Blarney

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:28 pm

Oh for Fuck's Sake would you guys lay off already? Natasha: I would like to get to know better. Kelly I don't know well enough so I'd like to leave it at friendship. Same with the female members of Shadow's Team and Tabitha.

And I have no interest in squirrels. :evil:

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:40 pm

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:And I have no interest in squirrels.

Nevermind the context, that is plain funny.

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:48 pm

Oh god Kolya is turning into Larry the Cable Guy. :lol:

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:50 pm

Shadowstalker wrote:Oh god Kolya is turning into Larry the Cable Guy.

Into who?

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:52 pm

Holister do you want to explain this?

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:53 pm

Shadowstalker wrote:Holister do you want to explain this?

I think I hate it already!

Hit Squirrel · Post by **Hit Squirrel** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:18 am

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:And I have no interest in squirrels.

YOU DON'T LIKE ME!!!!!!!!:cry:

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:56 am

Oh jeez this is so wrong on so many levels. :shock:

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 11:08 am

Hit Squirrel wrote: YOU DON'T LIKE ME!!!!!!!!:cry:

Now I didn't say I didn't like you. There's a running joke on the forum that I'll go after anything that's female. And I was responding to the others poor humor with that comment.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:11 pm

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:Now I didn't say I didn't like you. There's a running joke on the forum that I'll go after anything that's female. And I was responding to the others poor humor with that comment.

Emphasis mine.

I was not aware there were conditions... :twisted:

Cyanide · Post by **Cyanide** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:17 pm

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:
Hit Squirrel wrote: YOU DON'T LIKE ME!!!!!!!!:cry:

Now I didn't say I didn't like you. There's a running joke on the forum that I'll go after anything that's female. And I was responding to the others poor humor with that comment.

So you do like the squirrely girls???

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:49 pm

*Facepalms*

Only in a platonic way.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:59 pm

That is very ambiguous of you.

I like it.

But, seriously, clarify.

Platonic as in non-physical sense or platonic as in woman-ness (as in, just got to be a woman).

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:00 pm

Bert can't deny it fellas, he's a "tail" man at heart. :mrgreen:

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:03 pm

I like a good tale.

Cyanide · Post by **Cyanide** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:10 pm

Ew... So I'm still confused, he's got a thing for Hit Squirrel eh? :lol:

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:16 pm

Platonic as in Only as a Friend Ever.

You guys are seriously pissing off someone with a sniper rifle. Keep that in mind.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:29 pm

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:Platonic as in Only as a Friend Ever.

Just curious. the word has several meanings...

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:You guys are seriously pissing off someone with a sniper rifle. Keep that in mind.

Who? Hit Squirrel?

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:36 pm

This is so wrong. :lol:

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:46 pm

Cyanide · Post by **Cyanide** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:35 pm

Poor Hit Squirrel is pissing you off? How sad.. No no, wait, Bert here said "...you guys..." hmm... Yes, still entertained by the sniper rifle

Hit Squirrel · Post by **Hit Squirrel** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:47 am

You stop picking on my Bert! Bert is a good turtle who is not really a turtle but has a shell but still isn't a turtle because he's a human. He's still nice. If you keep picking on my friend Bert Ill shoot you with a sleep seed and tie you up. Ok Bert. Bye Bye.

Cyanide · Post by **Cyanide** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 3:33 am

Being shot by a squirrel. I'd love to have that as a toe tag someday, but not now hehe. I'll stop poking fun... For now, but it's in my nature.

Deathblaster · Post by **Deathblaster** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:31 pm

I'd rather go out in a more diniefiedway. Punisher style.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:01 pm

31 (click) 32 (click) 33 (click) - really now - 34 (click) 35 (click) - ya' don't say - 36 (click) 37 (click) 38 (click) 39 (click) 40 (click)

Greydawn · Post by **Greydawn** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:09 pm

Mr. Holister maybe you should have a drink before you ga and do something you would regret. At least then you could say you weren't thinking clearly.

Cyanide · Post by **Cyanide** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:17 pm

Should someone get him a fruit basket? Or perhaps a beer basket?

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:24 pm

You guys are all right.
For a newbie Cyanide, I like your style. I say we invite him to the BBQ this summer.

Cyanide · Post by **Cyanide** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:26 pm

I appreciate the comment. And BBQ? Meat? :shock:

Foooooood! *pops open a beer* Eh, it's carbohydrates atleast.

Hit Squirrel · Post by **Hit Squirrel** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:35 pm

You're not going to try and eat me are you? I hope not. I'll turn you to stone with my magic acorns it you try and eat me. Bye Bye.