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by Bert_the_Turtle
Sun Mar 16, 2008 2:31 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Back on Board!!
Replies: 416
Views: 32892

Yiiip.
by Bert_the_Turtle
Sun Mar 16, 2008 2:22 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Back on Board!!
Replies: 416
Views: 32892

You're welcome.
by Bert_the_Turtle
Sun Mar 16, 2008 2:02 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Back on Board!!
Replies: 416
Views: 32892

I'm only awake in between painkillers.

Yes I did, I'm cuddling the turtle now. ^^

Listen to your father, don't tempt fate. 4 more b-words and we get the Apocalypse.

*edited to add*

I have a movie for your dad to watch.

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=zkHM8xG6i8o
by Bert_the_Turtle
Sun Mar 16, 2008 1:44 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Back on Board!!
Replies: 416
Views: 32892

Didn't your father ever teach you to use the "b" word around here?
It always heralds disaster.
Celeste died after saying it repeatedly.
by Bert_the_Turtle
Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:14 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Back Again....Yet Again....Damn Internet.
Replies: 24
Views: 909

Mmmm..... Hamburger.... *Drools*
by Bert_the_Turtle
Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:10 pm
Forum: Agency Voice
Topic: Happy New Year!!
Replies: 4
Views: 587

Woot! C-Angel's back ^_^
by Bert_the_Turtle
Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:08 pm
Forum: Agency Voice
Topic: Is this the place to ask a question?
Replies: 50
Views: 7340

That wall will need to be ripped open and the carpet ripped up and checked for mold.
by Bert_the_Turtle
Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:26 pm
Forum: Agency Voice
Topic: Is this the place to ask a question?
Replies: 50
Views: 7340

We tried addressing her problems!

Then it downspiraled into a nitwit picnic.
by Bert_the_Turtle
Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:00 am
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Back on Board!!
Replies: 416
Views: 32892

Never!

Absolutely not!

A detonator wand where you point at the bombps you want to set off, that maybe.


But no, show some faith man!

*Sobs*
by Bert_the_Turtle
Thu Jan 10, 2008 1:56 am
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Back on Board!!
Replies: 416
Views: 32892

I guess you guys didn't want a Nintendo Wii then.
by Bert_the_Turtle
Thu Jan 10, 2008 1:54 am
Forum: Agency Voice
Topic: Is this the place to ask a question?
Replies: 50
Views: 7340

Railroading?

Derailing is more like it! Hyuk hyuk hyuk!
by Bert_the_Turtle
Thu Jan 10, 2008 1:51 am
Forum: Agency Voice
Topic: Is this the place to ask a question?
Replies: 50
Views: 7340

Indeed.

Alright.

*Flexes his paranoia muscles*

It has to be a water monster living in the walls. Coming to steal your Aqua Vitae and Pure Essence and Bodily Fluids.

Yip yip.
by Bert_the_Turtle
Thu Jan 10, 2008 1:48 am
Forum: Agency Voice
Topic: Is this the place to ask a question?
Replies: 50
Views: 7340

Hahaha. Well, you had the paranoia covered this time.
by Bert_the_Turtle
Thu Jan 10, 2008 1:44 am
Forum: Agency Voice
Topic: Is this the place to ask a question?
Replies: 50
Views: 7340

If its an older home it might be a leak somewhere.

Time to get Mike Holmes.
by Bert_the_Turtle
Thu Jan 10, 2008 1:38 am
Forum: Agency Voice
Topic: Is this the place to ask a question?
Replies: 50
Views: 7340

Uhhhhh, that even has me freaked out.

:shock:

Do you want someone to come over and stand guard while you sleep?

We can have specialists come and run tests if you like.
by Bert_the_Turtle
Thu Jan 10, 2008 1:31 am
Forum: Agency Voice
Topic: Is this the place to ask a question?
Replies: 50
Views: 7340

I'm as cunning as a wiley fox, a better cook than Alton Brown and I can kick things up a notch better than Emeril!
by Bert_the_Turtle
Thu Jan 10, 2008 1:20 am
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Back on Board!!
Replies: 416
Views: 32892

How about good surprises?
by Bert_the_Turtle
Thu Jan 10, 2008 1:16 am
Forum: Agency Voice
Topic: Is this the place to ask a question?
Replies: 50
Views: 7340

Afraid she'll start hitting on me or hitting me? :P
by Bert_the_Turtle
Tue Jan 08, 2008 3:44 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Sunday dinner ain't what it used to be
Replies: 13
Views: 675

I wouldn't know.
by Bert_the_Turtle
Tue Jan 08, 2008 2:46 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Sunday dinner ain't what it used to be
Replies: 13
Views: 675

Could be.


Or he could've just been a very disturbed person.
by Bert_the_Turtle
Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:59 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Sunday dinner ain't what it used to be
Replies: 13
Views: 675

That is one sick mother fucker.


I mean, seriously.

:shock:
by Bert_the_Turtle
Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:33 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Back on Board!!
Replies: 416
Views: 32892

Absolutely, glad to hear you guys had fun.




But am I allowed in your house again? :lol:
by Bert_the_Turtle
Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:25 pm
Forum: Agency Voice
Topic: Is this the place to ask a question?
Replies: 50
Views: 7340

Hello! *Waves enthusiasticly*
by Bert_the_Turtle
Sat Jan 05, 2008 4:00 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Back on Board!!
Replies: 416
Views: 32892

You're welcome kiddo. It was fun ^____^
by Bert_the_Turtle
Mon Dec 31, 2007 3:28 am
Forum: War Stories
Topic: Makeovers, makeup and animal testing
Replies: 45
Views: 2267

Yip. You know in some parts of the country they have the sun on for 8 hours a day. Sometimes more :P :lol:
by Bert_the_Turtle
Mon Dec 31, 2007 3:25 am
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Mr. Caliburn...
Replies: 19
Views: 818

I'll give ya a hand Ron. Do you wanna start at their motel and work foreward or start in the Blight and work backwards or find the Cab Company and work from the middle out?
by Bert_the_Turtle
Sun Dec 30, 2007 2:45 pm
Forum: War Stories
Topic: Makeovers, makeup and animal testing
Replies: 45
Views: 2267

You could paint everything with glow in the dark paint and forget about the blacklights hehe. They actually make some pretty bright glow in the dark material now.
by Bert_the_Turtle
Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:35 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Something I am learning about one of us...
Replies: 92
Views: 2722

Go suck a stake you squirming pile of mosquito crap.
by Bert_the_Turtle
Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:50 am
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Mr. Caliburn...
Replies: 19
Views: 818

Where were they staying? I'll look into it myself.
by Bert_the_Turtle
Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:53 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Something I am learning about one of us...
Replies: 92
Views: 2722

It might be double-think. Makes it more credible that it was GS if he wasn't trying to be seen.