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by Professor Ali
Sat Mar 17, 2012 11:48 pm
Forum: War Stories
Topic: Adventures in Libya, The Talus
Replies: 6
Views: 238

Re: Adventures in Libya, The Talus

We had to move our investigation deeper into the desert. The thief who had stolen our artifact had planted, as it turns out, several other fakes in our dig site. We are now 90% certain that we know who did these things, but we do not know why. These fakes have contaminated the entire dig site, and a...
by Professor Ali
Tue Mar 06, 2012 12:49 am
Forum: War Stories
Topic: Adventures in Libya, The Talus
Replies: 6
Views: 238

Re: Adventures in Libya, The Talus

Yes, a golem. I can not rule out this hypothesis. I did not feel a presence of magic energy that I would have expected from such a device, but it could have been there and I just did not notice. I will let you know if any matching evidence of golemancy is to be found at the dig site. Hannah, you are...
by Professor Ali
Sun Mar 04, 2012 11:08 pm
Forum: War Stories
Topic: Adventures in Libya, The Talus
Replies: 6
Views: 238

Adventures in Libya, The Talus

Greetings to all my friends, Something very mysterious happened today in the desert, and my face was nearly blown off my head. It may be related to a new species of supernatural creature. I should begin by explaining where I am. Hello from beautiful Libya. My new job at the university allows me to t...
by Professor Ali
Wed Feb 22, 2012 3:09 am
Forum: Agency Voice
Topic: Anybody know where Nemesis is?
Replies: 70
Views: 9258

Re: Anybody know where Nemesis is?

Wow, I have been catching up on my reading of this board. You people certainly know how to live the interesting life. I pleased you are all still on this world with me.

Fortunately, I never dream.
by Professor Ali
Wed Feb 22, 2012 1:31 am
Forum: Agency Voice
Topic: The Official List of the Fallen
Replies: 346
Views: 6191333

Re: The Official List of the Fallen

In Arabic, we do use the term "martyr," but it has a different definition than is found in English or any of the Latin-derived languages. It means "one who was called to Heaven." I did not meet this man, but if fought the good fight and performed good deeds, he is surely a martyr.
by Professor Ali
Wed Feb 22, 2012 1:25 am
Forum: Philosophers Corner
Topic: A Valentine's Thought
Replies: 41
Views: 3977

Re: A Valentine's Thought

My friend, do not dwell on Professor Handler. I know some colleges at my new university who worked with her at the time and kept in touch with her afterward. She tried her experiment. It failed. It simply does not work. More to the point, I have been asked to take a trip to Libya soon. Perhaps my va...
by Professor Ali
Wed Feb 08, 2012 3:13 pm
Forum: War Stories
Topic: Supernatural Experiences in WW2
Replies: 53
Views: 2468

Re: Supernatural Experiences in WW2

My own homeland, Afghanistan, was neutral during World War II. It was ironically one of the quieter places to be while the rest of the world seemed to be burned. Before and afterward, well Afghanistan has never stayed quiet for long. A lot of particularly interesting stuff was happening around the t...
by Professor Ali
Wed Feb 08, 2012 3:00 pm
Forum: Conspiracy Theory, Myth or Reality?
Topic: Red VS Blue
Replies: 26
Views: 525

Re: Red VS Blue

Ah, you have met him! Mister Davenport, do not stress about this Mister Green. As it so happens, I have just relocated to the Tampa era. I have finally acquired my new dream job, teaching at a university where the snow never falls. If this Mister Green is anything but an urban legend, I will let you...
by Professor Ali
Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:25 am
Forum: Philosophers Corner
Topic: The merchant of Baghdad
Replies: 20
Views: 3792

Re: The merchant of Baghdad

I love this story. My mother used to tell me this when she put me to bed at night.

Now that I think about it, she may have been criminally insane.
by Professor Ali
Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:23 am
Forum: Philosophers Corner
Topic: Music
Replies: 49
Views: 4534

Re: Music

I prefer Sufi Rock.
by Professor Ali
Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:04 am
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: Hello, I suppose.
Replies: 18
Views: 2542

Re: Hello, I suppose.

Chotor asty, Sparks!

Do you have any specific questions with which we might help you?
by Professor Ali
Wed Nov 17, 2010 10:19 am
Forum: War Stories
Topic: Invasion of the Baby Snatchers
Replies: 15
Views: 500

Re: Invasion of the Baby Snatchers

A few minutes after I left the car, I noticed that the crickets had stopped chirping. In fact, there was no natural night sounds being generated at all. They had all just stopped dead, leaving an eerie silence. Every sound I made was abrasively loud in my own ears, from my breathing to the sound of ...
by Professor Ali
Wed Nov 17, 2010 10:06 am
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: Strange things in the Bootheel
Replies: 11
Views: 2976

Re: Strange things in the Bootheel

Hello Mister Woodriff, Are you still around? I was reviewing some of the older threads on this board from before I join when I think I noticed something. Your sister is named Caprice, is she not? I think she may have posted here on this site back in 2008. I noticed primarily because I am a college i...
by Professor Ali
Wed Nov 10, 2010 9:18 am
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: G.H.O.S.T. Grand Opening
Replies: 6
Views: 1100

