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by Father Arden
Fri Mar 18, 2005 1:50 pm
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: I have Mrloucifer as my prisoner, and now I challenge you...
Replies: 46
Views: 9112

In the spirit of helping Louis, If you need help Mr. Caliburn I can be of assistance to you. Our beliefs and methods are obviously not the same, but a man's life may very well be at stake from an obviously delusional person. I can private jet myself to Las Vegas in a matter of 2-3 hours and await y...
by Father Arden
Sat Mar 12, 2005 2:09 pm
Forum: War Stories
Topic: In transit...
Replies: 15
Views: 1332

Re: In transit...

The theory is that these bears are mutants that likely escaped or were set loose. Taking no chances that they are supernatural, however, we have plenty of nets and cement foam, and ammo. Further, if they are mutants, this is likely the result of military grade mutogens; we want to know who else is ...
by Father Arden
Sat Mar 12, 2005 1:58 pm
Forum: War Stories
Topic: In transit...
Replies: 15
Views: 1332

I'm typically working an urban environment, so long range shooting is generally over rated for me. Besides the damn things generally don't let you see them until they are close enough to touch. Sounds like your boy is either too hurt/angry/hungry to give a damn about being noticed. That or it doesn...
by Father Arden
Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:20 pm
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: Information Needed on Possessing Spirit
Replies: 1
Views: 562

Information Needed on Possessing Spirit

I seem to have a possessing spirit hunting the psychic sensitive on my team... Romeo Calusari is from Romania, and he has been haunted by the paranormal all his life... Recently, he was attacked and possessed by a spirit when he opened himself to the paranormal while hunting gremlins at an airport....
by Father Arden
Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:08 pm
Forum: War Stories
Topic: My weekend
Replies: 28
Views: 1539

Ron Caliburn wrote:I've been through enough altered states to know that that's the way to weakness and slavery Brother


Which part of me thinks if what Hotep wants to inflict on other people...

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by Father Arden
Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:06 pm
Forum: War Stories
Topic: My weekend
Replies: 28
Views: 1539

Tough luck about the rookie. I'm starting to think I'm really in the minor lagues here, rescuing kids from creatures in the city. Hey, don't down play what you do... Sometimes the big boys don't see the small details...we're so busy looking at the big picture that it can be easy to miss things that...
by Father Arden
Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:04 pm
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: I have Mrloucifer as my prisoner, and now I challenge you...
Replies: 46
Views: 9112

Ecclesia, perhaps from Ecclesiastes, meaning preacher. The Hebrew Qoheleth probably has the same meaning. The word preacher, however, is not meant to suggest a congregation nor a public speech, but only the solemn announcement of sublime truths. Or Ecclesia meaning church, assembly or 'the called o...
by Father Arden
Wed Mar 09, 2005 6:07 pm
Forum: Conspiracy Theory, Myth or Reality?
Topic: Werewolves in the United States
Replies: 122
Views: 7877

i think David Muir watched too many episodes of Wolf's Rain. Mankind did not come from the wolf. now there might be some reasoning that the progenitor of the human species DID come from a wolf, But I think this depends on which version of the human mythology you perscribe to. I prefer to think that...
by Father Arden
Tue Mar 08, 2005 7:11 pm
Forum: Conspiracy Theory, Myth or Reality?
Topic: Werewolves in the United States
Replies: 122
Views: 7877

Ron Caliburn wrote:Basically if it stalks humans for pleasure, food or profit, I'm happy to oblige it on to the next world


Basically, so do I...I just make sure it can't be saved from itself first...

