Attention all members of the Lazlo Society. We do apologize for our current state of affairs, but with the current tragedies at home and overseas, our resources have been strained, and one of the things that has been lax is our ability to communicate on this forum. We sincerely regret this, and hope...

I keep forgetting who I am dealing with here.Let me clarify this; take one raw, bloody dying gazelle...we have one hungry lion to the left who wants that gazelle, and to the right, an equally hungry lion who also wants that gazelle. Now neither of these lions wants to share that gazelle so what hap...

Miss Logos Thank you for taking an interest, and I'll try to answer as many questions as possible. D.E.U.S. is the name of our central organization, located in Chicago, that can provide funds and support to a series of shelters throughout the country. These shelters are sent monetary gifts, as well ...

Mr. Malakai

Our offices have as of yet not received a response to our inquiry. I personally would like to see what D.E.U.S. can do to address your issues. Please respond as soon as possible.

Thank you.

Mr. Duamerthrax

Just to let you know, I recently read your letter, and I have sent the information you requested. I wish you all the best with your sister, and I will personally arrange for her stay at our New York facility.

Thank you for your interest.

Sakura, D.E.U.S. likewise will put it's resources to use. I'll send message to main headquarters. And the victims will not be forgotten.

D.E.U.S. is glad you are all right Miss Solstice. But the offer still stands should you need it's help.

Miss Solstice, we would certainly appreciate as much information about this phenomenon as possible. Any details, no matter how minute, may be of utmost importance.

Yes, Sophoroto, we do indeed take donations. Please "pm" your location, and we can send you directions to our nearest facility in your area. We thank you in advance for your kindness. As you are a minor, however, we would require that a parent or guardian be present at the time. Merely a f...

We wish you the best, Sophoroto. Have the happiest of birthdays.

So Mr. / Mrs. / Miss / or watever D.E.U.S. what do you do and how can you help us with what we do? How's that Mr. KonThaak? My organization is prepared to offer food, clothing, shelter, and counsel to those in need of such nourishment, whether its physical or emotional needs. Rain is it? In what wa...

We would be happy to share any information is requested. Records of our service are available publicly, and easily obtained through us directly. Rest assured, Rain, that we are indeed capable of helping, and would appreciate the opportunity to share our message as well.

GhostSpider, we believe that there may be need for us to talk. Please let us know the moment that you are available.

In our experience, we believe that demons are just as capable of brandishing firearms as any red-blooded American. This only increases their potential for damage to innocents.

We wish to congratulate KonThaak, and wish his child the greatest of success in the future. We are with you all the way.

We believe that Logos may be correct in this situation. Intelligence is a great advantage in any situation. If there is any service we may provide, then please be aware that we are willing to donate time and effort to your cause.

It seems to us that there are many difficult issues plaguing this society. We would like to make our intentions known that we are here as a public service. Do not feel there is no recourse, for we may be able to help.