Unexpected visitors

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:07 pm

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:Natasha: You had to sell your home to afford bluejeans? I'm not quite graping what you said.

Mya, it is joke.

Once upon a time, people would spend months of salary for one pair of blue jeans. Before my time, though. Kolya probably recalls...

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:08 pm

Levi never made the deal Pepsi made...

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:09 pm

Aha! Alright. Oddly enough, Bluejeans were initially made form Tent Canvas for Miners because they were forever tearing and ruining their pants in the mines. When did the working man's pants become designer fashion? Life is wierd.

Holister · Post by **Holister** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:09 pm

Hi Bert...

Stop feelin' up that Russian woman and listen up. You are to bring me back at least one Russian AK-47 7.62MM round before you get home. Or I will rat your horn doggin' - skirt chasin' self to Del Caine.

Carry on...

:shock:

She's how old! Oh Bert that's just wrong.. :roll:

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:10 pm

I'll do my best Ben :lol:

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:14 pm

Very old. She looks rather good for her age, actually.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:18 pm

kolya, so she's the grandmother of who on your team?

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:28 pm

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:kolya, so she's the grandmother of who on your team?

good one... you hurtful bastard

:mrgreen:

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:29 pm

I wasn't sure if you were kidding or not for a moment there, :lol:

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Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:33 pm

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:I wasn't sure if you were kidding or not for a moment there, .

Me, too, until I see Mr Green...

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:33 pm

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:I wasn't sure if you were kidding or not for a moment there, .

Good

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:36 pm

You're evil! haha :wink:

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:38 pm

So, I'm staying with this nice, if odd, old woman in her large apartment.

The rooms are huge but she just keeps walking the same narrow path around here. The place needs a good cleaning too, and its mostly empty except for some cheap furniture.

The food so far has been good. And the apartment was Bug Free. (I'm seriously wondering if my Bug Detector is working at this point. I'm almost disappointed.)

So, when she hasn't been stuffing me full of food I've been fixing odds and ends and doing some light cleaning here and there.

I really wish I spoke Russian. :roll:

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:41 pm

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:And the apartment was Bug Free. (I'm seriously wondering if my Bug Detector is working at this point. I'm almost disappointed.)

I wonder, too...

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 9:20 pm

Things have been pretty quiet here. We don't speak the same language so talking is moot. I hope she picks up on my appreciation of her kindnes, they say actions speak louder than words anyway.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 10:15 pm

With any luck things will stay quiet until we get back.

Natasha is coming by with some clothes. Do not mind the XXXL size; here that is about the same as XL in the States

If things do not stay quiet, however, try not to wander too far. Security forces are very trigger happy still after the terror acts a while back.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 10:16 pm

oh yea, thanks for helping her out like you are.

I know that she appreciates it.

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 10:17 pm

Alrighty. I'll just hold up like a good turtle.

Razor · Post by **Razor** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:18 am

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:I hope she picks up on my appreciation of her kindnes, they say actions speak louder than words anyway.

Beeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrt???

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:23 am

*points at his previous comments about cleaning and fixing things*

*Smacks Razor upside the head*

Razor · Post by **Razor** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:30 am

*takes the smack and shakes his head grinning* I'm just givin' ya shit man.

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:32 am

Seriously Holi...er Razor

Razor · Post by **Razor** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:36 am

Hahaha... sorry, Dave, I mean Holister's not here man! *cheech voice*

Kolya · Post by **Kolya** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:39 am

cheech?

Natasha · Post by **Natasha** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:45 am

I hope the clothes fit Bert. It is early evening here in Nalchik and I am hungry. In your pocket is some currency...

I go talk to the old lady for a bit.

Razor · Post by **Razor** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:50 am

Cheech Marin from Cheech & Chong

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:53 am

They fit very well. Thank you Natasha.

So, any idea when it'll be safe for me to make it to the embassy?

And if you're suggesting I take you out to dinner, it sounds good to me. :wink:

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:08 am

Don't do it Bert . . . half the guys here would never forgive you!

Bert_the_Turtle · Post by **Bert_the_Turtle** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:17 am

Only Half!? Are you kidding? I'll be lynched as soon as I step foot back on American soil (that isn't an embassy).

Ron Caliburn · Post by **Ron Caliburn** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:20 am

I dunno, depends if the Mariens see her drop you off . . .

I figure about half because of those here who are already committed or are not interested in women.