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by Father Arden
Tue Mar 08, 2005 6:05 pm
Forum: Conspiracy Theory, Myth or Reality?
Topic: Vampires.
Replies: 63
Views: 4523

Something to consider, what constitues a vampire? I personally love the taste of blood I get sunburns easily bright light esspessally sunlight hurts my eyes, I'm stronger then my size and fitness level would sugest, I heal remarkably fast and it is also very difficult for most humans to hurt me. do...
by Father Arden
Tue Mar 08, 2005 5:59 pm
Forum: Conspiracy Theory, Myth or Reality?
Topic: Werewolves in the United States
Replies: 122
Views: 7877

Perhaps you might consider this simplistic, but if it hunts humans, I hunt it. You know, this conversation could be taken into very interesting hypothetical grounds... To whit, you say we should kill everyone infected with lychanthropy because many (all right, most) of them are a threat to humans.....
by Father Arden
Fri Mar 04, 2005 11:53 am
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Hello
Replies: 70
Views: 4632

Brother Hotep wrote: get me a nice Demonic familliar.. consort with Elder gods... Etc etc..


Excuse me? You want a demonic familiar? And to consult with Elder gods?

Sounds to me like some of us should be coming to pay you a visit...

Father Arden
by Father Arden
Thu Mar 03, 2005 10:21 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Hello
Replies: 70
Views: 4632

Unlike you, I don't have an organization. I don't have the ability to install implants. Hell, I still have to work for a living in addition to going out and hunting down the monsters living in the middle of the city. I admit that sometimes that definately makes things easier, though I do sometimes ...
by Father Arden
Thu Mar 03, 2005 10:14 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Hello
Replies: 70
Views: 4632

Elizabeth D. Anderson wrote:and because Arden is a lot more free with his information about our organization than I am.


Sorry Anderson...confession just seems to come naturally to me sometimes...

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by Father Arden
Thu Mar 03, 2005 9:11 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Hello
Replies: 70
Views: 4632

What sort of security measures do you have in place while you are working on this cure? Is your subject secured in such a way that a failure of the treatment regimen wont' be followe by the deaths of innocent people? If your treatments start to falter, are you prepared to terminate the subject befo...
by Father Arden
Thu Mar 03, 2005 6:09 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Hello
Replies: 70
Views: 4632

What you folks are doing medicating that fellow isn't an exorcism though. it's not a cure. All you're doing is hiding the symptoms. Eventually they will show up again. Then your werebear will kill someone. If you could cure the werebear, I'd cheer you on, but what you're doing is only delaying the ...
by Father Arden
Thu Mar 03, 2005 6:40 am
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Greetings from Father Arden
Replies: 25
Views: 1363

Holy Water...I think I'll need to kidnap a priest for that part!) I know you're making a joke, but for those that don't know, most Catholic churches have repositories of holy water sitting by the front door so that those entering may be cleansed ( hydrokometes )...if you don't know a priest, just s...
by Father Arden
Thu Mar 03, 2005 6:37 am
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Greetings from Father Arden
Replies: 25
Views: 1363

Re: Greetings from Father Arden

So, even though I did not act the part much, I managed to become a priest (mostly through the help of my uncle, who was a bishop)... Perhaps I should clear up a misconception people may be having about me... When you picture me, a priest, in your mind, what do you see? I'm no namby-pampy, like thos...
by Father Arden
Thu Mar 03, 2005 6:30 am
Forum: War Stories
Topic: Eugene Bell - Pedophile and Servant of Dark Powers
Replies: 8
Views: 1035

Geeze padre, what the hell have you gotten yourself into? Bell just conered me in the hallway outside my apartment...he asked me if I beleived in god and the devil, because he believed in me... I wasn't interested in playing any of his mind games and pulled my brigadier on him but he vanished out a...
by Father Arden
Wed Mar 02, 2005 8:35 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Hello
Replies: 70
Views: 4632

I do know that if I found a werebear, my prefered option would be to get rid of it before it killed an innocent person Let me ask you something...would you shoot someone who was possessed? Any acts they may carry out are not their fault, they themselves are an innocent person, and with an exorcism ...
by Father Arden
Wed Mar 02, 2005 8:16 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Hello
Replies: 70
Views: 4632

