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by Geronimus
Fri Feb 11, 2005 2:38 pm
Forum: War Stories
Topic: Yep, that's three nights in a row... Rats
Replies: 10
Views: 1277

yeah, and they are regular rats. I popped one with a pellet gun. I don't understand this at all... they don't seem to really be up to anything... This can't be normal though.
by Geronimus
Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:38 am
Forum: War Stories
Topic: 3 legs better than one?
Replies: 20
Views: 1633

As soon as tey sprout tentacles, subdue them and force them into the porn industry... You'll make a killing.
Seriously, toss a grenade in their limo.
by Geronimus
Mon Jan 31, 2005 2:07 pm
Forum: Agency Voice
Topic: What the?!?
Replies: 25
Views: 2323

Zombies don't do as well in cold weather, they have no internal heat. So if it's below freezing, they can actualy freeze solid if they are still very meaty. But don't let that make you overconfident. A sunny day can give just enough heat for the zombie to be active for a few hours a day; but they ar...
by Geronimus
Sun Jan 30, 2005 3:49 pm
Forum: War Stories
Topic: Damned Mosquitoes
Replies: 3
Views: 614

Damned Mosquitoes

From my Journal: Jan 21: Plagues of flying insects.. it got warm here for a few days and I'll be damned if a mess of mosquitoes were all over everybody... If I didn't know better, i'd have thought that a passive-aggressive vampire was trying to annoy us to death. January 23: It got really annoying. ...
by Geronimus
Fri Jan 28, 2005 5:54 am
Forum: War Stories
Topic: Yep, that's three nights in a row... Rats
Replies: 10
Views: 1277

Yep, that's three nights in a row... Rats

This is the third night in a row that I've seen a whole slew of big rats come up the street at 15 til 5. They aren't un-naturaly large, but they are pretty fat from eatin good. They always head the same direction... I mean like dozens of them. Wow, they are pretty bold too... They not only scurry al...
by Geronimus
Fri Jan 28, 2005 5:03 am
Forum: Conspiracy Theory, Myth or Reality?
Topic: Vampires.
Replies: 63
Views: 5450

The gaming geeks who want to be vampires never get to be vampires, the undead don't want the advertising that those loudmouthed Denny's haunting rvenants would bring. But they will sure as hell take advantage of one and use them to pull in some tasty snacks. there used to be a bunch of those folks h...
by Geronimus
Fri Jan 28, 2005 5:00 am
Forum: Conspiracy Theory, Myth or Reality?
Topic: Werewolves in the United States
Replies: 122
Views: 10007

Ya know, my grandpa talked about the loup garou wen we were on family camping trips when I was a kid. he was Cajun and said that they would always stay way off from the rest of society, and if you let yourself get too far from your fellow man, and to close to nature, you just might become an animal ...
by Geronimus
Fri Jan 28, 2005 4:56 am
Forum: Conspiracy Theory, Myth or Reality?
Topic: Police "Dark Rooms"
Replies: 46
Views: 4945

They damned well better be scared.
by Geronimus
Fri Jan 28, 2005 4:39 am
Forum: Agency Voice
Topic: How long until the general public clues in?
Replies: 120
Views: 6648

people only acknowledge as much reality as they can handle. Have you ever met a "Neg"? Those people are so strong in their disbelief that they can actualy obliterate certain phenominae with their very presence. It makes me wonder if all of this stuff is being generated by some collective subconsciou...
by Geronimus
Tue Jan 25, 2005 2:52 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Tsunami and the supernatural
Replies: 14
Views: 1488

Well, that would explain the problems here New Orleans, we have above ground burial cemeteries that are like small towns unto themselves. We got gang related slayings and occult crimes and a number of other psychos and lunatics... me, i don't care what they call 'em, we gotta wipe them out.
by Geronimus
Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:28 pm
Forum: Conspiracy Theory, Myth or Reality?
Topic: The Bloody Mary Mythos.
Replies: 10
Views: 1526

Miami? well, take a good supply of wooden stakes, the mosquitos there are pretty powerfull and they got cultists who worship them like gods in some of the sub-culture groups.
by Geronimus
Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:23 pm
Forum: Agency Voice
Topic: Stonehenge
Replies: 11
Views: 1235

I've heard rumors about this cult. And not very nice ones. But it's hard to tell what is true about them and what isn't. I've heard everything from human sacrifice to arcane tampering with the barriers between dimensions is amoung their activities. But who's to say.... most Cults are short lived and...
by Geronimus
Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:14 pm
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: Someone please help me, I don’t know where else to ask…
Replies: 18
Views: 2300

It's called Empathy, friend. And you have gotten a heavier than normal dose of it. From what I understand, almost everybody has this ability, but in varied degrees. Your operation may have removed a blockage to that ability or maybe stimulated that part of the brain. Animals can sense moods, we all ...
by Geronimus
Mon Jan 24, 2005 2:53 pm
Forum: Agency Voice
Topic: Lazlo Agency Case Files
Replies: 12
Views: 1085

