To those parties, and I know you are watching, you package will delivered promptly and for half the agreed upon amount. Thank you and your esteemd organization Mr. Crane. I will be sure to recommend your services to my collegues in the future. I do hope that you will be refunding me the difference,...

Knowledge is power, so absolute knowledge leads to absolute power. - Anonymous You would think that this account would have been deleted or at least the access information changed. Oh wait, I did change it. I should really thank those nice frat boys for creating this account for me. Shame that the ...

You want wierd shit. Ok. Tell me why I come back from vacation to find my room mate dead in his bedroom with his throat slashed and my account hacked here on Lazlo???? The police found his bloodly fingerprints all over the computer and are declaring his death a sucicide. They say he has been dead fo...

WTF!!???

WHo the hell is Davis Holtz? and why is he using my account?

I believe that my work here is done. Though I have a had a good time, all good things must come to an end as I will now be taking my leave of The Society. Know that it was enjoyable meeting all of you and that you will be remembered.

Thank you for the memories.

Derik did get me one interestin' piece of on-line info, though I don't know how reliable internet urban legends are. Turns out one guy did try selling a buch of his books (which about 50 or so) that he were swiped from the printer on E-Bay of all places. Not only was this guy's E-Bay account shut d...

My my, haven't we all been busy little bees. Having a good time searching around in my affairs are you? Or, is it possible that you have hit the perverbial brick wall. Don't you just hate when that happens. I am a man who rather enjoys his privacy ladies and gentlemen, and those that do partake in m...

Little bird?? Yes, birds of prey always make for excellent hunters. By the way, how has Belladrox been as of late? A most excellent read if I may say so. Is it just me, or are the posts this guys is making seem to be slightly sinister sometimes. Slightly sinister? I've been labeled macbre, ominous,...

As I said. The rants and raves of Ben Holister are good for a chuckle before bed and maybe a short story or two. You realize that you lack anything resembling credibility at this point, right? Welcome to the failed villian of the week list. Also, what part of 'not worth the ammunition' did you not u...

Nemesis wrote:Enjoy your money and women while they last.

Yes, I do think I will. As for how long they intend to last, for some time I imagine. I read your response and I am supposed to believe I am going somewhere sometime soon?

I think not.

How does this guy sleep at night? On a large pile of cash, with women. We must not forget the women. But to return to more prominant matters, I again would like to thank these forums for once again providing more fresh fuel to the fire of my creative genius. Those deaths in New Orleans are going to...

Here I sit with another best seller in my hands. I really do love this site. Its like one large community pool of great story material. I do have to do some fact checking sometimes, even for the short stories. It may take me awhile to learn the whole story, but this site is a great place to do that ...

Sorry that I have taken so long to reply. Its good to see my topic has had so many responses; some more unusual than originally anticipated, but appreciated none the less. Of course by now at least one of you should have deduced that I did not actually see The Jersey Devil. I was staying in my hotel...

Hello Everyone My name is Davis Holtz, but you can me me Jersey Guy. I have lived in southern New Jersey all my life so I have of course heard every story about The Pine Barrens, the "Pinies" that live there, and of course The Jersey Devil. I never really believed in the stories, after all...