Jesus Christ. What the hell's going on here? We need to deal with dym and the merc as soon as possible. I'm taking apart your Society, that's what's going on. It's OK to tell you that, because you can't stop me. I've got Nicolai and Ekaterina out of the way. Others are getting arrested, going crazy...

Nemesis, check your private messages. The offer is on the table.

Are you having vermin or pest problems? Being harrassed by creatures a little more than the local animal control can handle? Do you need a proffesional troubleshooter or problem solver? Or do you just want some good old fashioned, rightieous pay back? Then contact me. Whatever your problem, I have ...

I . . . thank you everyone. After an hour of meditation . . . I feel better. I can handle the truth. I hope the father can too. Do you know who the father is? Should I even ask who he is? How come I have a feeling that I know already? It's Ron Pa dude. The ol dog got some kick left in him huh?

GhostSpider wrote:

Because I know how much it bothers you to wait..

No, it is because you're a coward.

You got all the answers huh? Is that how you landed in numbnut's brain?

Michael T wrote:Why wait? I might get lucky and off you if you delay too long Dim-wit, or you may discover you have pissed off the wrong person.

Michael T.

Because I know how much it bothers you to wait..

Eilonwy Solstice wrote:I . . . thank you everyone. After an hour of meditation . . . I feel better. I can handle the truth. I hope the father can too.

Pa's a real stand up guy. I wouldn't worry about that for at least another 14 years and 8.5 months.

Michael T wrote:Ghost I have been trying to get "magic lessons" from Dim since he made the commet that he would show me what a real mage was. So far he has dodged my requests for that lesson.

Do not be in such a hurry. It will be soon.

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:"How" can you be pregnant?

I have an idea

Jesus Christ, Pa, did you even kiss her or get straight to the face down in the maple covered flapjacks?

Well congratulations elfy. It is good that Hannah and you get along so well together huh...

Lemme guess dickwrinkle.

DNA results answering the question if Aleksandr was the father of Krilova's baby?

Gonna be fireworks in DC, brother.

The offices of Dym Parapsychology were raided by OMON officers earlier this morning.

I assure you Nikolai, they did not find what they were looking for.

I enjoy the fighter types the most.

I am going to chew on your innards, dear.

Maybe make a little puppet of your head, assuming I can get all that shit out of it...

Here's to hoping that body was more than just a body.

So Aleksandr bite the dust, huh? Cross dressing hippie got what was coming to him. But I really was hoping it would be Boom Boom (also bit the dust) getting his revenge for everything Sasha had done to Natasha over the past few years. *sigh* I was really looking forward to the showdown between those...

You are not in my way, so no real need to destroy you. You are like number 18 or 19 on my TODO list. There is a time and place for everything. Do not be in such a hurry Mikey. I just need to get a bit of info before I can do anything else. There are only two people that have this information: Sasha ...

There is nothing wrong with it, dear. I have always been agreeable with your outlook. It's good that you're agreeing with me, because Zack and I, we haven't been seeing eye to eye recently... I've never been with a slug before... I'm gagging! I'm.. oh my god, I'm vomiting! Ugh... I'm back. Seriousl...

Dym I missed you bhy minutes last time, I don't plan to miss you again. Keep pushing and a lot of wieght is going to fall on your head. Michael T. You never plan to miss, but, somehow, you keeping missing... I am looking forward to the day when I get show you what it means to be a mage. I'm just wa...

There is nothing wrong with it, dear. I have always been agreeable with your outlook.

I agree with Logos.

Bert_the_Turtle wrote:I hope you guys have memorized your Zombie Survival Guides like I have.

Famous Last Words?

Misses her daddy. I knew there was something sick going on in that household.

Aww, take comfort knowing that Boom Boom died before all your dirty laundry got aired

Now you don't have to have that long uncomfortable talk. You know, the one about you and Sasha

See? Things could be worse...

It's easier than Waiting for your fate. The Gentleman has made it clear that he doesn't CAPTURE men. He captured Kei because "He couldn't possibly kill a woman". No, he kills men, and as such, Bert did his job FOR him. Bert may have been the one to do him in, but he just made things easie...

Alright you ignorant overstuffed peacock, when are you getting back to your "summer house"? I have a surprise for you when you arrive, and I assure you that you will find it both embarrasing, as wellas painfull. When you get here, I am going to fold you in half, and stuff your head up you...

Hey Natasha... Katja's still in Moscow. There's a party just waiting to happen.

DarKnyht wrote:The hunt is on.

If I had a $1 for every time...

Logos wrote: You piece of shit, Slob! Bert would never take the easy way out!

It's not the easy way out, retard. It's his strategy. Bert has said on several occassions he would kill himself before allowing himself to be captured.

Natasha wrote:Sasha usually calls me everyday. He has not called, and his lawyer not heard from him either.

I cannot cope anymore.

So. Anna. When ya comin' back, baby?

GhostSpider wrote:

He always was the master of sticking things in his mouth and swallowing.

Ah, then that doesn't make him that much different from you.

Hehehehe

Huh?

What's with the faggy colours anyway?