Somehow, I don't think that a can of Raid would be too effective here...
maybe somebody ought to get an exorcist or somethin'.
by Geronimus
Mon Jan 24, 2005 2:48 pm
Forum: Conspiracy Theory, Myth or Reality?
Topic: "The Men in Black"
Replies: 63
Views: 5866

freaky fellas there, son. IF I come across any, I'll make sure to play dumb.
by Geronimus
Mon Jan 24, 2005 2:19 pm
Forum: Conspiracy Theory, Myth or Reality?
Topic: Dimensional doorways?
Replies: 86
Views: 4460

Maybe, according to some of the stuff I read by Victor Lazlo, they could even be from another time... but that's a pretty wild chance and I wouldn't want to heavily endorse that theory. If I were you, I'd be very cautious about messing with that dimensional stuff. God only knows what could happen to...
by Geronimus
Mon Jan 24, 2005 2:12 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Minneapolis/St. Paul Residents Beware!
Replies: 6
Views: 847

Ask Brother Leo, he might have some usefull advice.
by Geronimus
Mon Jan 24, 2005 2:09 pm
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: Come One come all Holy Water direct from the Pope!!
Replies: 15
Views: 2375

A friend brought me a rosary blesseed by His Holiness. If I had a nickel for everytime that thing has saved my skinny behind, I'd have $1.85.
by Geronimus
Mon Jan 24, 2005 2:06 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Tsunami and the supernatural
Replies: 14
Views: 1488

Not to mention Pol;tergeists.
by Geronimus
Mon Jan 24, 2005 2:04 pm
Forum: Conspiracy Theory, Myth or Reality?
Topic: Werewolves in the United States
Replies: 122
Views: 10007

There's bad apples in every bunch. Maybe if they were allowed to police themselves, there would be fewer problems.
by Geronimus
Mon Jan 24, 2005 12:44 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Hello
Replies: 62
Views: 6096

Did you know Mr Lazlo? I never met him, and have only seen excerpts of his book "Worlds within Worlds". Sounds like he was really a stand up kind of fella. If you ever make it down to New Orleans, we'll have to hang out and talk some shop, do a little hunting. They don't call Louisiana "The Sportsma...
by Geronimus
Mon Jan 24, 2005 12:38 pm
Forum: War Stories
Topic: My experiences as a Police Officer
Replies: 8
Views: 969

Pulled them out??? Good grief man, check the damned body, better make sure it stayed dead. next time, you burn that thing to cinders when it goes down, okay?
by Geronimus
Mon Jan 24, 2005 12:35 pm
Forum: Agency Voice
Topic: Potential Vampire warning in Southeastern USA!
Replies: 19
Views: 2246

I don't think that the home brews in Miami and Tampa will appreciate more competition from another VI, they can be fairly territorial. Vampires from Cuba? I thought that they got 'em all during the "failed" *cough* Bay of Pigs invasion. Oh well, maybe they will wipe eachother out enough to make life...
by Geronimus
Mon Jan 24, 2005 12:31 pm
Forum: Agency Voice
Topic: Ghost? Vampire? Or just another nutjob?
Replies: 67
Views: 4391

leave him alone, he ain't hurtin anybody.
by Geronimus
Mon Jan 24, 2005 12:29 pm
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: Need info on Xeye
Replies: 18
Views: 2285

Carefull Brother, the Knights of St. John might think that you are gettin' on their turf with this one. And they don't want anybody else playing in their sandbox.
by Geronimus
Mon Jan 24, 2005 12:25 pm
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: Silver bullets needed!
Replies: 30
Views: 6627

Ebay, baby.... http://search.ebay.com/silver-bullets_W ... 1QQfromZR8
makes life alot easier.
But I recomend that you make your own to guarantee purity, also, you might want to get a priest or two of different faiths to bless them... cover your bases... just in case.
by Geronimus
Mon Jan 24, 2005 12:20 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Hello
Replies: 62
Views: 6096

Hello, Since this is lookin like the place for introductions... I'm Geronimus and I work as a tour guide in New Orleans giving the spooky tours. It's my straight job that gets the bills paid, and it's a way to make a living directly from my um.. research into strange and unusual events. I hope to ha...
by Geronimus
Mon Jan 24, 2005 12:16 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Here we go...
Replies: 14
Views: 1290

I'm sure he'll post the results when... or IF... he can.
Either way, you'll have an answer.
by Geronimus
Mon Jan 24, 2005 12:10 pm
Forum: Conspiracy Theory, Myth or Reality?
Topic: Police "Dark Rooms"
Replies: 46
Views: 4945

You should see New Orleans sometime... really spend some time. When somebody finds old human remains where they shouldn't be, the police are all over it. However, they don't want the Universities or Historical groups all over it, and they sure as hell don't want the folks like me, who do research in...