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by Jeremiah Dark
Thu May 10, 2007 9:08 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: The three orphans
Replies: 198
Views: 7855

"Hello again Zackery. You have made your choice. Good, good. Just like the dependable lil' boy scout that you are. You have made your decision, now I must live up to my end of the bargain. How do you sleep at night laying next to your whore. How do you quell the guilt when all you can say is t...
by Jeremiah Dark
Thu May 10, 2007 4:32 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: The three orphans
Replies: 198
Views: 7855

"Oh lil'pig, lil' pig let me in,

Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin.

When in vice, say it twice.

Tonight Boss."
by Jeremiah Dark
Thu May 10, 2007 4:28 pm
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: Bounty!
Replies: 31
Views: 1463

"Oh you weren't forgotten Zackery, you are just my special lil' play thing right now, and I want the sole satifaction of ruining your life. Maybe you need more incentive officer, and I know just how to do it. As for our discussion last night Zackery, hospital or station house, your choice. Pic...
by Jeremiah Dark
Thu May 10, 2007 2:16 pm
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: Bounty!
Replies: 31
Views: 1463

Bounty!

"You have brought this fate upon yourselves Lazlites. I here by offer a sziable bounty for he deaths of key Lazlo Society Members. FIFTY MILLION DOLLARS each for the heads plus some rare occult incentives. Ron Caliburn Bert_the_Turtle Shadowstalker Kon Thaak I will also pay out TEN MILLION DOL...
by Jeremiah Dark
Thu May 10, 2007 1:57 pm
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: The Calling
Replies: 33
Views: 1769

The Calling

"This here is a message to all my dark hearted and wicked brethern. To those who have evil on their minds and darkness in the hearts. For far too long these Lazlites have diminished your legions, and quelled your uprisings. How many of your own best laid plans have been crushed beneath their r...
by Jeremiah Dark
Thu May 10, 2007 1:43 pm
Forum: Agency Voice
Topic: Long time guest; 1st time poster.
Replies: 751
Views: 33278

"You are such a clever lil' thing aren't you my sweet peach. You are one of the them aren't you. If only you knew how much of a threat you are. You will not live to see your awakening child. I promise that. The same goes for your sweet Molly Benny Boy. You have a much longer time to protect yo...
by Jeremiah Dark
Thu May 10, 2007 1:37 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: The three orphans
Replies: 198
Views: 7855

"Oh Zackery, I haven't taken everything from you, yet. Afterall, she is still alive, a small matter I tend to rectify very soon.

I destroy lives Zackery, its what I do, and there is always more than one way the end a life.

Tick Tock Boss."
by Jeremiah Dark
Thu May 10, 2007 1:25 am
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: The three orphans
Replies: 198
Views: 7855

"That is almost funny boy. Seeing how you are soon to be one of us. You are a puppet on a very short string right now Boss, and The Voice is pulling the strings.

You can't help yourself, how do you expect to help others.

Welcome to the dark side of the moon Boss."
by Jeremiah Dark
Wed May 09, 2007 3:12 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Hunters Among You
Replies: 112
Views: 5010

"You be careful out there Dym, watch youself. These fellas, they don't think inside the box. They think like wolves when we go after one of there own. Stop screwing around with the cherry blossom whore and keep focused. You have at least four maybe five of these Lazlites running round over the...
by Jeremiah Dark
Wed May 09, 2007 3:00 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: The three orphans
Replies: 198
Views: 7855

"Greeting my sweet peach. So vocal aren't you. Well, when I come to see you in a few weeks, I am going to gut your father up the middleand feed his insides to wild dogs. Then I am going to snap the flea bag cat of yours like twig and proceed to bash it into paste. Then I will save you for last...
by Jeremiah Dark
Wed May 09, 2007 12:07 am
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: The three orphans
Replies: 198
Views: 7855

"Looks like I stirred up a hornet's nest. Its good t see my gifts are being recognized. Don't worry Zack, I haven't forgtten bout you or your girlfriend yet. You ahve some pretty bad habbits, obsessive complusive. You have a really interesting psche evaluation here Zack, I am surrised you are ...
by Jeremiah Dark
Tue May 08, 2007 11:59 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Natasha Released
Replies: 462
Views: 16987

"So is the whore dead yet. I do hope she is suffering; alot. Dym, Voice, hum? May be now I can return the favor. I hear that DeleMorte is in Europe right now and I have someone in The Shadow Realm who owes me a favor. Maybe we can get together and "discuss" things. Hell, the way I se...
by Jeremiah Dark
Tue May 08, 2007 11:55 am
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Natasha Released
Replies: 462
Views: 16987

"Maybe you would like to over there and drive a stake through her heart as well Ronny Boy, to do to Boom Boom what you did to Benny Boy. You seem to be good at that. You can't have the love of your life back, so you have to kill off everyone elses'. Better watch out Alexis, he may come gunning...
by Jeremiah Dark
Tue May 08, 2007 11:50 am
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Natasha Released
Replies: 462
Views: 16987

"Ok Natalia its like this; if you are going to do this do it right. First take about six or seven asprin to really thin the blood, then its once across the wrist and once straight up the middle of the forearm. Make the sure the cuts are straight and deep. An Exacto blade works well if you do n...
by Jeremiah Dark
Tue May 08, 2007 12:05 am
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: The three orphans
Replies: 198
Views: 7855

