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by Reckoner
Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:18 pm
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: Offering my services
Replies: 142
Views: 5590

Re: Offering my services

I can be in DC by morning if you think you might need backup.
by Reckoner
Fri Feb 12, 2010 6:42 pm
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: Offering my services
Replies: 142
Views: 5590

Re: Offering my services

I've PM'ed Technocrat and am awaiting contact. I know what it sounds like, but now that I know what Khavik is, let me take a shot at him the next time you head out.
by Reckoner
Fri Feb 12, 2010 6:32 pm
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: Offering my services
Replies: 142
Views: 5590

Re: Offering my services

Holister wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll:

What? You asked for my help, right? Taking out Khavik is one thing, taking out the source of the disease will fix him AND whatever other lives it's ruining.
by Reckoner
Fri Feb 12, 2010 6:15 pm
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: Offering my services
Replies: 142
Views: 5590

Re: Offering my services

I just read up a bit on this Khavik prick. Get me close enough and not only am I sure I can hurt him, but it'll give me a chance to use him as a foci to find the damnable thing that empowers him in the first place so I can take it out. And while I do it, I'll let it know that it has Khavik to thank ...
by Reckoner
Fri Feb 12, 2010 12:18 pm
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: Offering my services
Replies: 142
Views: 5590

Re: Offering my services

Yea if you like to jam, take those fuckers on. Just don't sleep alone if you do. Or at all if you can manage it. If you need the help, send me your intel. But if you all have a history with these schmucks, I can wear down their defenses while you take them down. Your bad guys, your collars. I'm not...
by Reckoner
Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:45 am
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: Offering my services
Replies: 142
Views: 5590

Re: Offering my services

Khavik & Not Ron, the top two on The Society's most wanted list. You kill gods, then this should be a cake walk through the daisies for ya'. You're gonna have to give me more info. Unless these guys are slobbering, purely evil filled monsters, I don't just kill indiscriminately. Send me more in...
by Reckoner
Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:24 am
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: Offering my services
Replies: 142
Views: 5590

Re: Offering my services

Holister wrote:I wonder if we should have this guy go wack Khavik and Not Ron?

Whoa! Hold on! Whack who? Talk to me.
by Reckoner
Thu Feb 11, 2010 6:51 pm
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: Offering my services
Replies: 142
Views: 5590

Re: Offering my services

Joe Smith wrote:You need a TV commercial.

"WE'RE READY TO BELIEVE YOU!"

Yeah, I've met a franchise of those guys. Decent, but once they came across something that wasn't a ghost and they weren't equipped for it. That's where I stepped in and mollywopped the f'ing thing.
by Reckoner
Thu Feb 11, 2010 6:49 pm
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: Offering my services
Replies: 142
Views: 5590

Re: Offering my services

You fight ancient gods??? I doubt that anyone here could afford your services. Well, Mephisto might be able to afford a consultation. Look, compensation is good, but I don't do this for the money. I've dealt with some nasty beasties, one of the absolute worst was in the Japanese Triangle. It was wo...
by Reckoner
Thu Feb 11, 2010 3:47 pm
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: Offering my services
Replies: 142
Views: 5590

Offering my services

As the creator and CEO of Dead Rekoning Inc., I've been through a lot before finding my way to the Lazlo Society. My signature of 'Professional paranormal extermination, specializing in zombies, undead, monsters, demons and world-devouring ancient gods' isn't just a tagline. They're things I've had ...
by Reckoner
Tue Feb 09, 2010 3:08 pm
Forum: Conspiracy Theory, Myth or Reality?
Topic: Could a vampire be stalkin' New Orleans?
Replies: 34
Views: 1397

Re: Could a vampire be stalkin' New Orleans?

I know, I've seen those reasons firsthand.
by Reckoner
Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:33 pm
Forum: Conspiracy Theory, Myth or Reality?
Topic: Wanted: Dr. Alexander Stern
Replies: 10
Views: 301

Re: Wanted: Dr. Alexander Stern

Thanks, I may take you up on that. But right now, I'm following up on leads with Stern, not just The Benford Group. I appreciate the help, but as I said, DO NOT try taking him yourselves if you happen to encounter him!
by Reckoner
Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:29 pm
Forum: Conspiracy Theory, Myth or Reality?
Topic: Could a vampire be stalkin' New Orleans?
Replies: 34
Views: 1397

Re: Could a vampire be stalkin' New Orleans?

