Oh you pitiful little fools. Going to throw holy water on me? Super soaker full of it from a bribed Shaman? You all better think long and hard me heartys, My wrath is hellfire compared to what you are thinking about doing to me. Try and sleep tonight. It will be the last restful sleep any of you get...

I"M bACK!!!!!!

Foolish creature, I left Seattle after the canister was released. I am now a very comfortable distance away from you all, visiting with a very old friend.

Cieste le vie, as they say in Paris.


But don't fret, I will return.

Thats a promise.

The misery is so beautiful. So many lives to be turned upside down by one of your very own.


It makes me feel......powerful

Oh this is all so fun to watch.... HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


It is so pleasing to see you all killing one another.

OH isnt it grand, watching suburbia panic? Seattle is a mess folks. and I was part of it. I just love the smell of fear. It smells like Victory. Send all the water you want clown..... I'm not even on your plane of existence right now. Having a great time far from any of you pigs

I survived the ocean once, i will do it again. I'm a great swimmer.

Seal of Solomon? It has no bearing on my friend. You do not want me to bring the Great Jyn of Persia into this....

Your elemental did not work. The Jyns slaves released the cannistrer in a school yard full of kids. panic has enveloped the city. Parents are getting into car crahes racing to schools all over seattle to get their babies... You idiots thought I was just a court jester.... Antonieete made the same mi...

Those poor souls in Seattle arent mocking my name. Theyre all choking to death.


Fun, Huh?

You clowns will soon know the power I have.

The pacific northwest is a very nice area. Lots of rest and relaxation for all.


Running? HAHAHA

You Imbeciles. Salt water. OHHHHHH PLEASE dont sooak me with SALT WATER..... You must be joking.


I am impervious to anything you throw at me.

The fun is just beginning,

The darkness, it is winning,

Ron's spirit is a thining,



Nain Rouge is oh so, GRINNING



Let the joyous news be spread, you pathetic little worms will soon BE DEAD!!!!!!




DING DONG LAZLO"S DEAD

I can not free myself up at the moment as I am waiting for Ben to show up and “kill me”. I can send two of my men to help in Detroit if you would like. Assistance will be appreciated. I am not sure how many beasties that the half pint might have, so send your associates. You are nothing but a fool ...

Ask holister about his house.

AdamaGeist wrote:Dear god, I can't belive he's that stupid...

I think I'm going to go bowling for a dwarf when this is over. This will be SO much fun.

Come closer. Come to my domain. See how funny and stupid I am then.

Turtled up did you. Nice. Very sturdy vehicle you have there. We'll have to see how sturdy it is. Give it a good old crash test or something special. Guess who the crash test dummy is. I'll be having turtle soup soon. Fools. You've been lucky. Come closer to Detroit and feel the full extent of my po...

Hows the weather Bert?

She thought I left. Not even close bud.. Winter in Maine is very unpredictable is it not.


hey half-shell, your are a lackey, licking the boots of greater men.


Bow down before me, join me and you shall be rewarded.

I've always loved it when folks underestimated me.





More to come...

Molly Molly Molly get your red dwarf here, Nain rouge is a monster you will learn to fear. Sara, sarah the red light is in your eyes. Sara, Sara NO TIME IS A GOOD TIME FOR GOODBYE....... I left, yeah. I had better things to do. Little Molly, do tell me, how was it seeing old Bens head in the comode?

Having fun KonThaak? Messy huh?

Tidy bowel man is not very helpful is he?

BAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!


Major Nain to ground control... Capt Holister has lost his mind......


This is Capt Holister....Capt Holister....Help me....


Minds are so easily corrupted.....



Have fun picking up the pieces folks Ol Ben is hurting...

Yeah, sounds about right. I've been pegging this bastard as an Unseelie for a while, but I haven't been referring to my notes. He has said nothing against my claims, and has only boasted that iron doesn't work against him. We may be dealing with a second Ironshoes. If that's the case, you and I sho...

Hey now, let the little sun burnt midget (or is it "little person") have his fun verbally. You all aint scared of this reject from clown school are you? Pendragon, your feeble attempts to insult me are laughable at best. You should know better. You will have a visit soon. very soon.

Check out your cupboard Kolya...

Kolya wrote:Dude, he crapped in your oven?

It's much more delicious than crap.


Holyster is going to wish he hadn't opened it.

Many more puppies where they came from.

We shall see.

I have a song for you razor.



"The lady in RED is dancing with me.......Cheek to cheek......


I love that song.