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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:32 am
by Holister
Th truth be told, The Lazlo Society ruined my life. It took so much from me, and gave back squat. Yet I kept fighting, and all for what? Everyone I ever cared about is dead and my life is ruins.

I don't want your respect or your pitty, and if I want some dammable evaluation of my life or psyche I will be sure to beat it out of you.

Tomorrow I enter the crypt, and by this time tomorrow night the cross will be mine.

After that, I have a promise I have to keep.

So just stay the Hell out of my way.


Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:37 am
by concrete_Angel
Oh, waaaaaaah!

Like you're the only one that's happened to? Tell me where the hell my family is, then we'll talk.
Besides, you're just outright lying now, so go ahead and go. We'll REALLY miss you now. :roll:

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:39 am
by GhostSpider
Dele Morte has created a fine pupil indeed.

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:41 am
by KonThaak
Yeah, we all know how important promises are to you... You promised to serve and protect. Instead, you're turning your back on everyone and everything.

Molly is still alive, and so is the reincarnation of Celeste. Sorry, I don't buy your pining about "everyone you ever cared about being dead". That's bullshit. As far as I'm concerned, so is you getting squat back from the Society... You had good times here.

You don't want my respect or pity? Good, 'cuz you ain't gettin' it.

You don't want my evaluation of your life or psyche? Tough shit, 'cuz you just got it.

It wasn't the Society that ruined your life... Your life would've been fucked if you'd never come here. Actually, it probably would've been worse for you. Dele Morte would've turned you into Death at a point in time where you didn't have us to come help you... What likely would've transpired is either that we would've killed you back then, or you would've killed us, and gone on to kill everyone else.

So don't go blaming us for shit that ain't our fault. Everything that's happened to you would've happened regardless of whether or not we exist.

Get off your damned ivory tower and open your eyes, Ben... You have prior promises that should override the promise you're talking about here.

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:52 am
by Logos
Really, you've left us all in a state of apathy. Me, anyway. You've disgusted me, Holister, and Angel's right, I can't let the likes of you getting me down. Pearls before swine, after all.

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:54 am
by Holister
Go F**K yourself cement-Pigeon. Last thing I need is some half ass ookie telling me my business. With a kid like you, now wonder your family abandoned you.

As for Celeste, she's dead, that f**king SOB Ron killed her and got away with it. Whoever the Hell is claiming to be her, that ain't right.

As for one last point, what does this Molly of Bert's got to do with me anyway?


Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:56 am
by concrete_Angel
From you, baby, I'll accept that as a compliment!

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:57 am
by Bert_the_Turtle
The Society didn't ruin your life Ben. Many of us have charged head long into danger to save you and the people you care about.

Any problems have been because of your own poor decision making. We went to Maine to stop a demon invasion, we stopped Death, we charged into a Shadow Realm, if you honestly believe all that was because of the Society, well you have a poor memory.

I'm going to be taking care of your little girl with the pretty violet eyes. If you need my help you know where to find me.

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:00 am
by concrete_Angel
Hear that? YOUR girl, another one of those "dead" people, I guess.

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:02 am
by Shadowstalker
Molly is your Niece you idoit. A young girl with talent with FlashBangs, called you Daddy, your sister trusted you to be there to take care of Molly if anything happened to her. I wish to hell nothing had ever happened to your sister Sarah but it did, at the hands of that Fuck Loki.
Get your head out of your Ass!

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:03 am
by Holister
Now you are the one with the faulty memory Bert. I have never been to Maine, I do not what a Shadow Realm is, and what little girl of mine, I don't have any kids.

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:03 am
by Logos
Ignore him, he said he'd be meeting his maker soon anyway. This ungrateful wretch doesn't give a shit about what you all say, so don't even bother trying to talk him out of whatever he's got planned.

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:03 am
by GhostSpider
Thank for your words of wisdom Belladrox, now I have to go give myrself a rectal exam with a razorwire drain snake.


I went ahead and corrected that for you.

Should've known, this is not Holister. Yet another of his many screwed up personalities. Oh, and whoever the fuck you are, make comments like that again and i'll put you down like the rabid dog you are.

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:05 am
by concrete_Angel
Dude, now he's just blatantly lying.

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:07 am
by Shadowstalker
Great you are majorly fucked in the head there Holister. Where do you think you came from, where did you meet any of us.

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:14 am
by Holister
Go f**k yourselves. I don't need to listen to this crap from some possessed freak job and some prom night water baby. So the both of you, sorry, three of you can bath in battery acid for all I care.

And I have no idea who the hell you are Logos, but you really have me confused with someone else.

Shadow, I have no niece. To have a niece, I would have to have a sister. I am an only child and I live in Wyoming.

What the Hell are you trying to pull.

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:16 am
by Logos
OK, so, off the deep end with some amnesia for more recent events?

And while we're at this little game, F**k you too, Holister.

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:16 am
by Bert_the_Turtle
Ben, you lived in Maine. Your sister had Molly. You have a dog named Duke.

Ok! I want everything there is to know about this artifact he's going after and I want it now! Where is it? What is it? Everything.

Someone get a psychic or magic trace on Ben. I don't care how you do it, but I need it as soon as possible.

I also want theories about what we know.

I want some answers by morning!

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:20 am
by concrete_Angel
Hey Bert, what do you think's up? I thought he was just baiting people, but he's obviously more messed up than I thought.

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:22 am
by Bert_the_Turtle
Some minds are like fortresses. Formidable defenses against anything that is levied against them.


Holister's mind is more like a rusty colander.

Somebody fucked with his brain again and we gotta go fix it.

I don't wanna see Molly cry over losing her Uncle Ben anymore.

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:23 am
by GhostSpider
Possesed freak job? So says the mulitple personalitied nut case. Pots and kettles I guess. Frankly, I vote we let him go off the deep end. Maybe we'll get lucky and he'll hit rock bottom, at terminal velocity.

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:26 am
by Bert_the_Turtle
Ghost, I have a hard enough time dealing with Belly Aches. Don't make me have less regrets for trying to hurt him by smacking you upside the head.

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:26 am
by Shadowstalker
Messed up doesn't begin to cover it. Ben you had two siblings, a older Brother who is also dead, He was a L.E.O. as well, Died on the job I think. You didn't talk all that much about him.

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:29 am
by Shadowstalker
I hate to say this but if Ben doesn't get his shit together soon, someone is going to take him out to keep him from hurting an innocent.

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:32 am
by Bert_the_Turtle
Every time he's lost his marbles I've been ready to pull that trigger. I wouldn't let anyone else carry that weight. I won't ask anyone else to explain to Molly why her daddy had to die. I also won't let anyone do it until its absolutely necessary.

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:40 am
by Shadowstalker
Yeah well this time it may be Terminal, I am all for using the Clue Bat a few times first to see if we can knock some sense back into him, but if that doesn't work...

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:41 am
by concrete_Angel
"Every time"? How many times does this happen???

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:41 am
by Bert_the_Turtle
If that doesn't work then we'll try plans B and C and D and E and when we're done with the alphabet we'll start using numbers too.

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:41 am
by Bert_the_Turtle
concrete_Angel wrote:"Every time"? How many times does this happen???


Uhhh... more often than I'd like to admit.

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:45 am
by concrete_Angel
Is it ALWAYS like this, or is he trying something new this time?