This is going to sound like a weird question, but if you can examine debris or the blast site, does the explosion look like it happened from the outside in, or inside out? And a friend of mine says that just because there may be traces of sulphur there MAY or MAY NOT indicate an explosive or acceler...
by Reckoner
Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:21 pm
Forum: Conspiracy Theory, Myth or Reality?
Topic: Wanted: Dr. Alexander Stern
Replies: 10
Views: 301

Re: Wanted: Dr. Alexander Stern

Not that I'm aware of, but I've been told that Stern is a prodigy and linguist. Believe it or not, the closest connection I could find was some latin and even some mention of a village during Roman occupation. But I'm also finding some activity in the Central and South Pacific that bears investigati...
by Reckoner
Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:09 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: How Prepared Are We - Non-Human Members
Replies: 17
Views: 1069

Re: How Prepared Are We - Non-Human Members

I know I'm a relative newbie here, but I've been doing this for years now and I might have another perspective on this topic. I know many are reluctant to go into detail with their partners and associates as not to put them in danger or scrutiny. Without naming names or specifics, I'll do the same. ...
by Reckoner
Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:36 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: The Vision of Victor Lazlo.
Replies: 26
Views: 1271

Re: The Vision of Victor Lazlo.

I've never met the man, but whenever I research various threats or theories, his name pops up. The man sounds like he has a good head on his shoulders, trying to find the truth and keep good people safe from predators. I like his thoughts on P.P.E., they've helped me and others I work with piece tog...
by Reckoner
Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:04 pm
Forum: Conspiracy Theory, Myth or Reality?
Topic: Wanted: Dr. Alexander Stern
Replies: 10
Views: 301

Re: Wanted: Dr. Alexander Stern

There's nothing noticeably wrong with the formula because it's currently dormant. At least under normal means of detection. I have it from a reliable source that if you analyzed the formula under a powerful enough microscope like a Somatoscope, you'll find a pattern in the chemical reminiscent of gl...
by Reckoner
Thu Jan 14, 2010 7:13 pm
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: Society Member needs a gun
Replies: 22
Views: 857

Re: Society Member needs a gun

If you're looking for a handgun with versatility, I'd recommend the Taurus 4510 Judge revolver. It takes both 45 Long Colt rounds, as well as 410 Gauge shotgun ammunition. It's decent sized, and has the versatility for varied ammo types. If you want a one gun, multi-option for everything to FMJ, hol...
by Reckoner
Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:24 am
Forum: Conspiracy Theory, Myth or Reality?
Topic: Could a vampire be stalkin' New Orleans?
Replies: 34
Views: 1397

Re: Could a vampire be stalkin' New Orleans?

New Orleans has always been a hotbed of mystic activity. After Katrina hit, so many wards, charms, holy places and totems have been washed away, allowing forces long kept out or dormant to start showing their heads again. And just because the bodies are drained of blood may or may not be vampiric, i...
by Reckoner
Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:14 am
Forum: Conspiracy Theory, Myth or Reality?
Topic: Wanted: Dr. Alexander Stern
Replies: 10
Views: 301

Re: Wanted: Dr. Alexander Stern

I'm feeling you on that one GS, but as far as a soul...I'm not sure Stern has one anymore. This guy's a whole other level of living cancer. He uses people, makes them think they're in control but he's already planned ahead for it. Then he turns your worlds upside-down. And this is his version of fun.
by Reckoner
Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:06 pm
Forum: Conspiracy Theory, Myth or Reality?
Topic: Wanted: Dr. Alexander Stern
Replies: 10
Views: 301

Wanted: Dr. Alexander Stern

To those of you that don't know me, my name is Paul Blake. I've been doing this line of work for some time now, and I'm always glad to meet fellow hunters. Now I'm hoping to both ask for your aid, and offer mine in return. I'm currently in pursuit of a man that makes Dr. Frankenstein look like a six...