i thank dares more cattle dan cowpokes in montana. musta been diffcult fer ya ta find a cowpoke. war yall na iffer not en montana?

anyways, yeeeap quite da mystery don her.

have a gooden.

eeeeeew weeeeee, how yall are?

slim just now come back from the auto parts store and he learned hisself some gossip about da body that washed up on da sandbar.

cause of deth: drownt.

the gashes on the back: unesplained.

body: missin.

ay, hannah, war yall from?

missouri

we was down on the sandbar tonite an smitty was a buildin the fer when he started hollerin like a little girl. i had ma ginny layin cross ma lap but fell tryin to git up an ol smitty ran pass me quicker than noob can plug his ol lady. 'ged dammit smit...' i hollered as he run by and then i seen it s...