Bah! Humans have no taste. You call that a breakfast good sirs. Have at you! Where's the grubs and termite larva. Its not a breakfast with the grubs and termite larva. Oh and you have to have the dandelion roots. They are so tasety this time of year. Maybe a crabapple or wild strawberries for desse...

HI EVERYBODY! Its me Hit Squirrel with my next big mission. This one I am going to have to do solo guys. I know you all want to come but I have to do this one by myself. It involves another monster assassination of a big snail thing with really really big eyes and small little arms and smells like b...

Trade secret my man, trade secret. Trade secret my sweet patookie. You use that damn orange bag you found in New Orleans a few months back. Not that I do not appreciate all those explosives mind you, but you and your obsession with stealing is going to get us all thrown in the clink. Man I am too g...

Yo there Bert my man, Toys'R'Us is getting another shippment next week. How many you want?

Rodney you masked bandingo stop stealing stuff from that toy store! You are going to caught by the animal control game warden. AGAIN! This time I won't blow up his truck just to get you out.

Are ye a shapesifter good sir. The only ones I knew that could do that trick was the ancient order of The ceelie Court of ....OF COURSE! You sir are a druid are you not? You were the one! So all this time I have been squandering my magics and patience on this squirrel (though as dedicated and heror...

HI EVERYBODY! Ok I want to introduce my team o F.O.A.H. agents. Ok they are really just my bestest friends that help me out but we do make a good team. Ok you know me already. Hi Im The Hit Squirrel the super secret squirrel assassin who assassinates evil monsters and bad guys. Ok you guys are next....

HI EVERYBODY! Well e are back from another super secret mission to thwart the evil R.A.P. syndicate but The Hopfather got away again. He always somehow gets away! I really don't like that bunny! Never trust trust a bunny my grandsquirrel told me and boy was she right. Everyone is ok but Japser got s...

HI EVERYBODY! Its me Hit Squirrel and Im on the trail of The Hopfather's secret lair so I can thwart that bad bunny's evil plans. So I have my friend Jasper here and he is going to tell you all about F.O.A.H. Ok Jasper you can tell them now. Hello. I am Jasper. One of Hit Squirrels friends. THIS IS ...

HI HANNAH! THAT'S NEAT! I can come but and see you whenever you want. My magic amulet lets me POOF! where ever I want to go when ever I want So I can come see you and your pa when ever you want me to. Just make sure Mr Fluffers is not around. Last time I saw him he licked his lips. I don't like cats...

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HI BERT & SHADOW! I have something you guys may like to try. Flashbang acorns. I got the idea from you Bert You're so smart even though you are not really a turtle. Maybe when you guys are done you can help my team find The Hopfather and his sinister R.A.P. lair. This is good popcorn. Do you lik...

HI EVERYBODY! It me Hit Squirrel. I know its late and all my friends are crashing here tonight. I got Rodney's head out of the drain. Silly Raccoon. He still is my bestest friend in the whole wide world. I gave him a shiney magic ring that allows him to talk too. All my friends are able to talk too ...

Stay in the trees rodent. Otherwise you will get run down like the rest of your kin. You run down innocent squirrels? Oh its ON! You are a bad man. You need to learn some manners Mr Dark Voice. You like picking on innocent animals and people who are my new friends? Well why don't you try picking on...

HI TONY! Welcome to The Lazlo Society. I hope you like it here. I am sorry I have to go so quickly bt Rodney has got his head stuck in the drain again. Bye Bye!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! From me The Hit Squirrel and Cleo The Dragon and that immortalguy who is sleeping it off in the bedroom in the wst wing on the third floor and Whiskers who is hiding under the sofa and The Great White Owl and Patches and Rodney and Mongo too. I hope your brain gets better Mr Holister...

HI EVERYBODY! I have decided to talk to The White Owl. He said that if I stay a human, my magic amulet would go to another animal protector.When I asked who? He said a dog. A DOG! I couldn't allow that. I could understand a fiercesome lion a cunning wolf or even a majestik eagle. BUT A DOG! At least...