"Greetings Boss. I see that you all got my message. I kept those lil' ones alive just to see them suffer. I felt every sweet drop of their pain and i drank from the cup that does runneth over. Oh, how are those hands Zack, you keep washing them like that, you all gonna have bare bones soon. Pr...
by Jeremiah Dark
Mon May 07, 2007 5:26 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Hunters Among You
Replies: 112
Views: 5010

"I am starting to think I should pay a visit behind The Iron Curtain when my business with Zack and his girlfriend is done and over. Maybe stop in and say hi to sweet Natalia and offer her up some southern comfort Boss."
by Jeremiah Dark
Mon May 07, 2007 1:28 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Natasha
Replies: 129
Views: 4965

"Greeting Dym, I say you just kill them both and save yourself the future aggravation. Just, if you're gonna chin the bitch, do it nice and slow. Savor the moment, take some photos, maybe a home movie. Just don't forget to cut out the tounge so her screaming don't distract and remove the eyeli...
by Jeremiah Dark
Mon May 07, 2007 1:33 am
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Natasha
Replies: 129
Views: 4965

"I would come and spill you out right now sir, but two things a man don't do,; spill another man's drink, and shit in a nother's man's litter box. Sides, I gotta little gift for you better half, something real nice that will make that peach of yours think twice fore having any more nightmares....
by Jeremiah Dark
Mon May 07, 2007 1:25 am
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Natasha
Replies: 129
Views: 4965

"Oh that won't be happening again Ronny Boy, I guarantee that. I've grown somewhat since kicking your ass. I've made some interesting allies, and they all seem a biy interested in your sweet peach. Next time we meet, your little angel, will become just that.

See ya' round Boss."
by Jeremiah Dark
Mon May 07, 2007 1:18 am
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Natasha
Replies: 129
Views: 4965

"So how's the jaw Mordecai? Still a bit tender I reckon."
by Jeremiah Dark
Mon May 07, 2007 1:14 am
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Natasha
Replies: 129
Views: 4965

"Greetings Boss! I see that another fine coneseur of mayhem and murder has taken residence upon your boards. I so welcome a voice of truth in these hallowed halls of abstract lies and misguided apathy. I say just chin the bitch Dym, gut her slowly from snatch to gullet like a lake trout and wa...
by Jeremiah Dark
Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:38 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Hello fools
Replies: 44
Views: 1957

"You fellas are not that bright are ya'. He's talkin' bout GhostSpider you morons. Now wonder so many bad guys pass through here. Well, as much as I would like to see my recent admirer tear GS a new one and turn the rest of ya' into cono fodderr, the recent onset of imcompetant villians has me...
by Jeremiah Dark
Sun Apr 22, 2007 4:01 am
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Funeral Dirge
Replies: 250
Views: 9575

"Howdy Benny Boy. Thought you'ld seen the last of me, well you're wrong. I simply moved on to greener fields. Hell, I've even laid down some roots in this fella here who hated you more than I did. Tis' the pitty. Looks like ol' Petey here shouldn't have tried to run. Cop killers are bad, but w...
by Jeremiah Dark
Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:27 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Funeral Dirge
Replies: 250
Views: 9575

'cough' 'cough' {BBLLAAAGHH} "I'm coughin' up my own blood now. That bastard cut out my tounge last night and castrated me. I'm still here though Boss! Hey Fate, really sweet offer by the way. I'll think it over Hahaha. As for you Hannah my dear, I ain't done with you yet. When I get out of he...
by Jeremiah Dark
Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:53 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Funeral Dirge
Replies: 250
Views: 9575

"Freedom is out of the question there Boss? Then you are shit out of luck. Bidding starts with my freedom and ends with ya'll gettin The Eye of Ages. I already got one promising offer reached out to me, so if ya'll think I'm bluffin', think again!"


See ya' soon Boss."
by Jeremiah Dark
Thu Apr 19, 2007 5:30 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Funeral Dirge
Replies: 250
Views: 9575

"Finally, a voice of reason. But do ya' really think I'm that stupid. I tell you where I am, you get The Eye, and then leave me to die at the hands of this psychopath. I want to see some sort of a bargain on the table first Boss before you get anything from me."
by Jeremiah Dark
Thu Apr 19, 2007 1:10 am
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Funeral Dirge
Replies: 250
Views: 9575

"Ya'll thik this is funny sir. That this is a game. Well Boss, if I am gonna be going out, I will be going out in a bang. If you this Eye of Ages Boss, then I suggest ya' come and get my ass out of here real soon. Cause I reckon if he dies, we all die. I will unleash the 50 demons trapped with...
by Jeremiah Dark
Wed Apr 18, 2007 12:10 am
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Funeral Dirge
Replies: 250
Views: 9575

"I though I was a psychopath. He's deranged. He's out to destroy me at all costs now! Not yet Damn it, I did not count on this happening Boss, not at all. I only have six days left to get out of here before he kills himself and the rest with him. Funny, I wanted to push him over the edge, I gu...
by Jeremiah Dark
Tue Apr 17, 2007 4:00 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Funeral Dirge
Replies: 250
Views: 9575

"Great another country heard from. So who do you thnk you are kidding Gaurdian. I know it is is you. Why won't you just give up! "
by Jeremiah Dark
Sat Apr 14, 2007 11:57 pm
Forum: Community Outreach
Topic: Funeral Dirge
Replies: 250
Views: 9575

"I did expect more from you druid, that was a very eak attempt at a response. Where's the hate, where's the rage. Oh thats right, Gabby took it with him. You poor broken man you. And when I said four graves, I mean four graves. I could make it three, but I don't plan on butchering you, Lex, or...