Re: G.H.O.S.T. Grand Opening

How is business, Doctor?
by Professor Ali
Wed Nov 10, 2010 9:07 am
Forum: War Stories
Topic: Invasion of the Baby Snatchers
Replies: 15
Views: 500

Re: Invasion of the Baby Snatchers

As Remy would say, we piled into Father John's car. Actually, there was not a pile of heroes. We each sat in a different seat. Driving with urgency, Father John makes trip of roughly 240 kilometers in 2 hours. Fortunately, we did not run into any speed traps on the way. Well into early evening, we c...
by Professor Ali
Fri Jun 18, 2010 10:29 am
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: Taking a little Trip
Replies: 96
Views: 56965

Re: Taking a little Trip

Ah, Irish beer, it is my ninth favorite beverage.
by Professor Ali
Fri Jun 18, 2010 12:32 am
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Worldwide invasion by immortal creatures
Replies: 2
Views: 253

Re: Worldwide invasion by immortal creatures

Where did you find this article?
by Professor Ali
Sun May 30, 2010 4:26 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Mummified Baby escapes grave
Replies: 7
Views: 359

Re: Mummified Baby escapes grave

There are some ghouls who prefer their meals to be fine aged, but that might be a personal preference. If this was the only disturbed grave in the cemetary, I doubt that a ghoul is the cause. A more common monster is the likely suspect, greed. The article did not mention what methods of mummifacatio...
by Professor Ali
Sun May 30, 2010 2:51 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Omagimaakos body found
Replies: 6
Views: 247

Re: Omagimaakos body found

Come to think of it, I don't even know if 'omagimaakos' is singular or plural.
by Professor Ali
Sun May 30, 2010 2:48 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Omagimaakos body found
Replies: 6
Views: 247

Re: Omagimaakos body found

My area of specialty is the Middle East, not North America. It isn't surprising that I have never heard of it either. There is no mention of omagimaakos in Encyclopedia Mythica nor Tobin's Spirit Guide. Perhaps someone should add a page to the Lazlo Wiki. Swamp apes of Florida are also associated wi...
by Professor Ali
Tue May 25, 2010 7:24 pm
Forum: War Stories
Topic: Invasion of the Baby Snatchers
Replies: 15
Views: 500

Re: Invasion of the Baby Snatchers

A good question. It turns out that a rival college was in that location. I am getting ahead of myself... I arrived with a rapid and loud knocking at the door to announce my presence. "Father John the Wise, Remy the Quick, your third musketeer has arrived! I am Ali the Handsome. How may I use my...
by Professor Ali
Sun May 16, 2010 10:22 pm
Forum: Conspiracy Theory, Myth or Reality?
Topic: The Society of Shadows
Replies: 18
Views: 467

Re: The Society of Shadows

On March twenty-sixth, Hollister mentioned what would happen if I were on their list. Does would I get on this list?
by Professor Ali
Wed May 12, 2010 3:44 am
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: The Ties That Bind
Replies: 31
Views: 981

Re: The Ties That Bind

Fear not, I made it out alive. I am not without injury, but Team Portland emerged victoriously. It turns out that there are tunnels under that part of the city which branch out like tree roots. We never did completely search them, so be aware if you ever visit. I can not know for certain if other mo...
by Professor Ali
Sat May 08, 2010 10:01 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: The Ties That Bind
Replies: 31
Views: 981

Re: The Ties That Bind

Would you like to know what life is like in Portland? It is like this.
by Professor Ali
Sat May 08, 2010 6:17 pm
Forum: Conspiracy Theory, Myth or Reality?
Topic: Ever Dream This Man?
Replies: 7
Views: 312

Re: Ever Dream This Man?

I am the man of your dreams!
by Professor Ali
Sat May 08, 2010 6:10 pm
Forum: Agency Voice
Topic: Lazlo Society & Agency Roster - 2/10/2010
Replies: 18
Views: 558

Re: Lazlo Society & Agency Roster - 2/10/2010

Please add me to this list as a Society Associate.
by Professor Ali
Fri May 07, 2010 12:54 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: The Ties That Bind
Replies: 31
Views: 981

Re: The Ties That Bind

The British author Douglas Adams once observed that no known language has ever produced the phrase which translates to "pretty as a an airport." It is true that air travel in the United States as always been frustarting for me, but this week was worse. An attempted bombing in Times Square ...
by Professor Ali
Thu May 06, 2010 12:40 am
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Favorite Back-Up Weapon
Replies: 22
Views: 488

Re: Favorite Back-Up Weapon

I carry a small hatchet whenever I can. There was a time when I was younger that I worked as a firefighter. I became quite good with axes.
by Professor Ali
Thu May 06, 2010 12:29 am
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Favorite Firearm
Replies: 35
Views: 834

Re: Favorite Firearm

I like my Soviet Simonov SKS for emotional reasons. It's the only gun I've ever used, and I'd had it since I was boy. I trust it. I suppose Americans would call it a semi-automatic rifle, but to me it was always just my gun. In some countries, every boy was given a bicycle. Where I grew up, every bo...
by Professor Ali
Thu May 06, 2010 12:11 am
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Favorite Round
Replies: 11
Views: 243

Re: Favorite Round

Is there no choice for regular bullets?