HI EVERYBODY! Sorry, I have to be quiet. Cleo is sleeping. Shs a growing dragon and needs her sleep. Boy they grow fast. Sorry I have not been around lately. Between moving, and getting Cleo situated in our new home, and all the fun I have been having with Shadowstalker and his friends. I just have ...

That sure was a bad place. I used alot of seeds. There were monsters EVERYWHERE! I was lucky that Bert let me hide in his armor and assassinate monsters from a sfae place. He also let me fly. I flew around and was looking for more monsters. I was the one who saw that evil castle with the evil monste...

Hi Hit Squirrel, Are you really a talking squirrel? I used to hear squirrels chitter chatter to each other all the time about their trees and their nuts and what the barn cat was doin' but I ain't never ever heard one actually talk . . . at least not when I was awake. You sound fierce and brave. Ho...

Ooooo.....Cleo found a claw here in the corner Bert. I told you she was a good partner. Its very BIG! Look at the size of that! Is that from a monster Bert? It has to be? Maybe the monster that took your friend. Can you read it Bert? I bet you can. You can do anything. Cleo stop sniffing around that...

I said "I'll go Bert! I wan to help. Where you go Bert I will always follow!" I said it just like that. But maybe it is a bad place other there through the evil door thingee. Well if its to help my Bert then I'll do it. Where are my glowy seeds? And Cleo is coming too. She wants to help. C...

HI! Its me again The Hit Squirrel. I had never been part of a team before. This was great to be assassinating monsters with my good friend Bert whose is not really a turtle and Gabby who is mr drawf druid ruck driver man's twin brother. Or something like that? I was so confused but Gabby was pretty ...

HI!! Where is everybody. Bert I don't know where you are Bert? Where are you? I want to help fight the sewer monsters and the bad shadow doggies.
Do you still have my case?
Can I bring Cleo? Shes too youg to be left alone. I will wait for your reply!

Ok then. I don't want my good friend Bert mad at me. Maybe I could become human again! But I only have 3 glowy seeds left and I really shouldn't waste them. I have to wait for The White Owl to bring me some in the summer. I only see him twice a year. Why is that? He comes just before Present Day wit...

Maybe they are not really toys. Maybe they are just really msmall monsters that just pretend to be toys. This way they can eat boys and girls when they are sleeping.
Or they could just be defective toys. (Hehe).

I could make Bert a seed rifle just like mine. We could assassinate monsters together. That would be so cool!!! He could be my boy squuirrel. Nah he belongs to all those other girls. I could turn them into squirrels and I could have more squirrel girl friends!!! Then I could turn Bert into a squirre...

Aww well. Cleo lost the trail. The shadow you thingies got away. Im sorry. Better luck tomorrow.Its late. I guess me and Cleo better head back to the park near the tall white pointy rock. I can't wait to meet everyone tomorrow. I hope you have my seeds. I hope you like Cleo too. She is really really...

Well ok, I guess. As long as you can send me a motorcyle. Ok then. You can be my sidekick. Even though you are not a robot. Whats a unique. Are you special? Cleo says you might be a changeling. Whats that? Oooo I gotta go again. We found some bad shadow doggies. Time to assassinate some monsters. By...

Thats so sad. I like the drawf druid truck driving man. He has a nice home. His dragons are cute. Do you like dragons? Is that his wife. She's pretty. She also has a doll that talks. Hi talking doll. Does the doll talk to you too or just konthaak and his wife. Do they have kids? I really like childr...

You'll protect me from the bad kitty won't you. I don't like cats! Cats are bad. They eat squirrels!!! If I had my seeds I would shoot him with one or throw a magic acorn at him. Bad kitty. You won't eat me! Right Bert? You'll protect me from the bad kitty. Bert is my human friend wh really isn't a ...