how yall are? i dont care fer soap oprahs maself neither heather.

eww wee i'll git ta snoopin if ya git me sum info. yall contact me by the standirt channels.

how yall are? shadowstalker is raphael? mkay. a liddle birdy towed me at shadys ait in a baleave da liddle birdy at towed me at. i no daze moor in wun raphael in da wurld an ats wha aint sayin git a rope an string is ass up. ba jus ike skinner sayd imma keepen ma opshuns opun. neeways i didden cum u...

if ya readin dis an ya aint undead ya probblee butter in ma informant cos he deader anna door nail. i tawked ta skinner in will be workin tagedder.

how yall are? ya know i been snoopin in california looken fer some lazlo folks done turd up missen. i git me an informant. dont ask how i wont tell noways. after chassen sum gid damn ghosts round i believe at is tam i was given some bad information. had da suspishun at i was bein set up. when ma inf...

how yall are? i chick da infomashun given ta me by the assbandit ma A-stan spook buddy sparky provided me. i get some more names from im. course no one knows sheet about mcvay but day behavin ike 'honestly officer just tryin ta help dis here sheep ova da fence!' ways. not really gitten neewhere an a...

ewwww weeee! i ask maude 'ya think i ken help em mafuckers out some?' an she thawd so. so i tell maself 'why da hell not em mafuckers need a hand'. i call up summa ma spook buddies from A-stan and ask em 'ay sparky you dum sumbich get me some info wouldya? tell me bout whispering horses in sum shit ...

i hate citys all times a da year maself but ol maud loves da shoppin so a reelly dont ave mucha chois. yea an i kent wate ta start greasin mo zombies. day reltively kwiet at da moment doe so a have time ta fortafy ma bunker.

wudya say hippy?

shits skeery.

eeeeap i fite genst evil mafuckers.

how yall are? tell me yer defnishun a strange woman an en i tell ya maan.

elllllllll i aint genst math neither.
i ADD shells to ma ginny and i SUBTRACT zombies.
math is impotent. its wonna da 3 r's, ya know? just ike riten.

how yall are spidey? eeeeap i been builden up ma bunker. aint been huntin as much as i want ta but i gotta git noob under control and ma bunker dun. got sum leeds on at fella from up dare inna michegin. maud adjust ta da new laf pretty good. i take er up ta sent luis time ta time at dem shoppin mall...

how yall are?

en sasha was here he give me is cell phone number. i called im an no answer.

gonna drag on a hell a lot longer too. aint over by a long shot.

1. eeea he was torturin and rapin is victims bafore he killed em, butchered em, grilled em, and fed em to is buddies don on da sandbar.

2. he had a pistol and filet knife.

3. dare is an i did.

eeea uggler an a donkeys ass wid hemroids. ats ol scotty. how yall are? eww wee ima new man. feelin real good cos skeeters dead. i keeled him last nite. noob and i tracked im down and cornered im in a barn ike a dog treein a coon. "git yer mafuckin ass out ere skeeter!" i hollered in ta im...

eeeeah still ere.

i cain't get ta new yark. been air few times maself, caint stand da place. too big offa city fer me. soon as i pull skeeters head out thru is ass i be availbel ta tawk doe.

sasha was checking on that guy in the suit at da lieberry and since then janet dunnit stop askin bout sasha. ged dammit i am tryin ta skeeter!

update soon yall.

concrete_Angel wrote:Hey scotty- don't taste like chicken, does it?

ellll not sure if that extra tang was da human flesh or sumthin in da new bbq saws. when i find skeeter i'll ask im jus bafore i pull his head out thru is ass.

still lookin fer skeeter.

ell i add no idear the diffrunce in flaver was da human flesh an not da porkers. skeeter said it was da new bbq sauce, hell why not? also figgered mebbe feral pig tastes a mite diffrunt.

still aint found skeeter yet doe.

keep yall informed.

eeap how yall are? eww wee finally gittin ta rest a bit after all at killin and slaughterin. well kolya listen up you sumbich cos imma only sayin is one time. turns out at al noob shoots fire outta his hands and maude can see shit aint no one else seein. we was talkin bout skeeter how we caint trust...

how yall are? noob an i restin up after a looooong time a killin zombies ghouls an all manner a crazy shit ike at. almost outta ammo. almost. more killin ta be done. michael gonna hook it up sum as well. gettin bloody don ere, blood flowin yall. eww wee i mean ta smile if ol noob an i aint killin so...

we was don at da sandbar gitten ready fer some bbq when da shit hit da fan. ol scotty seen some shit but aint never seen no shit ike at bafore. as da sun sank bahind da verizon i started wid da fer as we waited fer skeeter ta git his dumass don to da sandbar an handle da bbqin. but den dere was dis ...

how yall are? ol scottys in a shitty mood. nancy and is ol lady turn up missin overnite. i jus na foun outta bout it. skeeter tole me. day car was foun on da side a northbound interstate 44 (towards st louis) but day wassen foun no how, not a trace of em. da key was still in da ignition an turned on...

i heerd a bit more bout da dead girl. she was a local in er summer bafore goin off ta college. she an her boyfriend of 3 munths were reported missin a couple weeks back. they was last seen at ruiz castillo's mexcan restrunt. day drank some margaritas and witnesses report at day was fine wid each udd...

i went in ma pickem up truck where michael said he was and i pick em up. eeeea, jus like michael toled our personal investigation didden turn up neethang. so i took michael over to nancys trailer an is ol lady let us in but toled us at nancy aint feelin good but she was skeered so she let us in. i m...

ell i have no idea what michael says sometimes talkin bout layin lines (layin pipe maybe?) neeways, yea, ol sappington bridge is haunted by ghosts even from bafore day was a bridge dere. a lotta da folks dat float da river put in dere an so da ghosts an spirits git a lot of exposure an people seein ...

i wen to da lieberry like yall suggested ta see if janet could help me widda research. when i git dere doe she talkin ta dis guy inna dark suit, square jaw, an shaved head. he was a tall sumbich ben dover ta talk ta janet. i saw her smile at im an he nodded an walk by me out da door. so i go up ta j...