Do you happen to have an example from the last 1500 years? Yes.....my colleugue that sparked this entire thread for one...Agent Uriel and Vampire Snoopy, both agents of the APTF and both vampires for others... They are rare, but they do exist... If both of those are indeed part or more monster (Mer...
by Father Arden
Wed Mar 02, 2005 8:06 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Chupacabra
Replies: 1
Views: 542

Chupacabra

Since this beasty's name keeps popping up on this board, thought I'd share a story one of my sources just pointed me at Father Arden Chupacabra Discoverers United LAST UPDATE: 11/16/2004 5:34:49 AM Posted By: CyberBob Martha Trevino News 4 WOAI It's a relationship that's as wild as the creatures th...
by Father Arden
Wed Mar 02, 2005 8:03 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Coupan, killer Australian cat
Replies: 2
Views: 566

Coupan, killer Australian cat

On the trail of the 'coupan' Janine Beacham Wednesday, 15 December 2004 A local property owner believes the 'coupan', the mystery black cat recently spotted by local people at a fishing spot, is alive and well after several appearances on his property near Ellensbrook Road. The farmer encountered t...
by Father Arden
Wed Mar 02, 2005 7:40 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Hello
Replies: 70
Views: 4632

No matter how unlikely it is to happen, sooner or later, the laws of Probability and Murphy will ensure that your tame and pet monsters will escape the mechanism you have created to controll them and will kill humans and it will all be your fault for not eliminating the danger when you had the chan...
by Father Arden
Sun Feb 27, 2005 12:46 pm
Forum: War Stories
Topic: Organ thieves or crazy homeless folks?
Replies: 7
Views: 764

My same source claims that the Gulf War Syndrome is actually an after effect of a serum the boys were given to make their bodies resistant to being animated after death. Interesting...does your source know of a way to check a person's blood to see if they were exposed to this serum...Morowetz displ...
by Father Arden
Sun Feb 27, 2005 12:44 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Greetings from Father Arden
Replies: 25
Views: 1363

Vampiric Werewolf? What do you do with that, shoot it with silver bullets, stake it and then decapiate it? Yes... If we had known about its existence in adance, we likely would have made wooden stakes with silver bands... We've never seen it show up again, so I'm hoping we killed it... Didn't have ...
by Father Arden
Sun Feb 27, 2005 12:43 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Fictonauts
Replies: 8
Views: 791

Ron Caliburn wrote:Geeze . . . if I ever ended up in Wonderland I know what I'd do.

Go Wabbit Huntin'!


Agent Foxlove actually saw himself as the white rabbit...and as a coward...

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by Father Arden
Sun Feb 27, 2005 12:42 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Rokuro-Kubi Warning
Replies: 16
Views: 1608

Ya know, if Tak took any time to figure out that a group of people who do the things the Yakuza do are evil . . . well he's not exactly the sharpest katana in the drawer. Actually, he had been raised by them since birth, and was well and truly brainwashed...it took a long time to beat that mental d...
by Father Arden
Sun Feb 27, 2005 12:15 pm
Forum: War Stories
Topic: Organ thieves or crazy homeless folks?
Replies: 7
Views: 764

I've heard from sources (who wish to remain anonymous) that the real reasons behind this invasion weren't the WMD programs, but instead were the WLD programs - Weapons of Living Dead. Now that's interesting...one member of my current team is ex-Canadian military...no special powers, no psychic abil...
by Father Arden
Sun Feb 27, 2005 12:10 pm
Forum: Conspiracy Theory, Myth or Reality?
Topic: Batu and Prada ... Which what and why?
Replies: 42
Views: 3093

The difference between aliens and vampires is that not all aliens are evil and need to be destroyed. To date the only arguably alien race I've encountered were known as the Kreeg...and those square0headed one-eyed bastards were--if not pure evil--so outside our concept of it that we were as lab rat...