St Patrick's Day Blarney

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:31 am

I can see it all so clearly -

Bert & Kelly have kids...

Bert - "Hey guys, does this puppy have my eyes or what?"

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:31 am

We met over the corpse of a demon army in a hell-dimension. I asked her, "Who and What are you and why shouldn't I shoot you right now?"

I'm quite the charmer :lol:

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:42 am

I am guessing it could have to do with the fact you even asked.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:45 am

According to her, he was like a knight in shining kevlar.
It was truly love at first sight. Puppy love as it were :mrgreen:

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:45 am

Could be

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:49 am

Should I get in touch with Tabitha for you, and tell her it just won't work out with the two of you, because you already have a Were-Wolf with a crush on you? :shock:

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:51 am

You know what they say about were-babes there Shades; they like it (edited due to the onset of sobriety). :twisted:

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:53 am

Hmm? I wonder what Kelly would do if Bert and I told her about some of your comments here?

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:03 am

Its after 2 AM, I had my beer, and Im a lil' nutty right now. She might understand, then again, I may have to take stock in some silver bullets

Shadowstalker · Post by **Shadowstalker** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 3:39 am

I don't know about going that far, but I have a feeling she would still beat your but all over town.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:21 am

Well, I just got a threat of, "Your lucky I cage myself on full moons Benjamin Jeremiah Holister."

The whole name is never good.

But Bert, she sort of had a BRIDES magazine under her arm with your name scribbled over the front page.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:24 am

Did you ever give her (there were-chick) a pearl necklace? (another Sasha question).

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:26 am

Ben: I might be avoiding Crabapple Cove for awhile. :lol:

Kolya: Tell Sasha to go fornicate himself with a red hot iron poker.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:27 am

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:Ben: I might be avoiding Crabapple Cove for awhile.

Kolya: Tell Sasha to go fornicate himself with a red hot iron poker.

I avoid the crabs at all costs.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:28 am

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:Kolya: Tell Sasha to go fornicate himself with a red hot iron poker.

"Ah, so he did. Yay!" was the response.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:31 am

Ok, Sasha is due for an ass-kicking. You wanna help Ben?

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:36 am

Perhaps you should be asking Sarah instead of Holister?

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:37 am

Shoot, I'll bring the beer & whiskey and we'll do this up right. We'll show these commies what a good ol' fashion Irish ass kicking is like.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:57 am

Just... let me stop.... laughing first....

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:58 am

Sounds good Ben, but we'll bring Kelly too :twisted:

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:59 am

Anyone else you need to bring?

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:00 am

I dunno, think Molly could take Kolya? :lol:

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:14 am

Lets see..

"Hey Molly, Mr. Kolya just broke your Sponge Bob DVD."

Give her a flashbang and she's good to go right now. :twisted:

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:16 am

Hahaha!

That's the Molly I know!

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:31 am

I would punt her across the room before her little fingers could get the pin out. :mrgreen:

Shang Li · Post by **Shang Li** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:13 pm

Might not be a good idea though Mr. Koyla. Spirits seem to like the little girl. Wrathfull spirits can put a little bit of a damper on a party. (I.E. make sure you keep an eye out for ghosts, both before, and especially after.) That and remember the miraculous feats people have pulled off when their child is in danger.

Mr. Bert, Mr. Holister you both know better than to endanger a little girl over your own machismo - you should both be ashamed of yourselves. (teaching her how to use what one of my friends calls "flash and gas" however may prove prudent down the road)

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:38 pm

Flash and Gas - is that Holister and Bert?

Of course I would not have punted Molly. I would have taken the grenade out of her hand.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:44 pm

And we would never endanger Molly (or any child) like that without serious and dire reasons. But Molly is a tough kid and I for one like to joke about it.

Shang Li · Post by **Shang Li** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:53 pm

Ahh, I am sorry then, I still on occasion do not understand when things are meant in humor. I admit I do tend to take some things a little too seriously at times.

Again I apoligize to all involved for the misundertanding, this old man is quite foolish.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:54 pm

Alright, Gas.